I had not bowled in 30 years, and only about 5 times in my life. After retiring I decided to take lessons and learn how to bowl, correctly. I’m driving 82 miles one way to a nice bowling alley with a respected tutor and pro shop. So far I’ve had two lessons, two practices, and a lot of gear lust. My instructor/pro shop owner says the same thing I have read in a lot of posts here, a new player does not need a lot of good equipment. It is okay to buy ONE ball that you really like, and a cheap spare, but no more. Not starting out. That is so hard. All those pretty balls. All those major companies. All those different materials, different patterns, and specialty balls for different oil patterns and amounts. Come on. I may be new but I know I need at least a half a dozen balls. And that is just to start. And YOU are telling me one, maybe TWO balls at most for a beginner?
Well, I need proof of such outrageous theories. Today, I did a scientific experiment. I went to the bowling lane with my Soniq and my Mix, rented and hour of lane time, and pitted them against each other. A three game matchup between balls. Player 1 was the Soniq, a nice ball that should make me better just by owning it, and player 2 the Mix, a spare ball that is not good for much else. Let them fight it out. I KNOW which will win. Well, after 2 games it was really close, with the Mix having a 5 point lead. What? Surly this cannot be right. Then disaster struck for the Mix, 3 gutters in a row put it behind and it could not catch up. Soniq won the matchup, but not because of ball quality. Just too many gutter balls with the Mix starting game three. Okay, maybe you all are right and I am wrong. Maybe I don’t need a collection of expensive balls as a beginner. … Maybe.
The only other time I have taken lessons is when I started piano back in the 9th grade. Much like bowling, start simple and build up. Whenever I ask my bowling instructor about developing my hook he replies “We are not there yet. Don’t worry about that. Focus on your timing, posture, and sticking your arm out to the side for balance. You are still bending over too far and ending with your left hand on your knee.†He is right about that. I keep bending over trying to release the ball close to the floor, and way too often I end the throw with my left hand on my left knee for balance. On piano in high school, my senior year recital consisted of 36 pages including Hungarian Rhapsody and a 3 Part Back Invention. I had caught up to the class, passed most of them, and got accepted as a music major at a large university. That was after 4 years of very good progress. Sadly with bowling, right now in musical terms I am working on scales, posture and correct wrist positioning so I don’t injure myself. I’ve not even started to play a basic song, and even if I was, todays experiment taught me something.
You don’t need a grand piano to play Mary Had a Little Lamb.
Note: This will be the ONLY time that I admit that everyone else here is right and I am wrong. Don't expect it to happen again.