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Equipment Boards => Brunswick => Topic started by: BrunsNick on February 01, 2006, 05:18:16 AM
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Here's the skinny...
Funniest caption to the following picture will win:
1) Johnny Petraglia autographed 5x7 photo
2) Yellow Brunswick banner (I think they are like 3' x 1')
Now here's the picture! ... Hi BrunsBob!
http://www.we-todd-did-racing.com/wetoddimage.wtdr/wMTE5Mzg2MDZzNDEzZGZkMzF5NTQx.jpg
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Nick Smith ... A.K.A. Les Badderâ„¢
Brunswick -=- PBA 03-06
¡Viva la nación de Brunswick!
Edited on 3/29/2006 2:24 AM
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There are no words.....
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Oh splendid! This calls for a sexy party!
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"What do you mean where did your beer bottle go"?
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" Gosh! This hat is so much cooler than that dumb ping golf hat! I'm just too cool for you to understand"
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Timothy @Juniors Pro-Shop
Staff Writer 7-10 Split Magazine,EGO Communications
Montreal, Quebec.
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"What do you mean did I eat paint chips as a kid?"
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My Arsenal:
Brunswick Ultimate Inferno, Hammer Road Hawg, Roto Grip Spare Tire, and Coming Soon Columbia 300 Action Packed!!
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"Bowling, helping the insane since the 1670s"
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www.bowlingkingdom.com
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"Franks and Beans, Franks and Beans"
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Proud Member of the FOS 
Chicks dig guys who throw diamonds 
Join www.bowlingballexchange.com today the nets best bowling forum.
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Wish I would have remembered the lotion for my EARS!
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Oompa Oompa Looopity Doo... I've got another riddle for you.
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LTBOCSFM
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"What hat?"
SH
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"Aww... I lost my propeller!"
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Nick Smith ... A.K.A. Les Badderâ„¢
Brunswick -=- PBA 03-06
¡Viva la nación de Brunswick!
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"my best friends' name is dumbo, are friends say we look alike"
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"messengers are a bowlers best friend."
formerly jr_768
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"Can someone direct me to the short bus?"
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lol i give it to mav that was funny ^
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"messengers are a bowlers best friend."
formerly jr_768
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Coach said this would help with my balance
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"Rico is my daddy"

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"Smokey this is not 'Nam this is bowling, there are rules"
"Maybe those Ebonite balls hit too hard. They're too good" -Jason Couch after leaving a stone 8 pin
"Yeah but the Brunswick ones get all ten though" -Brad Angelo
"One thing I love about bowling you never have it all figured out" -kingpin76
¡Viva la nación!
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"I went all the way to Reno to visit the National Bowling Stadium, and all I could find was this silly hat. Man, I gotta quit drinking and gambling all night!"
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There's no point teaching bowling theory at a quilting circle.
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I just called LaW about the contest, I told him he could pick the winner.
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Nick Smith ... A.K.A. Les Badderâ„¢
Brunswick -=- PBA 03-06
¡Viva la nación de Brunswick!
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(Guy in PING hat) - OK... First I'll access the secret military spy satelite that is in geosynchronous orbit over the midwest. Then I'll ID the limo by the vanity plate "MR. BIGGG" and get his approximate position. Then I'll reposition the transmission dish on the remote truck to 17.32 degrees east, hit WESTAR 4 over the Atlantic, bounce the signal back into the aerosphere up to COMSAT 6, beam it back to SATCOM 2 transmitter number 137 and down on the dish on the back of Mr. Big's limo... It's almost too easy.
(Guy in dorko hat) - I like cheese.
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-Corey
Do you believe in Gosh?
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"Parker Bohn III, after losing a bet with Norm Duke."
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www.brunswickbowling.com
"Brunswick gets all 10, Haus!"
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Don't laugh. I might be your brother.
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House Hack. Nothing more. Nothing less. And, according to my therapist, that's not so bad.
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"Have you seen my baseball?"
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Proud Member of the FOS 
Chicks dig guys who throw diamonds 
Join www.bowlingballexchange.com today the nets best bowling forum.
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"DING fries are done!"
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Proud Member of the FOS 
Chicks dig guys who throw diamonds 
Join www.bowlingballexchange.com today the nets best bowling forum.
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I bent my wookie

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Don't trust the moustache
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"Maaan, I cain't believe I fergot mah retainah. So, we goin' out fer pickin' up some chicks lata??" (said with severe country accent and an even more goofy look on his face than it already has)

V_M
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If I could hit my target every time. I`d be pretty damn good!
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"Hey Nick, you wanna touch it?"
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-Steve-
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Which way did he go?
