Why not just buy a Brunswick Karma Urethane for $65 and free shipping!
Still would be a good ball. You can use Mo's plastic ball drilling layout to help increase the core dynamics. (was called the Wiseman pattern back in the late 80s when he was with Hammer)
Or even use some other standard layouts and have a very good ball for the price.
Because
1. As stated in the original post, "Not to worry, this post is more out of sheer curiosity."
2. A solid dull urethane would and has been far too early for my ball speed.
3. I already own a polished Avalanche Pearl Urethane and a Seismic Desperado, also a polished pearl urethane.
But thank you anyway for the suggestions.