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Title: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: urbanj51 on March 11, 2010, 04:11:18 AM
For all you women...

Here's some work Beans did on a couple of balls that cracked on me.  Before and after.


Relish in the work of the master!


http://s723.photobucket.com/albums/ww237/urbanj51/Lane%201/

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Reppin Lane #1 Loud and Proud baby!

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Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: The Stroke on March 11, 2010, 12:27:47 PM
you make his head any bigger it may equal his gut.
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Toodles
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: SKIDSNAP on March 11, 2010, 12:42:43 PM
What an incredible waste of time.  I guess if you are not busy and you have the time to kill ... beats drinking....
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: kidlost2000 on March 11, 2010, 01:00:40 PM
Once a ball crack out like that is it a good idea to do that? Core may have shifted. Is it still the same size as a standard ball at this point?
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Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: OddBalls on March 11, 2010, 01:02:12 PM
Just wondering how stable those ball would be after a re-drill?

Are the chances better than average that they'll crack again?

Balls that have cracked on me end up in my garden..


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Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: T C 300 on March 11, 2010, 01:26:21 PM
did this guy just plug a ball that has crack all the way around?????
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: jls on March 11, 2010, 01:30:07 PM
quote:
For all you women...

Here's some work Beans did on a couple of balls that cracked on me.  Before and after.


Relish in the work of the master!


http://s723.photobucket.com/albums/ww237/urbanj51/Lane%201/

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F.O.S. 4 Life baby!

Reppin Lane #1 Loud and Proud baby!

www.urbanballwhore.com




Sir,  personally I think you are full of poo poo...

I have never seen a ball that was cracked all the way around FIXED....

Even if possible, it would take a considerable amount of time...

You can only pour plug so far.... No way you can pour 1/4 or 1/3 of the whole ball at once...

And since the ball is cracked all the way around, not to mention deep... It would be very hard to pour plug without it leaking all over the place...

Again, I think you are lying and making this up...

Remove your head from his butt....
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jls
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: urbanj51 on March 11, 2010, 01:31:06 PM
Works just fine.  I actually have another that he plugged for me, and I throw it regularly.

Another Buzzbomb Hybrid test ball.  It's located on my website.  He fixed it the same and it has worked as though nothing was ever wrong with it to begin with.


www.urbanballwhore.com
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F.O.S. 4 Life baby!

Reppin Lane #1 Loud and Proud baby!

www.urbanballwhore.com
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: urbanj51 on March 11, 2010, 01:34:04 PM
quote:
quote:
For all you women...

Here's some work Beans did on a couple of balls that cracked on me.  Before and after.


Relish in the work of the master!


http://s723.photobucket.com/albums/ww237/urbanj51/Lane%201/

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F.O.S. 4 Life baby!

Reppin Lane #1 Loud and Proud baby!

www.urbanballwhore.com




Sir,  personally I think you are full of poo poo...

I have never seen a ball that was cracked all the way around FIXED....

Even if possible, it would take a considerable amount of time...

You can only pour plug so far.... No way you can pour 1/4 or 1/3 of the whole ball at once...

And since the ball is cracked all the way around, not to mention deep... It would be very hard to pour plug without it leaking all over the place...

Again, I think you are lying and making this up...

Remove your head from his butt....
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jls


Obviously the physical proof of pictures shows that im full of crap right?

What an idiot.  Next time you think, keep your mouth shut.  Save us all the hassle of reading your moronic post.
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Reppin Lane #1 Loud and Proud baby!

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Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: urbanj51 on March 11, 2010, 01:34:30 PM
quote:
Just out of curiousity, why do you have so many cracked bowling balls?  I've only had one crack on me out of probably around 100 or so...


I've never personally had one crack on me.


I was given these that have cracked.
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Reppin Lane #1 Loud and Proud baby!

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Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: jls on March 11, 2010, 01:35:23 PM
quote:
Works just fine.  I actually have another that he plugged for me, and I throw it regularly.

Another Buzzbomb Hybrid test ball.  It''s located on my website.  He fixed it the same and it has worked as though nothing was ever wrong with it to begin with.


www.urbanballwhore.com
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F.O.S. 4 Life baby!

Reppin Lane #1 Loud and Proud baby!

www.urbanballwhore.com




I have heard of Lane One Hype, but you sir,  take the cake...

