I think it was Sir-bowl-alot, but can't be sure, was waiting for bowlingball.com to put up some more DT balls on Ebay.
They just listed a few so I thought I'd drop this to let ya know.
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Kyle: Chef, we need Butters to gain about 50 pounds, fast.
Chef: Well, if you want him to get really fat as fast as possible, one of you will have to marry him.
Stan: Marry him?
Chef: It definitely worked for every woman I've ever met.