My personal favorite (cleaned up for a "family friendly site")
"Get this through your head you *blue* *smotherplucker*, you. You only exist out here because of me. That's the only reason. Without me, you, personally, every *cluckin*' wise guy skell around'll take a piece of your *pluckin*' *skew* *glass*. Then where you gonna go? You're *suckin*' warned. Don't ever go over my *tuckin*' head again. You *mother lover*, you."
Credit to OnA on the edit concept Hoo hoo I'm rippin them off.
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-"That Kangaroo stole my ball"
-"It's like a tire fire, trying to put it out only makes it worse. You've just gotta let it burn... grab a beer and let it burn.'
Edited on 2/13/2006 11:38 PM
