Twas the week before x-mas and all through the house(alley)
Every creature was bowling, throwing strikes like a louse.
OutaSync's 557 and RooCat's 550 that night,
Had just taken 1st & 2nd, am I reading that right?
When out on the lanes there arose such a clatter,
It was only Pin Kisser's 535, why couldn't he beat them, what was the matter?
To the computer Debs130 ran to post her 516,
I hope they only remember my first game and the others aren't seen.
Then what to her wondering eyes should appear,
It was ThongPrincess's 510, TP lost 4th place by a spare.
As she wiped away the sweat and a tear,
She saw that St. Mike DeSantis's 509 was so near.
Then Ecajberry did post his 426 in pain,
It looked as if he would be last, again.
But alas Doc Hollywood felt the most generous of all,
With his 408, he spared Ed the bottom and wrote:
"Merry Christmas to All!"
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PK
You are only as strong as your weakest link!
That would be me!