Hook juice?
HOOK JUICE?
REALLY? $50, for one single treatment?
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Come one, come all! Get your home package of the greatest bowling product to ever hit the market, the amazingly wonderful product called HOOK JUICE!
You just pour it in a bucket of water, soak your ball in it for an hour, and this magical product will simply infuse your ball with that hook and hitting power you’ve been looking for!
AND IT WILL STRIKE LIKE NEVER BEFORE!
Guaranteed to make your ball cover more boards and hit harder than ever before, sending all those crazy messengers you’ve always been jealous of, and carrying shots you never thought possible!
You know how it works, cause we shot a video! You know it works because we said so! You know you want it cause it’ll make you AWESOME!
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT CHICKS DIG THE BIG HOOK! SIZE MATTERS!
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