Post by: a_ak57 on January 06, 2005, 07:42:32 AM
Brunswick fans, unite! We can talk about all things brunswick.
ALSO, i made this post to reduce the spam that has been occuring in the other relevant posts. SO guys, keep discussions about nicks diapers and lefty's inability to speak here, ok? But without further adue......I present to you the one, the only....
BRUNSWICK NATION!!!
Viva la nation! Hmm, maybe i should change my name to Bruns-something....
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- Andy
Brunswick!!
Post by: agroves on January 06, 2005, 03:45:51 PM
andrew
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FUFU
Post by: a_ak57 on January 06, 2005, 03:47:16 PM
No but seriously, i just made this for all these off topic discussions that have haunted Brunswick threads lately...
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- Andy
Brunswick!!
Post by: Ragnar on January 06, 2005, 03:49:03 PM
quote:
Does this mean I have to pray to the Inferno Gods for another 7 tonight?
andrew
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FUFU
Thou shalt put no gods before Humbaba, nor his father Clyde. And no gods shall ye put before the messenger, the Flying Pink Cow, not the lesser god "inferno" nor yet any other god, for Clyde is the Father, Humbaba is his son and they are preceeded and announced by the FPC. These are thy holy trinity and ye shall pay homage to them on the lanes. Know ye this and go forth; all that follows shall be good.
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"A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal." Oscar Wilde
Ragnar sure likes to throw his purdy Uranium Buzzsaw.
Post by: a_ak57 on January 06, 2005, 03:50:03 PM
quote:quote:
Does this mean I have to pray to the Inferno Gods for another 7 tonight?
andrew
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FUFU
Thou shalt put no gods before Humbaba, nor his father Clyde. And no gods shall ye put before the messenger, the Flying Pink Cow, not the lesser god "inferno" nor yet any other god, for Clyde is the Father, Humbaba is his son and they are preceeded and announced by the FPC. These are thy holy trinity and ye shall pay homage to them on the lanes. Know ye this and go forth; all that follows shall be good.
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"A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal." Oscar Wilde
Ragnar sure likes to throw his purdy Uranium Buzzsaw.
INFIDEL!!!
That was inspired, Rags.
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- Andy
Brunswick!!
Post by: BrunsNick on January 06, 2005, 03:51:17 PM
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Nick Smith ... A.K.A. Les Badderâ„¢
Brunswick -=- PBA 03-05
"Absolute Anticipation..."
Post by: Ragnar on January 06, 2005, 03:58:00 PM
From the book of Earl, chapter 1:38-43
"And there was a great tumult and the pins did part, yea, the was a cleft between the first amongst them (the "Headpin" and the second (the "2" pin) and thru the divide did Earl become known to all. And Humbaba didst turn to Earl and say 'thou art the rock upon which I shall build my lanes. It is thru thy prowess that all shall see the power of Humbaba and our father Clyde."
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"A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal." Oscar Wilde
Ragnar sure likes to throw his purdy Uranium Buzzsaw.
Post by: BrunsNick on January 06, 2005, 03:59:57 PM
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Nick Smith ... A.K.A. Les Badderâ„¢
Brunswick -=- PBA 03-05
"Absolute Anticipation..."
Post by: RevLefty on January 06, 2005, 04:01:05 PM
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Welcome to the land of the lefties, where there is a wall and I know how to use it!
Post by: RevLefty on January 06, 2005, 04:10:13 PM
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[/foI'm moving to the right side it is so much eaiser over there!nt=Times New Roman]Welcome to the land of the lefties, where there is a wall and I know how to use it!
Post by: a_ak57 on January 06, 2005, 04:10:50 PM
Rags, are you suggesting you would like to be the Brunswick Nation Pope or something?
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- Andy
Brunswick!!
Post by: RSalas on January 06, 2005, 04:10:54 PM
quote:
Does this mean I have to pray to the Inferno Gods for another 7 tonight?
Better the Inferno Gods than the Porcelain Gods.
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"Dispensing conventional wisdom to a fingertip world."
Horrid in Doubles, torrid in Singles...
...that's The Curse of Dusty.
Post by: BrunZwick on January 06, 2005, 04:11:25 PM
BrunZ arsenal:
Monster SmashR
Monster Bruiser
Unv of Florida Viz a Ball
Post by: a_ak57 on January 06, 2005, 04:27:58 PM
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- Andy
Brunswick!!
Post by: RSalas on January 06, 2005, 04:47:36 PM
quote:
This isn't so much about arsenals, but if you said "i am part of the Brunswick Nation", would that sound odd?
Well, I don't know about *odd,* but it would make you sound a bit like Janet Jackson.
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"Dispensing conventional wisdom to a fingertip world."
Horrid in Doubles, torrid in Singles...
...that's The Curse of Dusty.
Post by: BrunsNick on January 06, 2005, 04:49:35 PM
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Nick Smith ... A.K.A. Les Badderâ„¢
Brunswick -=- PBA 03-05
"Absolute Anticipation..."