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Hit them light and watch them fight
J O E - F A L C O
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Yes, I will pick the winner, if there is one in this group. By the way, if you didn't recognize the sweet hats, those are the "cheesy" pink Circus-Circus freebies they were giving out during the tournament.
By the way, what's with the Parker Bohn comments. I hope some of y'all don't think that's him. I feel sorry for Parker if you did.LOL.
Here's my caption for that God awful picture.....
Hey dude, I thought this was the damn wrestlin' arena. I see a bunch of fat guys down there, but ain't a one of them doin' no fightin' and tha women's up in here ain't doin' no screamin'. Let's get while the gettin's good.
Rob LAW aka: Robert Lawrence aka: the idiot in the stupid hats
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I'm gettin' old, I'm hurtin', but I've got Brunswick balls.......Color me competitive.
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Hi I'm Todd and my friend here is Cleavis. We are here to PUMP you UP and teach you how to bowl.
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LaW has some EXCELLENT pictures which cannot be posted online anymore. LOL
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Nick Smith ... A.K.A. Les Badderâ„¢
Brunswick -=- PBA 03-06
¡Viva la nación de Brunswick!
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This is da results of thrownin somethang other then Brunswick kiddies, don't let dis happen ta yew.
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"This is how it was back on Turr"
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Nick Smith ... A.K.A. Les Badderâ„¢
Brunswick -=- PBA 03-06
¡Viva la nación de Brunswick!
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HI, My name is Bob `n` I'm a professional Bowler, tekk a seat `n` let me tell yew about da good old days when I was out on Professional Bowlers Tour.
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"Winner of the 2006 Special Olympics..."
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"So Nick, yer sayin' I can be in the Nation if I wear your hat for a picture? Alright, but not the goggles."
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1. I have my Big Boy pants on!
2. If you like my hat, you'll love my jock!
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Bring The Pain.
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dir yes dir
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*Go Chris Barnes*
*Go Brad Angelo*
VIVA LA NACION DE BRUNSWICK
AIM: brunsbowlr721
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"Apparently some people I have an uncanny resemble to Parker Bohn III."
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- Andy
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Mama says....my mama says.....mama.....mama says bowling is the devil!!!
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Unoffical Brunswick staff 05-06
Viva la Nacion!
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"Doy, I forgot my duhh I OnO"
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"Excuse me, but I believe you double-billed me on my cap"
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Official Member of the BrunsTrackColumStormHammEboRotoBuzzAMF Nation!
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hey, do you think this will win the best impression of bruns nick contest?
i hope so maybe i can get a free bowling ball or something
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hold my hammer, while i NAIL your girlfriend.
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Are you sure this is the knee I bend? The lefties do better with the other one!
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A Born again bowler with a mission to bowl 300.
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You can just see the excitement the fans are filled with here at this week's event!
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"Ballreviews offical gettogether 1982"
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"I got a little TOO much captain in me. do YOU?
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Its hard to play with an inferno and not get burned. Last time I threw my inferno, the opposing bowler definitely got burned.
Arsenal
Columbia Scout Reactive(Blue/Gold)FOR SALE
V2 Sweet FOR SALE
Original Inferno
Intense Inferno
Smokin' Inferno
Maxim(spare)
(scorchin to occupy this place shortly)
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"I aint been outta here for 27 yers. now look wat da snak baw fewd done to me."
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Its hard to play with an inferno and not get burned. Last time I threw my inferno, the opposing bowler definitely got burned.
Arsenal
Columbia Scout Reactive(Blue/Gold)FOR SALE
V2 Sweet FOR SALE
Original Inferno
Intense Inferno
Smokin' Inferno
Maxim(spare)
(scorchin to occupy this place shortly)
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"What? 'Special' people don't get handicaps? Then what was the point of wearing my tournament hat?"
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Things to do at a Bowling Alley
Bring full angling gear, ask how they're biting.....fish.
Check Profile for bigger list
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Visit my chat site. Anyone welcome!
http://www.freewebs.com/bowlersheaven/bowlingchat.htm
If it doesn't work look for the directions in the profile.
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Proud member of the Nation!
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Nick, first of all...very nice post! And very impressive, 70 replies in less than 6 hrs! By the way, I am still waiting to see the picture of Robert with the belt buckle!
Robert, I don't know what to say.........just.....uh.....wow........
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John Prokopec
Product Specialist - Southern Region
Brunswick Bowling
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Over the PA---"Will the owner of the white pickup truck, license plate, E-M-P-L-E-H, please come to the front desk. Your car in being towed, it was parked infront of the fire hydrant."
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Carry the World UBA sanctioned
Reolution Rev Remix
Quantum Elite LE
--Revolution ECX--
Morich Seek & Destroy
Rev Annihilation
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Overheard just before jumping to his death from the top level of the National Bowling Stadium in Reno after seeing if that hat would make him fly: "Hey Vern! Watch this!"
