Someone who I trust is either yanking my chain or this is the shortest run since Track made the Phoenix, which never rose from its own ashes.

I am sure no one can corroborate this. At least I hope not.
And if you don't know one way or the other, please don't tell me how improbable or unlikely it is. I know that. That why I phrased it this way. Control yourselves. I don't post April Fools' day jokes.
Just post/reply if you do KNOW. Thanks.
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"None are so blind as those who will not see."