Post by: a_ak57 on January 06, 2005, 05:21:57 PM
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- Andy
Leader of the Brunswick Nation!!
Post by: a_ak57 on January 06, 2005, 05:41:04 PM
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- Andy
Leader of the Brunswick Nation!!
Post by: a_ak57 on January 06, 2005, 06:15:56 PM
You're just jealous. YOu don't even have any brunswick balls in your possesion! You can join the Nation once you get a couple.
VIVA LA NATION!
It's taken me this long to even get to this point...it's hard to get money when you don't have a job, or work in a pro shop and can drill stuff at your leisure like some people, named bobmatt.
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- Andy
Leader of the Brunswick Nation!!
Edited on 1/6/2005 7:14 PM
Post by: a_ak57 on January 06, 2005, 06:22:08 PM
quote:
None of you are Brunswick followers until you've owned 10+ Brunswicks. PERIOD!
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Brunswick 04-05
Not your typical Lefty...
Hows BrunsJoe Sound?
Gimme a break lefty, i've been bowlin a year.
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- Andy
Leader of the Brunswick Nation!!
Post by: a_ak57 on January 06, 2005, 06:24:17 PM
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It's ok, Brunswick welcomes all, But until you've owned 10 you are a Junior Brunswick Follower.
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Brunswick 04-05
Not your typical Lefty...
Hows BrunsJoe Sound?
WEll either way i'm part of Brunswick Nation, so...From the sounds of it, bobmatt is being drawn in, muahahahahahahaaaaaa.
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- Andy
Leader of the Brunswick Nation!!
Post by: CharlieBrown on January 06, 2005, 07:26:16 PM
May I apply 'Duel Citizenship'?
33% of my blood is Brunswick
27% Lane 1
20% Storm
7% Ebonite
7% Track
7% Dyno-Thane
And I' m also pleased to tell you that a Donor has Absolutely agreed that she will donate her blood to me next month, taking to the total of 38% Brunswick blood in my body.
No I may never be pure, but I'm begging you to accept my application.
Your Sincerely
BrunsBlockhead
p.s. I'm getting my NIB Zone Classic drilled tomorrow, so there! IN YOUR FACE!
By the way, What's Brunswick Nation's National Anthem???
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It is what it is.
The strike in the fourth frame is just as important as the one in the tenth.
Vice President of the I-Hate-Lefties-Club (Founded by Del Ballard Jr.)
Definition of ‘Bowling ball junkie’: Low average, but own loads of balls. That’s me!
Post by: a_ak57 on January 06, 2005, 07:32:56 PM
National Anthem? Hmm. Maybe we should take a vote.
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- Andy
Leader of the Brunswick Nation!!
Post by: CharlieBrown on January 06, 2005, 07:35:43 PM
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It is what it is.
The strike in the fourth frame is just as important as the one in the tenth.
Vice President of the I-Hate-Lefties-Club (Founded by Del Ballard Jr.)
Definition of ‘Bowling ball junkie’: Low average, but own loads of balls. That’s me!
Post by: TheBowlingKid25 on January 06, 2005, 07:40:00 PM
But yea, I'll even have Big B bags after it gets here! VIVA LA BRUNSWICK! lol--------------------
16 years old, and proud of it! Still not mature either!
Post by: CharlieBrown on January 06, 2005, 07:51:48 PM
quote:
What's Brunswick Nation's National Anthem???
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It is what it is.
The strike in the fourth frame is just as important as the one in the tenth.
Vice President of the I-Hate-Lefties-Club (Founded by Del Ballard Jr.)
Definition of ‘Bowling ball junkie’: Low average, but own loads of balls. That’s me!
Post by: WSUstroker on January 06, 2005, 08:03:04 PM
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Dan Chambers
Winona State University Bowling
I'm Dan and I approve this message.
Post by: a_ak57 on January 06, 2005, 08:11:14 PM
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- Andy
Leader of the Brunswick Nation!!
Post by: a_ak57 on January 06, 2005, 08:27:51 PM
quote:
Sorry Andy, But I have more credentials.
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Brunswick 04-05
Not your typical Lefty...
Hows BrunsJoe Sound?
I have more devotion and better leadership skills. YOu have more money.
I suppose you can be the Lefty version of the Leader of the Nation.
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- Andy
Leader of the Brunswick Nation!!
Post by: a_ak57 on January 06, 2005, 08:39:15 PM
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- Andy
Leader of the Brunswick Nation!!
Post by: CharlieBrown on January 06, 2005, 08:40:18 PM
quote:
.........and 4 target zones
Ok, why?
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It is what it is.
The strike in the fourth frame is just as important as the one in the tenth.
Vice President of the I-Hate-Lefties-Club (Founded by Del Ballard Jr.)
Definition of ‘Bowling ball junkie’: Low average, but own loads of balls. That’s me!