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Look Dumbo's going to jump again
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*Erie Community College bowling*
Buffalo bowlers are the best all around in the country.
AMF Thruway Lanes Pro Shop employee, and I have no problem saying that I'm Officially a Ball Junkie.
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" This is your average Pink Hat. This is your average pink hat on drugs!"
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Timothy @Juniors Pro-Shop
Staff Writer 7-10 Split Magazine,EGO Communications
Montreal, Quebec.
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"Shhh! Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting pocket."
Edited on 2/1/2006 11:46 PM
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" What do you mean the CG no mattah?????????? "
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Entry Fee = $350.00
Round Trip Flight = $368.00
Hotel for 6 Days = $388.00
Gambling Losses = $655.00
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Having to BEG for a second free
Pink hat so I could do this = PRICELESS
Rob LAW the TOE
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I'm gettin' old, I'm hurtin', but I've got Brunswick balls.......Color me competitive.
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Hey Cledous if you think this is cool you should see my trailor.
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Brunswick
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Besides my own of course, here are my 5 foavorite so far....In no particular order........
Page 1 - D Pat
"Don't be jealous that I've been chaating online with babes all day"
Page 2 - TroyBoy
"Ding fries are done....Ding fries are done" (you had to see the video)
Page 2 - C2
"This is da results of throwin sometin uder than Brunswick, don't let dis hapin to yew"
Page 3 - Laner7Pin
"mamma says....my mamma says....mama....mama says bowlin' is tha devil"
Page 4 - Lottarevs
"What do you mean CG no mattah ????????"
Thar's a lotta luv in dis room.
Rob "Big Toe" LAW
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I'm gettin' old, I'm hurtin', but I've got Brunswick balls.......Color me competitive.
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"Like my hat? Wait til you see my matching bra and panties!"
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"And our featured guest speaker at our annual White Trash convention is Mr. George W. Bush!"
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Proud Member of the FOS 
Chicks dig guys who throw diamonds 
Join www.bowlingballexchange.com today the nets best bowling forum.
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We praticed safe sex, But no matter what the condom never worked. We still can't figure it out!
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Becoming a father isn't difficult, But it's very difficult to be a father.
10/21/05 Kaitlyn Emily Mongeon. Daddy's little girl!
R.I.P Kevin Trombley 11/26/05 You were taken too soon!
F.O.S Member in Training
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"What do you mean the PBA tightened the dress code? Have I been away that long?"

No offense, Mr. Lawrence. I watched you on TV and respect you. 
A fellow Texan, although displaced.
Ken
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Oh splendid! This calls for a sexy party!
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"I like puppies, long walks in the park, picnics and girls with a sense of humor. My pet peeves are rainy days, negative people, and stripped back ends."
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Divorced men quickly find out that poker is not the only game which begins with holding hands and ends with huge financial loss.
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quote:
When me and my sister got married, during our honeymoon we had sex on the Riviera. But then we rolled off the hood...
or
My sister was horny, so she told me to take the biggest thing I have and to stick it where she pees. So I told her, "You want me to throw my bowling ball in the sink?".
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Damn....that's wrong
LOL
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Oh splendid! This calls for a sexy party!
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Law - "So I had ta break up with her..."
Jimmy - "What didja tell her?"
Law - "I said 'lets just be cousins' "
haha
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Nick Smith ... A.K.A. Les Badderâ„¢
Brunswick -=- PBA 03-06
¡Viva la nación de Brunswick!
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PDW at age 16.
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Mike Zadler
NE Lake County IL
Brunswick Equipment
Sanctioned Highs:
775 Series/288 Game
Sanctioned average (2004/2005)
194
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"What do you mean my shirts ugly"
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What I really meant to say
Is I'm sorry for the way I am
I never meant to be so cold
never meant to be so cold
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". . .yeah, i lost this bet, and i ended up looking like I escaped from the Mental Asylum. what YOU lookin at me for?"
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Its hard to play with an inferno and not get burned. Last time I threw my inferno, the opposing bowler definitely got burned.
COME TO THE DARK SIDE. WE HAVE COOKIES!
Arsenal
Columbia Scout Reactive(Blue/Gold)
V2 Sweet
Original Inferno
Intense Inferno
Smokin' Inferno
Maxim(spare)
(scorchin to occupy this place shortly)
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''Dizzyfugu recommended it for my timing''
''Are you sure...!!!''
''No,I'll have to double check that german translation''
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"What are YOU doin' with my fake buck teeth and the bowling ball...?"
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DizzyFugu --- Reporting from Germany
Team "X": http://homepage.mac.com/timlinked/
"All that we see or seem, is but a dream within a dream..." - Edgar Allen Poe
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"All this lighting in here tends to burn the tips of me ears,so I invented this 2 billed cap to purrrtect my ears."