Again, I think it is almost impossible and even if possible the cost would be extremely high...

Man hours needed to fix this...

Nice try sonny boy...

Now ring ring, that''s the bell, recess is over...

Make sure you go pee pee on the toy toy...

And do yourself a favor...

Wash your hands after you pee on them,  still sucking your thumb, right...



You are so full of crap....


As for your pictures sonny boy...

Ever heard of photo shop...


Your full of crap... and if you think anyone with a brain believes you, then you are even dumber then you appear...

move on child




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jls

Edited on 3/11/2010 2:37 PM
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: BeansProShop on March 11, 2010, 01:37:25 PM
LOL.  When someone calls me and asks if I can do a job for them I reply..

I told him I can do it but it would be pricey and lengthy...

Balls that crack on the shell only can be fixed like this. It's just not price effective at all...

The ball is in just as good a shape as a regular plugged ball...

I did a ball just to see what would happen and Urban used it for 7 months so far and it is still holding up. That's why he sent these balls...

Also,
If you know anything at all about bowling balls and how they are made. You would know that the core can't shift....

Thanks and keep all the bashing coming cuz it sure as hell takes longer for you guys to type it than it does for me to plug a cracked ball...

So think about who isn't busy and has time to stalk this room so much...

PS..."I am CORVETTEGUY" too as Jim Rome put it....

It's better than being "Mini Van or Ricer Guy"

Thanks

Signed........:
"The Man"  Beans
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Thomas "Beans" Biniek Jr.
PBA Member and Pro Shop Owner/Operator
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Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: T C 300 on March 11, 2010, 01:38:12 PM
i think somebody should give this guys a NIB ball or one that has low games so he can see what he is REALLY missn!!!!
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: jls on March 11, 2010, 01:39:26 PM
quote:
quote:
Here''s some work Beans did on a couple of balls that cracked on me.

quote:
I''ve never personally had one crack on me.

I was given these that have cracked.

???
Speaking of crack...

Edited on 3/11/2010 2:37 PM




Nice... Not only are you full of CRAP boy...

He just proved your a liar....

Does Beans reward you to say crap like this....

You make me sick

No wonder so many people hate Lane One.....


now

are we clear
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jls
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: NoseofRI on March 11, 2010, 01:40:07 PM
urban,

I'm just curious what is the average time frame Beans takes to fix a ball such as these that has cracked all the way around.  I imagine it has to be a month or two before you get the ball back?
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: Crankenstein300 on March 11, 2010, 01:40:29 PM
jls, it's not rocket science to plug a crack, even around the entire ball. I have done cracks that have reached halfway around the ball and while I did have to plug in a few stages, it took a week tops from start to finish.

The real question is, is it worth the effort? I am curious as to why he felt the need to use a drill bit along the entire crack too as I have had them work fine just letting plug seep into the existing crack.
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: The Stroke on March 11, 2010, 01:41:29 PM
Some clod has a broken lane#1 piece of crap.  He tried to save it like it was a beached whale.  SAVE THE WHALES.  Well you are killing 2 birds with one stone on that one since you are paying Beans.
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Toodles
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: jls on March 11, 2010, 01:43:17 PM
quote:
LOL.  When someone calls me and asks if I can do a job for them I reply..

I told him I can do it but it would be pricey and lengthy...  <<< HELLO

Balls that crack on the shell only can be fixed like this. It's just not price effective at all...<<<< AGAIN   HELLO

The ball is in just as good a shape as a regular plugged ball...

I did a ball just to see what would happen and Urban used it for 7 months so far and it is still holding up. That's why he sent these balls...

Also,
If you know anything at all about bowling balls and how they are made. You would know that the core can't shift....

Thanks and keep all the bashing coming cuz it sure as hell takes longer for you guys to type it than it does for me to plug a cracked ball...

So think about who isn't busy and has time to stalk this room so much...

PS..."I am CORVETTEGUY" too as Jim Rome put it....

It's better than being "Mini Van or Ricer Guy"

Thanks

Signed........:
"The Man"  Beans
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www.beansproshop.com
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Thomas "Beans" Biniek Jr.
PBA Member and Pro Shop Owner/Operator
 Check out current eBay auctions at:
http://cgi6.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewSellersOtherItems&userid=bowling_with_leah Official Pro Shop of "ALL" F.O.S. Members!!!





