I use something similar to this 14 QT. bucket:
http://www.usplastic.com/catalog/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=USPlastic&category%5Fname=20327&product%5Fid=20946Now for your viewing pleasure I will instruct you all on how to properly soak a Bowling Ball.
1) get one 6-pk of beer
2) open one can of beer and enjoy the taste
3) now think on a way to create a diversion so that the little woman wont see you putting bucket and ball in bath tub.
4) open another can of beer and enjoy the taste
5) when wife is outside looking at the Army tank that you said just drove by you can quietly insert bucket and ball in bath tub.
6) turn on hot water and fill to where the level of hot water is just about 1"-2" above ball.
One quick side note for you slower folks out there: you might want to add the
Dish soap after the bucket is full, Ahemm!! and not before the water is added
as it could get kinda sudsy, Ok, real sudsy!! Ok, REALLY sudsy!!
7) open another can of beer and enjoy the taste
after about 20-30 minutes go back into bathroom and check if water has cooled down enough and if so you can now begin the process of bringing the ball out...but first...
9) open another can of beer and enjoy the taste
10) Ok, now pull out from the bucket and enjoy the fruit of your labor...but wait!!!! its soooooooooooooooooo freaking slippery, now prepare to catch the ball as a new law of physics has now been introduced the the average-Joe-bowler which is a super slippery object added with gravity will fall easily to the bath tub and creating a very unusual pattern for the little woman to enjoy .
11) open another can of beer and enjoy the taste since you tried to catch the falling object and missed, well, you almost missed as your bowling hand managed to get in between the falling ball and your wifes tub...but being the stud that you are you grin and bare it...so...
12) open another can of beer and enjoy the taste
13) now comes the fun part: wipe ball until completely dry (here comes a great tip) don't wipe with the towel that you used to wipe off the blood from your hand as it gets kinda messy on the ball.
14) now you must create another diversion for the little women so you can get the bucket and ball out form the bath room and back to the proper locations.
but first, make another quick trip to the local 7-11 and grab another 6 pack.
15) open another can of beer and enjoy the taste
16) now back to the diversion, try yelling out: is that Brad Pit walking his dog across the street? wife RUNs outside to the front as you cleverly put away the bucket and the brand new clean bowling ball...
17) open another can of beer and enjoy the taste..
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Big Jake