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Pat Kruschel

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BOTBC 11/3 to 11/9 Reslups
« on: November 10, 2003, 07:07:09 AM »
Oh what a spanking the wo(e is me)n got this week!

1st place goes to Mike DeSantis with a butt-whooping 630!
Who's your daddy now, TP ???

2nd place goes to thongprincess with a meager 557 series.
Heard she was even hitting on a guy from the other team, to throw off his concentration so her team could win. Guess it worked since she shot better than him.

3rd place and moving up is roocat with a close to meager 546.
Since her series always seem to be pretty close, one has to wonder when she is gonna learn how to bowl on that house shot they keep giving her ???

4th place goes to Doc Hollywood with an ever-so-close 544.
While Doc says he was shooting to stay in the barrel, I think the WPL & PPL wore him out last week.

5th place goes to Pin Kisser and his side-kick outasync with a 536 each. PK has to feel pretty good about keeping up with anyone of the left-handed persuasion, seeing as how they have it a whole lot easier on that side.

6th place and holding is debs130/600/400 with a solid 498. While she is feeling sorry for Ed and possibly throwing off, rumor also has it that she was a good wifey and let her husband win, to keep peace in the family. He should, in return, let her score a DPL and really get some points in this challenge.

7th place and moving out of last is ecajberrywith a 444 series, the last I think we will see from him from now on. With his new arsenal and education, I think he will be a force to be reckoned with.Yessiree, traded in those old, worn-out Columbia balls for a brand new, shiny White Dot. Why he didn't go for a skull ball is beyond me, but it seems he does want to learn to bowl first, and pick up chicks second.

And our new "king suckerfish of the week", coming in at 8th place and sucking all the algae off of the bottom, shooting a reported 780 series, minus his 2nd reported series of 600(No-tap scores are for sissies, as well as double posts from a post-whore) is none other than our very own superman with a very unmanly series of 180. This chump ought to take notes from Clump and put his knowledge to good use, if he has any.
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