Here we go again. Another exciting recap of our illustrious groups social and bowling adventures.
Have I mentioned yet bicoastal bowlers are encouraged to join ?
We at BOTBC do not discriminate against anyones home location or travel schedule.
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If none of these comments make any sense then I'm doing a fine job.
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Although we are not overly fond of Cincinnatians or Pittsburghers, Pittsburghians ? Ah it's an NFL thing not bowling but, I digress.
Let's get to it.
TOP O' THE BARRELL
Chucksta29 - 686. But alas zero CPL's. Chucksta is concentrating too hard on bowling and may have to get the heave ho if this ridiculous over achievement trend continues.
Have some drinks, meet some chicks, have some fun.
NOT EXACTLY THE TOP O' THE BARRELL BUT NOT THE BOTTOM
Debs130 - 610. Holy 600 ! It's a good thing a DPL was reported. This counteracts the act of shooting over 600 which is usually cause to be placed on Double Invisible Probation.
Chucksta doesn't even know he is now on DIP. Well I guess he does because you hit the magic formula to save yourself from being a DIP.
Well done anyway. Get older dude to buy you a drink next week and you may count him again.
THE YOU PEOPLE ARE STILL TOO HIGH IN THE BARRELL SECTION
Rockh3ad - 574. Doc's interpretation of the unwritten but still maddeningly made up rule about CPL's and age limit shall stand.
But since you are not on DIP as far as you know we'll just say 0 CPL for this week and be more carefull the next time underage women start eyeing you lustfully or any other way. (Hands on the wallet is my best advice young man.)
Bob7 - 541. An impressive score of 4 CPL's will get you far. All you have to do now is get some Doc action. See Doc Hollywood story below. However, I will award the rare and coveted, (in most small European nations) Typed Just Like Our Former Fearless Leader Pchee2 Would Have Typed It Award for your comment from this week about having "MANLY REVS."
Of course this award cannot be given out for the same phrase being used in score reporting ever again.
I'd send you a really cool picture of the actual award but, the picture is on loan along with the actual award. It is currently on exhibition in the Bulgarian Bowling Hall of Fame and Bikini shop in Budapest.
Thong Princess - 524. While better you still are above the Pin Kisser established "mendoza line" of 500. However, the 1 DPL is a bonus.
Now hook this dude into being your even diet coke supplier and you may continue to count him as a DPL.
BELOW THE PIN KISSER THRESH HOLD OF GREATNESS PART O' THE BARRELL
Well done everyone from here on down. This is what the BOTBC is all about. Flirting with the magical Pin Krusher aka Pat K. line of fat dumb and happy complacency series total.
Doc Hollywood - 490. Just under the magic number but, a good early season effort.
Getting 1 CPL that buys two drinks and supplies a lap dance as well is almost priceless. Doc receives the never before awarded "Seem Like You Are in a Strip Club While Bowling Award."
Keep this chick dancing all season and you won't care what you shoot and neither will I. Actually i won't care either way except for having the ammo for a good write up.
Doc scores a perfect 10 on the CPL scale this week.
Icetink - 463. A fine effort. Sadly no CPL for this week. Maybe PM Doc for some CPL getting lessons ? Maybe Doc has a web page like Ron Clifton with CPL tips ?
Pat K. aka Pin Krusher aka Pin Kisser - 443. Again 0 CPL. But, the mere shock of still having to type in more names below yours leaves me speechless.
Maybe another pair of thongs from TP would inspire you ?
Well done laddie.
thfonz98 - 436. Hmmm looking into the COmmissioners crystall ball I see what your problem may be. Id' say you must be under 25 years old and probably over 6' 5" tall.
Either that or you are taking this way too seriously and not looking at enough chicks.
THE BOTTOM O' THE BARRELL AKA BOTTOM FEEDING SUCKER FISH
slimeypebble - 412. Congratulations to slimeypebble for being head suckerfish this week. But, his low score is definitely ameliorated by scoring an older woman CPL, (Ok it's only 1 year but, she is still older), plus getting a Pearl Harbor, (I always like it when the drink is something unusual), is really groovy.
AS such I'll forgo the usual change your name to make fun of your being the BOTBC champ for this week.
Very nicely done sir.
Well that's it for this week. New thread for Week 3 going up soon.
Will Debs avoid a DIP this week ?
Will TP keep the Old Guys coming back for more ?
Will SR. K post more than two scores becasue he was so excited about trading a butt kissing in for an unnamed drink ?
Will Chucksta shoot too high and be banned ?
Can Pin Kisser avoid the inevitable nose bleed from his high barrell altitude from this week ?
Will Doc keep her dancing ?
Will she bring a friend if Doc sweeps her this week ?
Will thfonz98 care about CPL's this week ?
Willslimeypebble be Pearl Harbored for real this week and get another drink purchased for him ?
Will Rockh3ad meet some legal age hot chicks ?
Will Icetink break the PK Mendoza Line ?
Will Bob7 still use manly revs to impress even underage chicks or just use them because he can ?
Stay tunes all this will be answered next week.
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I'll stone no head pins before their time.
Sr. K will. He gets tapped like that all the time.
Edited on 9/27/2004 7:15 AM
Edited on 9/30/2004 0:57 AM
