Another fun filled week and the stories are getting stranger, and Pin Krusher has returned to flirt with the BOTBC Mendoza line.
All is well do not panic, drop any 3 or even 4 ball rollers on your feet, toes, farm animals, inanimate objects, or significant imaginary or blow up others.

Here we go.

Top O' The Barrell

Doc "Rub this on baby" Hollywood - 622. Normally this would be an automatic DIP (Double Invisible Probation) sentence.
Doc is saved by his use of the words elixir, ball, chick, and kiss, plus the fact he hauled in a somewhat long distance CPL that had to travel to get to him.

Bobbing Near The Top O' The Barrell

Chucksta29 - 590. The Chuckroast narrowly avoids banishment from too many 6's in a row. Nicely done. The CPL does help too. You are now DIP free due the under and the CPL.
Next time ask what you're drinking before you pound it down the hatch, although that can be an interesting experience too.

The Middle O' The Barrell

thfonz98 - 560. No bottom feeding for the fonz this week. Plus the rare and most likely coveted in most nations whose GNP actually does exceed Pchee2's charitable contributions .162 CPL for the underage girl serving up non alchoholic refreshment. Well done laddie.

Rockh3ad - 536. Chick in her 50's. DENIED. Her hot daughter that you made a story up about. Split decision. .33 CPL for her.
Using Elixir as a chick lure. Priceless. Plus the imaginative story.
Total = 1.162 CPL's.        

Pat Kruschel - 502. TBFNA (The Bowler Formerly Known As) Pin Kisser checks in with an almost impossibly perfect 502. Even though 486 is perfection to some in some alternative Half Moon Bay driven fantasies.
The 0 CPL streak rolls on. Hint - Leave the wife at home !

Below the PK Mendoza Part O' The Barrell

Debs130 - 470. Memo to self. Do not anger Debs. SHe apparently has the strength to toss a 3 ball bag to great heights when fully loaded but, this wears her out so much she doesn't have the strength to get out of the way and gets Coyote (from the Roadrunner cartoons) like flattened.
0 DPL's. Switch houses ? After all aren't DPL's more important ?

slimeypebble - 467. You must le tthe CPL's come to you my young jedi.
Or make up some Marlowe-esque story like some other unnamed posters do.


 
Face Down In The Bottom O' the Barrell

Thong Princess - 459. You have to love a sport shot. When the shot shifts it's like bowling on a different planet on some of the patterns.
Not a terrible score to be scouring the bottom but, congratulations on sinking to the bottom !

Next week will PK stay above TP ?
Will Doc get a visit from an elixr using vixen again ?
Will any more named drinks be reported ?
Will gasp a BOTBC member shoot an honor score ?
Will slimeypebble tell a sort of believeable story ?
Stay tuned.

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I'll stone no head pins before their time.
Sr. K will. He gets tapped like that all the time.

Edited on 10/11/2004 4:44 AM