Although we had fewer participants this week the stories are getting much better. This was a week to laugh. Thank you all.
Let's get right to it.
Top O' The Barrell You Da Man
Chucksta - 627. Now on DDIP. (Double Double Invisible Probation) 2 CPL's.
A furthere description of said CPL's or shooting the "magic number" may have alleviated the DDIP. The fun is in the details. Blondes ? Brunettes ?
Did they buy you a drink ? Did you buy them a drink ?
Come on I'm old and married and living vicariously every week through you young and single people.
This week try for more CPL's. One more > 600 and you may be voted off the Island for scoring too well. Maybe try doing it left handed ?
Never mind if you even drop kick a ball on the left side it goes straight to the hole and strikes.
Also Floating Way Too High
Debs130 - 609. Yikes she gets the DIP this week. No DPL to offset it and no fun story = no avoiding the DIP in the road.
Still Fairly High But Very Entertaining
Rockh3ad - 544. This story had me laughing too loud at work. 20 CPL's I believe would be a BOTBC record.
Doc help me out here. I don't ever recall the Peach reporting 20 CPL's (while the Angel line may work on young IQ challenged chicks it doesn't work here), in a single night ?
Those must be some Manly Revs. More details of said CPL's would have been a larger bnonus but, the part about them averting their eyes and you being sun like was an instant classic.
Doc Hollywood - 529. The rare 3/4 CPL is awarded for having the words chick, elixir, balls, and rub all in the same description of CPL activity.
Another I laughed a little too loud at work reading this.
Well done laddie.
Not to mention shooting the coveted 162. If this was a Survivor type foprmat that alone would have guaranteed you immunity for this week.
Footnote for the new here.
The manly originator of the write ups for the BOTBC Pchee2 bragged of his manly chick digging revs while averaging 162.
thfonz98 - 460. 0 CPL. While the lack of CPL's is somewhat disappointing the series score is right in line with what we at BOTBC Inc. hold near and dear. Be proud to post an under 500 series. If I wore a hat it would be off to you young man.
Slimeypebble - 458. With the swing in scores from the easy house you subbed in to the regular score, I just have to give you the 2 CPL's you racked up at the easy house. Plus the Purple Nerple brings back fond memories.
Nicely done on the CPL front.
Bottom O' The Barrell
You are our ideal and idol. You are not afraid to proudly proclaim I suckethed
this bowling week and I'll be back for more.
Check again, are you sure you really are left handed TP ?
Maybe you made a mistake and bowled right handed this week ?
Thong Princess - 392. If there ever was a week you needed saving by having Pin Krusher report for duty this was it. Bad mechanics or lack of concentration + sport shot usually equals a disaster of titanic proportions.
Plus no DPL's. Not even a sympathy DPL ? Come on throw me a bone here ?
Nothing ? Sharks with laser beams on their heads ? Anything ?
That will rap up this week.
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I'll stone no head pins before their time.
Sr. K will. He gets tapped like that all the time.
