i am not sure exactly why you would want to play up the boards with a high rev rate. you are limiting your greatest advantage which is to find fresh midlane oil away from other players. to answer your question though i would go with an avalanche slide. it has a nice smooth reaction but does hit. if it squirts in the oil hit it with a 4000 abralon pad to help it get a little more predictable. i know you said you hate storm but the natural is awesome and you wouldnt have to kill the weightblock. you would get better carry. good luck!
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Carry is not luck, it's physics.
In my bag... Rogue Cell, Cell Pearl, Virtual energy, natural, rapid fire pearl.