Post by: TheBowlingKid25 on January 06, 2005, 08:50:13 PM
Bruiser
Slay/R
Intense Inferno
Warp Zone
Nemesis
Chrome/Yellow PowerGroove
target zone
3 big b bags (if they count lol)
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16 years old, and proud of it! Still not mature either!
Post by: a_ak57 on January 06, 2005, 08:51:45 PM
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- Andy
Leader of the Brunswick Nation!!
Post by: a_ak57 on January 06, 2005, 08:59:16 PM
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- Andy
Leader of the Brunswick Nation!!
Post by: a_ak57 on January 06, 2005, 09:04:38 PM
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- Andy
Leader of the Brunswick Nation!!
Edited on 1/6/2005 10:04 PM
Edited on 1/6/2005 10:05 PM
Post by: a_ak57 on January 06, 2005, 09:07:16 PM
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- Andy
Leader of the Brunswick Nation!!
Post by: a_ak57 on January 06, 2005, 09:08:21 PM
quote:
One thing about Andy, is that he can dish it out, but is very defensive.
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Brunswick 04-05
Not your typical Lefty...
Hows BrunsJoe Sound?
My "dishing out" usually consists of the old, beat up lefty jokes. Not much else.
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- Andy
Leader of the Brunswick Nation!!
Post by: BrunsNick on January 06, 2005, 09:50:46 PM
I don't have the will to lead the Nation, just entertain them with my relentless assault of pushing Big B via VIDEOS!
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Nick Smith ... A.K.A. Les Badderâ„¢
Brunswick -=- PBA 03-05
"Absolute Anticipation..."
Post by: BrunZwick on January 07, 2005, 10:07:49 AM
1. Florida Viz a Ball
2. Monster Bruiser
3. Monster SmashR
4. Ultimate Inferno
5. BVP Nemesis
6. Inferno
7. Fuze Ignitor
8. Power Grove Green/Purple
9. Command Zone
10. X Zone Low
11. Danger Zone HPD
12. Raven Q
13. Parker Bohn MVP
14. Walter Ray MVP (2)
15. Mike Aulby MVP
16. Blue Pearl Q
17. Fire Q
18. Green Q
19. Saphire Zone
20. Black Danger Zone
21. Gold Rhino Pro
22. Teal Rhino Pro
23. Steel Rhino Pro (2)
24. Purple Rhino Pro (3
25. Black Rhino Pro
26. Black Rhino (2)
27. Black Pearl Rhino
28. Wine Rhino gift from Parker Bohn at the 1989 Active West PBA Stop
29. Crown Jewel
Edited on 1/7/2005 11:19 AM
Post by: a_ak57 on January 07, 2005, 01:16:03 PM
I think the reason for the mods power trip was because of this. They are threatened by the power of Brunswick Nation! Okay I know, that's not even close to true, but we gotta feel special right?
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- Andy
Leader of the Brunswick Nation!!
Post by: a_ak57 on January 07, 2005, 08:53:08 PM
Looks like the PBA brunswick nation is bowling the world over! We're making a good showing this week! Wooo!
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- Andy
Leader of the Brunswick Nation!!
Post by: JPRLane1 on January 07, 2005, 09:03:47 PM
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I should just quit bowling, oh wait I already tried that.Now that I am back and my Saws are sharp again, I am ready to cut some wood.
Post by: TheBowlingKid25 on January 07, 2005, 09:07:58 PM
quote:No, lane 1 is the ALMIGHTY BRUNSWICKS ugly half sibling that gets locked in the addic only to be fed hundreds and hundreds of dollars, and only a few people actually like it. LMFAO
Can I bei n the Brunswick nation although I do not throw brunswick now I have in the past and I keep up with all their euipment and I recommend it. And of course the balls I use are 1/2 Brunswick, coverstocks of course. I shall bow before your mighty B and seek yee wisdom.
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16 years old, and proud of it! Still not mature either!
Post by: a_ak57 on January 07, 2005, 09:13:02 PM
So how bout them brunswick PBA huh? We is teh best!
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- Andy
Leader of the Brunswick Nation!!
Edited on 1/7/2005 10:11 PM
Post by: JPRLane1 on January 07, 2005, 09:25:03 PM
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I should just quit bowling, oh wait I already tried that.Now that I am back and my Saws are sharp again, I am ready to cut some wood.
Post by: a_ak57 on January 07, 2005, 09:26:35 PM
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- Andy
Leader of the Brunswick Nation!!
Post by: a_ak57 on January 09, 2005, 05:11:52 PM
It seems we have a bunch of copycats on our midsts. Let us not be defeated by these posers, let us smite them!
http://www.ballreviews.com/Forum/Replies.asp?CategoryID=2&ForumID=13&TopicID=71884
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- Andy
Viva la Brunswick Nation!!
Post by: dirtbikebowler on January 09, 2005, 05:27:11 PM
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Tom Kelleys Pro Shop
Storm!
Post by: a_ak57 on January 09, 2005, 05:33:55 PM
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- Andy
Viva la Brunswick Nation!!