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Zman

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BOTBC - NPA Reslup 09-08 to 09-14
« on: September 14, 2003, 10:59:39 AM »
Uggghhh the men continue their reign of incompetence. It's comforting to know some things are consistent but I am typing this as early as I can to prevent putting up these ugly men's series numbers from affecting me on league night.
Maybe if I just keep thinking it's ok you are typing in 2 game scores...then again some of these for 2 game scores would make me panic.

Maybe Capt. Peach Fuzz's return will do something for the men. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

T.P. - 612. She's hot and she's close to being put on double secret library probation by All Powerful Adjucator of All BOTBC Judge Ragnar.
0 DPL again. Bummer.

C.B. - 599. Women go 1-2 again. Monotonous isn't it ?
0 DPL again. Sigh.

Mike DeFeated Again - 585. The show position for the DeMented DeSantis again. Which shows that every week at least 2 chicks put it to Mike and not the way he'd like it. 0 CPL, 0 DPL no drinking reported. Very boring.

Debs130 - 514.666. She reports 3 series scores and I have to do the math. Rags I need a judgement on this one. Especialy with the decimal coming out to 666. 0 DPL. Are you women wearing birkas to bowling or what ?

Roo Cat - 498. See what a nice person. Going sub 500 to let poor PK and Ed think they may get off the floor 1 week. Actually hmmm that is kind of cruel giving the bottom feeders false hopes. 0 DPL for this week.  

Pin Knudger - 459. And obviously ball fudger too. All these sub 5 series are going to require the bottom of the barrell be widened beacsue guys take up more space than women usually. And the foggy crystal ball sees 2 guys that look like they are super glued to the floor this season. 0 CPL, no runs, obviously no hits, no errors.

E "Eddie Munster" cajberry - 414. Almost the dreaded Pin Kisser sub 400 series. Ed bowling like Eddie Munster did on that Munsters episode after Herman broke the lanes. 0 CPL and really none reported. Come on Ed maybe you can take the CPL lead before Pchee posts.
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Edited on 9/15/2003 2:13 AM

Edited on 9/15/2003 2:54 AM

Edited on 9/15/2003 12:15 PM

 

CB

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Re: BOTBC - NPA Reslup 09-08 to 09-14
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2003, 02:37:42 AM »
Excuse me Mr. Zman.  It seems as if you forgot some one.  Ummm there was one more lady in this who finished ahead of PinKnudger and Eddie Munster.  I realize it pains you to see the women kicking some butt here, but RooCat was left out.  Did she do something to offend the kinder, gentler judges???
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Zman

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Re: BOTBC - NPA Reslup 09-08 to 09-14
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2003, 02:47:25 AM »
CB - Opps. Sorry. I am as my wife kindly puts it "brain cell challenged" at times.
I've edited to get my favorite "horse owner" in there.
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pchee2

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Re: BOTBC - NPA Reslup 09-08 to 09-14
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2003, 05:18:57 AM »
What do you call it when a cat is left out?  Outcatst?  OustCat?  Who ousted the kitty?  I have to admit, I've ousted quite a few cats in my day.  All of which were due to them having hygiene problems.  Cats lick themselves to clean.  Me, I am not a cat and I certainly wasn't about to lick a dirty kitty.  








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Re: BOTBC - NPA Reslup 09-08 to 09-14
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2003, 07:59:56 AM »
Actually, of those 3 series I posted, 2 were from a previous week (I screwed up).  In a later post, I entered my scores from Sunday AM, 9/14, the only league for which I'll be posting from now on.  Those scores were:

238-170-191 = 599

That actually ties me with one of the other ladies.

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Zman

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Re: BOTBC - NPA Reslup 09-08 to 09-14
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2003, 12:09:43 PM »
Debs - After considering your very logical and sound argument for an extremely long 3 seconds (the NFL takes way longer and I work cheaper because bowlers are cheap), after further review the scores stand as posted due it just ruins my 666 bit.

But thanks for playing and thank you for not making me go to the super computer to calculate your series next week
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