What is this world coming to
Now they want me to work a FULL 8 hours when I am here!
Pretty soon, they are gonna have to start paying me!
Anyway, Debs600 takes 1st place again this week with a fabulous 642!
This new leading lady sure is putting the hurt on those other so-called bowlers.
The only bowler to shoot 6 this week, even if it was on a cake shot.
Looks like she tried out TP's house and liked it.
She even scored a STPL (Stalker Per League).
Coming in a not-so-close but still respectable 2nd place is Doc Hollywood with a nice 573. Up from a 400 series last week, Doc is really pouring it on to try to help the men this week.
While he did score a WPL (Waitress Per League), one has to wonder why Pchee is rubbing his charm on Doc at all? Does this sound like a manly thing to do? Maybe down in the land of fruits & nuts, but up here -we just say good shooting and shake their hand.
Rounding out the 3rd spot is King Sucker-Punch with a 567. 2 games over 200 and still can't shoot a 600 series.
How lame must this guy be ?? On a side note - Sr. Kegler donated some of Doc's Magic Elixir to this guy and his laneman must have found out about it, because he quit putting out a ton of oil(conditioner - for those keeping score at home
)so this no-talent hack can sit on 10 all night long and still make it to the pocket.
ThongPrincess climbs the walls this week, at the 4th spot with a comeback 562 and 0 DPL. Just one more spare and you could have beat the hack you are looking up to this week!
RooCat chimes in at 5th place with a 537 and an ATPL (Almost-Triplicate Per League). She should try for the triplicate again this week and settle for 3 200 games.
Dropping to 6th place this week is OutaSync with a 525 and also no DPL. Word has it she set fire to her arsenal(Except the Lane #1 balls) in the back yard and started the raging fires in CA.
Dropping to 7th place and Pin Kissing level is Mike Degredated, matching PK's 511 series from a few weeks ago. Mike did promise to make a comeback and suckseeded with his triumphant above-500 series. With Halloween fastly approaching, Mike was seen out in the pumpkin patch by his house, setting up a shrine to "The Great Pumpkin" in hopes of a treat this week at bowling instead of the tricks that have been played on him lately.
Ed finishes up this week's lineup and the last of the tricks. What a cruel joke Columbia has played on this guy, selling him useless equipment. Together with the Laneman's Conspiracy, this guy doesn't have a chance.
Should we tell him that the rest of the barrel dwellers all add 50 to 100 pins to their scores to avoid embarrassment from the "real" bowlers on this sight? Or that some are using bumpers to help their game along ?
Nah, he wants the good feeling of accomplishment when he whoops up on them fair and square.
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PK
You are only as strong as your weakest link!
That would be me!
Edited on 10/29/2003 2:55 PM
