I finally made it I've bought the ball that knocked the chip off the shoulder, the one that broke the camel's back, the last straw.
Getting a third mortgage didn't do it, siphening off the kid's college fund didn't do it, not even ignoring my stranded family who was stuck in a snow storm with a flat on I-87 because I had to go to my Sunday morning merry mixers league do it.
It was this, buying a ball so I could teach my dog to bowl so I send a video to America's Funniest Home Video. My wife has had it! She hates bowling and everything related to balls <snicker>
I have a celler full of balls, probably 300 balls, a closet full of accessories and a garage full of ball bags. I NEED IT BAAAAD HOSSS...<shudder> please produce one new ball EVERY WEEK! PLEEEEASE...I NEED TO BUY THEM ALL...UGGHHHH...<slobbering on the keyboard>
During Christmas I buy new balls for everyone, my parents have a closet full and they don't bowl, my brother can't stand the sight of bowling and slams his door shut everytime I try to visit, I just leave it on his doorstep with a note signed "from your friendly neighborhood Spiderman" he gets a kick from that, then he returns my gifts...THROUGH MY WINDOW!
Mr and Mrs Bowling Manufacturer please make the balls better so that I don't have to practice anymore, please make it so I can use an 8lb ball with Kryptonite centers so I can achieve ABC award scores while swilling down beer after beer and popping corn nuts up into my mouth from my belly while patroling for the next great informercial. Please create a customer satisfaction survey...FOR ME TO POOP ON!
What a game, yes game, I beat a bowler who was better than me this past weekend not because I bowled better but because I was luckier, I admit it, its a skill game with too much luck mixed in...Yessss, I'm bitter, it may be because of the holidays...bah humbug. I'm done
Oh I almost forgot, I bowled a 901 series with this ball last week in league...good ball