2handedvolcano,
You started this thread, not us. This has gone on for 4 pages, so POST THE VIDEO.
Nothing bad can come from this, and maybe we will all understand you better. Oftentimes the guys here are very helpful and offer some great advice. We know your game may be different than some of ours, and we know it could possibly be similar.
The only negative is the "ribbing" you're taking by saying you were going to do it and haven't. Saying you bowl LIKE someone else is of no help because it's your perception of how you look as you bowl.
We like your enthusiasm for bowling. Now just follow through...
POST THE VIDEO.