Beans
In one line you say it will be  "pricey"...

And in the next line,  "not price effective at all"

R U KIDDING ME....


You  need to get your B.S. story straight....

Man you guys from Lane One actually believe that people out there believe all you crap....

move on
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jls
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: n00dlejester on March 11, 2010, 01:45:44 PM
That's just insane.  I wonder what differences there are in those balls that are brandy new, and the same ball that cracked around and was fixed up.  

That must have taken a while and cost a small fortune.  But hey, if you love the ball enough you'll do anything to fix it.  I know I've done some wacky things for my favorites
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Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: jls on March 11, 2010, 01:46:39 PM
quote:
jls, it's not rocket science to plug a crack, even around the entire ball. I have done cracks that have reached halfway around the ball and while I did have to plug in a few stages, it took a week tops from start to finish.

The real question is, is it worth the effort? I am curious as to why he felt the need to use a drill bit along the entire crack too as I have had them work fine just letting plug seep into the existing crack.






Hey... The Pic's seem to show the ball as being CRACKED all the way around..

Not 1/4 or even 1/2...

Now save your rocket science crap for some one else.....

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jls
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: johns811 on March 11, 2010, 01:49:39 PM
After a ball cracks like that, I would assume it would be out of round. How do you get the ball back to round after all the plugging is done?
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: The Stroke on March 11, 2010, 01:50:39 PM
quote:
After a ball cracks like that, I would assume it would be out of round. How do you get the ball back to round after all the plugging is done?


Just sprinkle some magic Lane#1 dust on it.  Simple answer.
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Toodles
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: jls on March 11, 2010, 01:55:24 PM
quote:
After a ball cracks like that, I would assume it would be out of round. How do you get the ball back to round after all the plugging is done?




sir
Why you silly fool,  they are Lane One People...

They can walk on water, you silly fool...

DON'T you DARE use logic or commonsense here on this site....


OH and BTW

THE Dynamo WAS NOT the "Ball of the Year"

The JOKE of the Year... maybe... But not "ball of the Year...

JUST IN CASE YOU LANE ONE PEOPLE, WANTED TO KNOW....


Unbelievable the stuff that comes out of their mouths,  and they actually think some of us believe it....

get a life people

we don't



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jls
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: urbanj51 on March 11, 2010, 01:59:32 PM
You're a moron JLS.  The balls were cracked before I got them.  So does it matter if I received them that way or if I had one actually crack on me?


Get a life.  Just cuz you can't do the same work that someone else can, well....yes.  It does mean they're better than you.


GET USED TO IT!


GO BEANS!!!!
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F.O.S. 4 Life baby!

Reppin Lane #1 Loud and Proud baby!

www.urbanballwhore.com
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: urbanj51 on March 11, 2010, 02:00:43 PM
quote:
urban,

I'm just curious what is the average time frame Beans takes to fix a ball such as these that has cracked all the way around.  I imagine it has to be a month or two before you get the ball back?


Depends on the severity of the crack.  For that Emerald....took 2 months.


For that Buzzbomb hybrid, it took less than a week.
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F.O.S. 4 Life baby!

Reppin Lane #1 Loud and Proud baby!

www.urbanballwhore.com
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: jls on March 11, 2010, 02:01:57 PM
quote:
You're a moron JLS.  The balls were cracked before I got them.  So does it matter if I received them that way or if I had one actually crack on me?


Get a life.  Just cuz you can't do the same work that someone else can, well....yes.  It does mean they're better than you.


GET USED TO IT!


GO BEANS!!!!
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F.O.S. 4 Life baby!

Reppin Lane #1 Loud and Proud baby!

www.urbanballwhore.com





Hey boy, it wasn't me that said that...

Learn how to read child...

It's a skill....

Like LYING...

Now there is something you are good at...

fool
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jls
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: The Stroke on March 11, 2010, 02:02:16 PM
quote:
You're a moron JLS.  The balls were cracked before I got them.  So does it matter if I received them that way or if I had one actually crack on me?


Get a life.  Just cuz you can't do the same work that someone else can, well....yes.  It does mean they're better than you.


