Had to share this:

Last night we're bowling in our league tourney at Brunswick, and we're in the 3rd frame of a one game match for the whole shebang.

Anywho, my buddy gets a phone call at the front desk, so he runs up and gets it.  He comes back yelling, "MY WIFE'S HAVING A BABY!"

Eveybody started congratulating him and trying to get his things together for him.  He comes over and says, "What are you doing?  Put my crap back down!"

Everybody stared at him for a few minutes, then he declared, "She can wait...it's our second child, and I've got a tournament to finish!"

Knowing my friend, I knew he was being funny, but also very serious.

We went on to win the entire thing, and his baby girl was delivered this morning.

They have yet to name her, and I said they should name her Brunswick.

Viva la nacion!
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The only balls in my hands are Brunswicks.