268-202-275=745
Six 10-pins the second game after drilling the hole first game. Left just about every type of 10-pin imagineable. Ringers, swishers, blow-rack messengers. Was totally lost. Made a ball change in the tenth, went sheet, and was able to salvage a nice set only to leave a wash out in the 12th ball and our team lost by one freakin' pin. Threw the Mystic for the first time and was in love after 10 frames and wanted to use it as a boat anchor after the next nine.
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Voilà ! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.