GET USED TO IT!


GO BEANS!!!!
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F.O.S. 4 Life baby!

Reppin Lane #1 Loud and Proud baby!

www.urbanballwhore.com


Are you serious? Can't do the work?  How do you know jls can't do it?

Only losers would want to save an old piece of trash like that.

I'm sure this one will show up in the for sale section as "rare" for $350 soon.

I can see it now "homemade helix - very rare"

Ebay will be bumping.
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Toodles
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: urbanj51 on March 11, 2010, 02:02:53 PM
Hell no!  No one will see these babies.  I'm keepin em.  Lol.


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F.O.S. 4 Life baby!

Reppin Lane #1 Loud and Proud baby!

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Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: urbanj51 on March 11, 2010, 02:04:04 PM
quote:
quote:
You're a moron JLS.  The balls were cracked before I got them.  So does it matter if I received them that way or if I had one actually crack on me?


Get a life.  Just cuz you can't do the same work that someone else can, well....yes.  It does mean they're better than you.


GET USED TO IT!


GO BEANS!!!!
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F.O.S. 4 Life baby!

Reppin Lane #1 Loud and Proud baby!

www.urbanballwhore.com





Hey boy, it wasn't me that said that...

Learn how to read child...

It's a skill....

Like LYING...

Now there is something you are good at...

fool
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jls


Ah.  The trolls are lovin this thread!  Lol.


In only 2 hours its already amassed over 400 reads.  Wow!

Go get em JLS and Stroke!  Lol
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F.O.S. 4 Life baby!

Reppin Lane #1 Loud and Proud baby!

www.urbanballwhore.com
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: jls on March 11, 2010, 02:06:50 PM
quote:
quote:
urban,

I'm just curious what is the average time frame Beans takes to fix a ball such as these that has cracked all the way around.  I imagine it has to be a month or two before you get the ball back?


Depends on the severity of the crack.  For that Emerald....took 2 months.


For that Buzzbomb hybrid, it took less than a week.
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Reppin Lane #1 Loud and Proud baby!

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2 MONTHS... 2 MONTHS...

You expect us to believe that the best so called self proclaimed ball driller in LA LA LAND has nothing better to do then to take 2 months of his time to plug a cracked ball.

NICE TRY sonny boy..

Keep talking, cause you not only make yourself look stupid and out to be a LIAR...

You make Beans out to look stupid and be a LIAR...

So keep up the good work fools....


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jls
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: urbanj51 on March 11, 2010, 02:10:31 PM
Keep it coming JLS!  This is awesome!


Exactly what I expected!
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F.O.S. 4 Life baby!

Reppin Lane #1 Loud and Proud baby!

www.urbanballwhore.com
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: The Stroke on March 11, 2010, 02:12:23 PM
quote:
Keep it coming JLS!  This is awesome!


Exactly what I expected!
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F.O.S. 4 Life baby!

Reppin Lane #1 Loud and Proud baby!

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So you started a thread just to get trolls involved?  Not only are you a liar, you are a first class loser.  Good job, you should be 2nd in charge of lane #1 soon.
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Toodles
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: urbanj51 on March 11, 2010, 02:14:36 PM
Nope.  Started it to show what can be done to revive a hurting ball.


But the trolls come with any Lane 1 thread.  Kudos for doing your job.
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F.O.S. 4 Life baby!

Reppin Lane #1 Loud and Proud baby!

www.urbanballwhore.com
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: urbanj51 on March 11, 2010, 02:15:19 PM
quote:
If a ball has cracked and separated that much it may be out of round and may not even be legal as far as size anymore.
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Always make sure it's legal size.  Haus machine does wonders.
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F.O.S. 4 Life baby!

Reppin Lane #1 Loud and Proud baby!

www.urbanballwhore.com
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: urbanj51 on March 11, 2010, 02:16:12 PM
quote:
Fixing cracked (all the way around) Lane 1 balls.........

Really?

Urban, go be a faggot and make a website dedicated to you''''re equipment.

And taddle to the ''mods'' on me too while you''re at it.

OOPS!  ! !
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GetOffMe10Pin

Edited on 3/11/2010 3:11 PM

Edited on 3/11/2010 3:12 PM


I should, shouldn't I?  Lol.
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F.O.S. 4 Life baby!

