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ukester

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New names????
« on: April 14, 2007, 06:54:37 AM »
What would be a great name for a new ball?????Please chime in you never know....
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302efi

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Re: New names????
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2007, 09:02:20 PM »
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The Pile Driver!


That sounds like a Banger bowling ball...lol
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laneman

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Re: New names????
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2007, 09:14:39 PM »
Hope no one gets mad about this..

I would call it the "D*ck"

Think of all the advertising slogans..

You could have a hard and soft D*ck.
The D*ck never misses the hole.
I like to polish my D*ck.
I like to stroke my D*ck instead of grabbing it.
If your D*ck isnt working correct,have it resurfaced.
You could have a womens ball,that would be the plastic D*ck
Ect,ect
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302efi

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Re: New names????
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2007, 09:20:16 PM »
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Hope no one gets mad about this..

I would call it the "D*ck"

Think of all the advertising slogans..

You could have a hard and soft D*ck.
The D*ck never misses the hole.
I like to polish my D*ck.
I like to stroke my D*ck instead of grabbing it.
If your D*ck isnt working correct,have it resurfaced.
You could have a womens ball,that would be the plastic D*ck
Ect,ect


LOL !

Don't forget about the D*ck 2-ball roller with extending handle for your Asian customers
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When faced with a difficult situation, Jesus asks himself, "What would Chuck Norris do?"

Robo-Arm bowlers SUCK...
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laneman

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Re: New names????
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2007, 09:21:00 PM »
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quote:
Hope no one gets mad about this..

I would call it the "D*ck"

Think of all the advertising slogans..

You could have a hard and soft D*ck.
The D*ck never misses the hole.
I like to polish my D*ck.
I like to stroke my D*ck instead of grabbing it.
If your D*ck isnt working correct,have it resurfaced.
You could have a womens ball,that would be the plastic D*ck
Ect,ect


LOL !

Don't forget about the D*ck 2-ball roller with extending handle for your Asian customers
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Roto-Grip

When faced with a difficult situation, Jesus asks himself, "What would Chuck Norris do?"

Robo-Arm bowlers SUCK...


lol
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Hogsharley

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Re: New names????
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2007, 09:23:12 PM »
quote:
Hope no one gets mad about this..

I would call it the "D*ck"

Think of all the advertising slogans..

You could have a hard and soft D*ck.
The D*ck never misses the hole.
I like to polish my D*ck.
I like to stroke my D*ck instead of grabbing it.
If your D*ck isnt working correct,have it resurfaced.
You could have a womens ball,that would be the plastic D*ck
Ect,ect


Why don't you just get your D*ck plugged!
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Rev_O

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Re: New names????
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2007, 09:24:51 PM »
how about "The New Era" or "The New Begining"
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laneman

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Re: New names????
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2007, 09:27:18 PM »
quote:
quote:
Hope no one gets mad about this..

I would call it the "D*ck"

Think of all the advertising slogans..

You could have a hard and soft D*ck.
The D*ck never misses the hole.
I like to polish my D*ck.
I like to stroke my D*ck instead of grabbing it.
If your D*ck isnt working correct,have it resurfaced.
You could have a womens ball,that would be the plastic D*ck
Ect,ect


Why don't you just get your D*ck plugged!
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3 holes of fun!!


The grip on it feels good..dont need plugged yet.  
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laneman

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Re: New names????
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2007, 09:29:10 PM »
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Or FILTAB!!

Fvck I Love This Awesome Ball!!

The serial number can be M4THS

(made for typical house shots)


lol
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Deathclutch

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Re: New names????
« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2007, 09:33:21 PM »
The TFH(this f**ker hooks) the TFS(this F**ker skids)
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laneman

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Re: New names????
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2007, 09:34:29 PM »
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The TFH(this f**ker hooks) the TFS(this F**ker skids)
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Thats a good one too..  
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revTrex

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Re: New names????
« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2007, 11:36:33 PM »
I think companies should start taking ball names from mythology.  I mean, Visionary already kind of does it, but not to the extent that they could.  You could have Gorgons and Harpies and Hydras...not to mention various gods and goddesses.  I really want to throw Thor.  Maybe a Ragnarok coverstock?  And who wouldn't want to drill three holes in Aphrodite?
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