Oh what a night.  i shot my high game and series 753 for 4 and a 212 game  The bowling god was a smiling down, my low was a 159  I took over the season series for the women from Lauren Takahashi...a big yahooo!

3 game set 184-198-159=541  Not at the bottom this week
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It's not that life is too short.  It's that you are dead for sooooo LONG

Well, well, well.  I got to bowl tonite.  

189 – 206 before I got on track.

Do I have the CPL’s though.

We have a team of Hooter’s chicks.  These gals are all 15s at least.  Had to invent new numbers, anything that can get around without a walker gets an 8 from us older bowlers.

I got hung in the beer frame and was on the way back from the bar with a tray of glasses and a couple of pitchers of beer.  I was trying to go down the steps at the same time the hooters chick was coming up the steps.  This gal needed curb feelers her headlights stuck out so far, as she turned side ways to let me thru, her hooters caught on the bottom of the tray.  There goes beer all over her white t-shirt.  Typical cheeeep bowler, she wasn’t wasting money in undergarments.

Being the gentleman that I am, I immediately grabbed a bunch of napkins and started blotting up the excess liquid.  That is until my team mates started hollering and asked me what the he11 was I doing.

THEN I thought, guys on ballreviews won’t believe this!  I ran over to my bag and grabbed the digital camera and started taking pictures for you.  What great ones they were.  This gal was going completely commando style.  By this time the beer had migrated way south.  Low maintenance gal to say the least.

I had enough time to snap about 3 pictures before the wife radar kicked in and confiscated the camera.

I was going to offer to take the shirt into the mens room and ring it out until a little voice warned me to play dumb.

Had enough guys chip in to replace the spilt beer that I actually made a profit.


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Edited on 10/21/2004 3:39 AM

Way to go Darold!!!
Doc's right, we need pictures!!!

Sorry Debs, I hate to pick on the crippled but.......

258 (Front 7, clean game) - 213 - 146 = 617
Get one of them nice Rolex watches for the first game, from ABC I think.

0 CPL
Had some lookers, but 2 of their ages combined were still younger than I am.
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TP - Sr. probably bowled bad because the Viagra kicked in and he couldn't bend at the line.
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Nothing big this week but better than normal
166, 165, 205 = 536
Lanes were fried, so I decided to hook at my 10's.  I was going 40 to 5, bout 20 mph, the ball was just snapin to the 10.  Had several women comment on how "big" my hook was and how "hard" the ball was going.  No women around my age though, either old enough to be my mom or young enough to be my kid.  Lose lose situaltion, I need to bowl with some hotter women.