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Zman

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BOTBC- NPA Reslup 09-22 to 09-28
« on: September 30, 2003, 09:22:50 PM »
Bettter late than never ? Better to have CPL'd/DPL'd and lost than to never have CPL'd/DPL'd at all ? Better off dead ?
We love cliches here at BOTBC-NPA so this week the reslup is cliche heavy.

Why ? Why Not ? Here we go and you have to take them one game at a time.
(Special bonus this week to the BOTBC participant that correctly comes up with the number of tired old cliches used. Here's a hint at the grand prize. It involves Mike DeSantis, a midget, a 55 gallon drum, a herd of goats and a NIB 15 lb. Skull Ball and maybe a feather but that's optional).

Thong Princess - 640. The 6's keep coming as T.P. keeps stroking along, and with 3 CPL's sets what I believe is a new chick record for scoring there. You know what they say about records. The bigger they are, the harder they fall.

Mike DeSantis - 540. At least the guys prevent the old usual female give'em the old one two. No CPL's as Mike is still in no CPL solitary confinement imposed by Mrs. DeMike.

CB - 527. That's ok we'll get'em next time CB. Another 0 DPL.

Debs130 - 522. 0 DPL. The women continue their crushing of the rest of the guys. Alls fair in love and keeping Ed and Suckerfish at the bottom of the barrell. Ah the joy of bowling with a child. You actually try to help him with his bowling ? Yikes. People that share the same DNA should never ever coach each other.

Roo Cat - 514. This kitty is barely treading water over the mendoza line but high enough standing on the shoulders of the 2 guys below her. 0 DPL.
If you can't beat'em, join'em near the bottom.

Pin Kisser - 470. 0 CPL. Everybody loves the team or person that just never wins and consistently finishes last. PK you were THE sucker fish. The one everbody loved to see finish last, last season. Then along came Ed.
This situation is similar to being the 1st child and being 7 years old when along comes cute adorable baby sister/brother. Well, you can't win'em all.

Ecajaberry - 434. 0 CPL but one of Ed's better series this year ? Hang in there Ed a few more weeks of this and you too may become a cult sensation like PK was last year. This just proves, you can lead a horse to a bowling alley, but you can't make him strike. Actually you probably can't get him in the building but then again.......
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Ok. We'll settle this the old Navy way.
1st guy to die loses.

Edited on 10/3/2003 0:30 AM

 

ecajberry

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Re: BOTBC- NPA Reslup 09-22 to 09-28
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2003, 12:27:59 PM »
So far this league, I have been bowling with timing so messed up it must have hurt others to watch......just wait till I figure it out.....

PK will be back on the bottom looking up.........and I will have a better view of the thonged one!!
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Old dog getting older, man this sucks!!

Pat Kruschel

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Re: BOTBC- NPA Reslup 09-22 to 09-28
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2003, 02:17:39 PM »
Don't worry Ed, the Thonged-one is heading in our direction this week!
She is dropping like the Titanic!
If she's not careful, I may just pass her up very soon!(He said while counting his chickens before they have hatched)
But that will be water under the bridge!

BTW - Isn't Tequila suppose to make your timing smoother ?
If I drank that stuff during bowling, I wouldn't be able to finish the third game!

Happiness is knowing ones true place in life!



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That would be me!
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Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming --WOW--What a Ride!"
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debs130

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Re: BOTBC- NPA Reslup 09-22 to 09-28
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2003, 03:16:08 PM »
I'm the one who bowls with a child!!!

Debs
RIP Thong Princess and Sawbones

Zman

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Re: BOTBC- NPA Reslup 09-22 to 09-28
« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2003, 12:22:57 AM »
Debs - Arrrrgh. Mental LOFT is increasing as I age also. Sorry. I have edited to correct my earlier stupidity.
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Zman
Ok. We'll settle this the old Navy way.
1st guy to die loses.