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No Excuses,Play Like A Champion!
my Email : Crazy.Hoops5@verizon.net
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"We're here to meet with the USBC about their proposed equipment changes, and convince them its not all about cg's and weight holes"
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"Hadley Mustare, third cousin of Robert, poses with the grapefruit he used to bowl his 5th 900 in a row. He is now awaiting approval from the USBC and the fruit stand at the corner of 5th and County Road 425."
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Tonight on "What Not To Wear", Reno.
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http://mybowler.com/JW's+Junction/default.aspx
Check out the site!
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Yes I have a National Title on the Professional Bowler's Tour. Would you like my autograph?
or
My Hockey Helmet is at the cleaners.
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Billy Ray
www.raysproshop.com
"Let Us Help You Become More Competitive"
Edited on 2/5/2006 8:24 AM
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Maaaaa! Jimmy is sniffing the oil again!
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"Why yes, I shave my legs. You noticed!"
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Who won?
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I gotta get on LaW's case to pick a winner!!
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Nick Smith ... A.K.A. Les Badderâ„¢
Brunswick -=- PBA 03-06
¡Viva la nación de Brunswick!
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UH I crashed WE TODD DID.
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Brunswick
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quote:
I gotta get on LaW's case to pick a winner!!
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Nick Smith ... A.K.A. Les Badderâ„¢
Brunswick -=- PBA 03-06
¡Viva la nación de Brunswick!
Did I win yet???
Laner
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Unoffical Brunswick staff 05-06
Viva la Nacion!
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Damn, for got all about this lovely topic.
I'm gonna have to pick laner7pin with his version of the "WaterBoy".
My momma says....momma says....my momma says bowling is tha devil!
Nick, we need more caption contests. All this serious bowling stuff gets on my nerves after awhile. Not really, we just need to keep it loose in hear once in awhile.
RoB LAW
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I'm gettin' old, I'm hurtin', but I've got Brunswick balls.......Color me competitive.
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quote:
Do they have spell check in Texas?
Yeah, it's behind the double wide, by the outhouse. 
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...formerly "The Curse of Dusty," and "Poöter Boöf" before that...
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Robert Mustare after rolling a 900. "DID YA SEE DAHT!!! HUH?? HUHH??? DID YA DID YA!!!"
I know its over with but hey, couldnt resist another one.
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Mike Zadler
NE Lake County IL
Sanctioned Highs:
775 Series/288 Game
Sanct. Ave. (2004/2005)194
Tweener by day, Stroker by night
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http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f95/laner7pin/Random%20pics/DSCN0925.jpg
Reaction after hearing BrunsBob call my name......can I give a victory speech now or do I need to shoot 900 in a prebowl first???
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Unoffical Brunswick staff 05-06
Viva la Nacion!
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So....did I win yet?
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Unoffical Brunswick staff 05-06
Viva la Nacion!
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What was that you said about some "secret" camera?
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uhhhhhh, where did all my strikes go??? Where did they go??? uhhhhhh
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Mike Austin's Precision Pro Shop
Houston, TX
Drilling and Tech Advice BirdDogbowling.com
Driller to many "Stars" and Tony Melendez too!
"So Many Balls, only ONE drill press!!"
Chuck Norris is the only person to ever count to infinity..........twice!
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LANER7PIN....
PM me with your info and we'll get the banner/autographed photo out asap!!
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Nick Smith ... A.K.A. Les Badderâ„¢
Brunswick -=- PBA 03-06
http://www.BrunsNick.com
¡Viva la nación de Brunswick!
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this thread was sooo last month...
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Yeah because LAW is a Big Ol Lazy Butt!
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Nick Smith ... A.K.A. Les Badderâ„¢
Brunswick -=- PBA 03-06
http://www.BrunsNick.com
¡Viva la nación de Brunswick!
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"Did someone say Manju?"
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damnt i would have won
There has been many MCdonald's characters such as grimace. His a picture of failed Mcd's character the burrito rapists
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dirty jerz
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Woo hoo!! Nick, PM sent on info. Thanks again, will post a pic with the banner in the background....I'll see if I can find a cool hat like Law's and ear it in the pic.
Laner
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Unoffical Brunswick staff 05-06
Viva la Nacion!
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no offense laner7pin but your saying wasnt the funniest,its funny how a brunswick affiliated bowler won it....hmmmmm
fixed,I think so.
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If ya can't Crank It,might as well Yank It!
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Don't cry, dry your eye!
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Nick Smith ... A.K.A. Les Badderâ„¢
Brunswick -=- PBA 03-06
http://www.BrunsNick.com
¡Viva la nación de Brunswick!