I would just like enough oil on the lanes to think about throwing either of these balls.
I think the situation was something like this:
Bowlersparadice.com manager: Why do we still have all of these Shark Balls on the shelves? I thought they would sell like hot cakes.
Stock Guy: Well they run for $300+ and use old technology with particles added to make them unusable on most conditions except for an extreme flood.
Manager: How much did Brunswick charge us to make these boat nostalgic anchors?
Stock Guy: Brunswick charges us $275
Manager: Holy Crap! We can't even give them away at those prices. Maybe we can drum up some customer base if we give these away with one of the other latest and greatest balls on the shelf as a comparison and this way if we give away 100 of these we at least get some money back and maybe sell some more of them, God knows we have a ton of them gathering dust here. (I know I'm taking poetic lisence with the fact that the Manager could come up with a plan like this, it was probably the guy sweeping up who over heard their conversation)
Stock Guy: I'll get right on it, though don't you think we should give the Latest and greatest ball away and sell the Elite ball making it more attractive?
Manager: Great idea Johnson, put yourself down for a raise.
Stock Guy: It's Schwartz sir...
The End.
Edited on 7/18/2006 2:13 PM
