Steve,
Your first description hit too close to home, which is why I didn't answer right away.
It sounds like the morning after I woke up, looked in the mirror, saw a face covered in sparkles, purples, blues, silver and yellow and assembled my very vague recollections of the previous night. Recollections of very loud ABBA music, lots of mustachioed gentlemen and lots of leather..................
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Divorced men quickly find out that poker is not the only game which begins with holding hands and ends with huge financial loss.