Here you have it folks!
Obviously, CB is OutaSync didn't read the post very well last week, or maybe she just doesn't follow orders very well.
She did take 1st place with a whopping 591, but couldn't score off the lanes with 0 DPL.
As most of you know, I don't know squat about bowling!
But I will offer her this bit of advise - Stay away from team events.
Seems you don't play well with others, even if they are on YOUR team!
Rounding out the # 2 spot is none other than our newcomer - Doc Hollywood, with a respectable 574 and a CPL. Doc must have started drinking some of his Elixir, because as the night progressed, he digressed in pins.
He did get a married chick to buy him a drink right in front of her husband. That is either very brave or very stupid, depending on the size of the husband.
We will need a ruling from His High Exhalted Supreme Commissioner of CPL/DPL (if he hasn't been dethroned or dethroned himself) on whether Doc gets a multiplier for his act of bravery!
Third goes to Mike DeSantis with a close 570 and 0 CPL. He was the second to post his scores and came in third.
Coming in at 4th place is Pin Kisser with another close 567 and 0 CPL. This guy could have had his first sanctioned 600 series ever, but again he shows everyone what a no talent hack he really is.
Here is a tip for him also : Chicks don't dig it when you dump your Skull Ball in the gutter! Thus his reason for 0 CPL.
Feeling the pressure last week and crumbling is Debs130 in 5th place with a still close 551 and 0 DPL. She needed to shoot a 568 or 569 to stay in contention, but failed to stay focused. The though of being squeezed between 2 male bowler types was too much for the lass, to say the least.
Well, look what we have here ?! ThongPrincess is in the #6 spot with a 538 and 0 DPL.
Looks like the creme of the crop has spoiled and is fermenting towards the bottom of the barrel. While she thought this wasn't going to continue, her scores took a dive last week to a new level. Hopefully she will be back on track this week, as it is pretty boring up top with only CB is Outasync for the guys to be amused with.
And last but not least, we have ecajberry with a 381 and 0 CPL. Now I have to give this guy credit, anyone who can drink tequila and still keep the ball on the lane should have his score doubled! Perhaps he should get away from Columbia equipment and try something new.
Try concentrating on the CPL and the games will come by themselves!
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PK
You are only as strong as your weakest link!
That would be me!
