"I'd think the Thing Returns would be closest to the Intense Inferno."

I value ur oppinion but, i have both of them balls drilled with pin above ring cg in palm, in both of them, and i notice a huge diffrance between them. My thing returns i can play more sraight in then i can with my intense, the intense has more back end by far then the thing returns, it all depends what your playing on i on a pretty simple house shot, 41 feet of med. oil, pretty simple shot really, but i usually use my thing returns on my monday night league, but latly i practiced with my intense i can open up then lane more then i can with my thing, Maby try the storm flash force.