Reppin Lane #1 Loud and Proud baby!

www.urbanballwhore.com
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: The Stroke on March 11, 2010, 02:16:47 PM
Lookie here, murphdawg (SB83) decided to join the fun.  How''s it sitting at home waiting to bowl during open play, sweaty guy?

Remember TCP, when we finally bowl for money I want you in your sunday best.  Meaning your flame shirt and short jeans with knee high socks.

Your pal,
Freddie
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Toodles

Edited on 3/11/2010 3:17 PM
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: Fishbowl815 on March 11, 2010, 02:22:23 PM
Wow look at the trolls go...Well that's cool he was able to do that for you, good job BEANS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: T C 300 on March 11, 2010, 02:28:03 PM
quote:
quote:
After a ball cracks like that, I would assume it would be out of round. How do you get the ball back to round after all the plugging is done?


Just sprinkle some magic Lane#1 dust on it.  Simple answer.




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAH!!!!!
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: jls on March 11, 2010, 02:28:56 PM
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Wow, JLS, you really ARE that dumb. "Pricey" and "not price effective" BOTH mean that something will be EXPENSIVE, costing a LOT of money. If you read those 2 statements and thought they meant something different, perhaps you should go back to elementary school and brush up on your definitions.

It''''s not hard to understand. Well, it is for an imbecile like you.


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STORMBOWLING FOOL, that was my point.. they both mean EXPENSIVE>>>

Reading is a skill... get some...

Contact Scolia, maybe he will help a fool like you out...

Also, Do the good people at Storm a favor...

Change your screen name to >>> Lane One Bowler...

Storm may and should appreciate that..

You are a first class idiot.............

now

are we clear






Quote
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LOL.  When someone calls me and asks if I can do a job for them I reply..

I told him I can do it but it would be pricey and lengthy...  <<< HELLO

Balls that crack on the shell only can be fixed like this. It''''s just not price effective at all...<<<< AGAIN   HELLO

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STORMFOOL,  THIS IS A QUOTE FROM BEANS...now remove your head from his butt...
And wipe the brown crap off your nose...

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jls

Edited on 3/11/2010 3:31 PM

Edited on 3/11/2010 3:32 PM
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: jls on March 11, 2010, 02:30:28 PM
quote:
Wow look at the trolls go...Well that's cool he was able to do that for you, good job BEANS!!!!!!!!!!!
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In the bag. Virtual Energy, Nomad, Nomad Pearl, Furious.







Yes we do indeed see you Troll geek boy.....

now buzz off you sawhead wan a bee loser.............
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jls
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: OddBalls on March 11, 2010, 02:32:12 PM
I can see you spending the $$ if you wanted them to be trophies (the Emerald and CherryBomb).

I would just have doubts about their performance. The Haus machine can correct minor surface damage, but not a major out of round ball? Not without changing it to somewhere below legal.

I really don''t understand the BB at all. It was a boat anchor for most people.


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Yes. it''s I, the Inverted One..



Edited on 3/11/2010 3:33 PM
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: Monster Pike on March 11, 2010, 02:34:00 PM
LoL!!!!  I have no dog in this one, but jls, quit man...  You done lost that one...  Reading, not to mention comprehending what you read, is a skill...  Good gawd, someone draw the dude a picture...
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: T C 300 on March 11, 2010, 02:34:48 PM
URBANJ51, the money its take to keep that gey website up n running, you should buy some NEW equipment instead bro.......
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: Psycho on March 11, 2010, 02:38:03 PM
Where is RRAY and the rest of the followers to defend the almighty Lane #1?  why is General Beans and Private Urban the only ones on the battle field.
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: urbanj51 on March 11, 2010, 02:41:37 PM
quote:
I can see you spending the $$ if you wanted them to be trophies (the Emerald and CherryBomb).

I would just have doubts about their performance. The Haus machine can correct minor surface damage, but not a major out of round ball? Not without changing it to somewhere below legal.

I really don''t understand the BB at all. It was a boat anchor for most people.


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Yes. it''s I, the Inverted One..



Edited on 3/11/2010 3:33 PM


I don't plan on using the Cherry Bomb or Emerald.  Not with the extensive work that was put into them.  Although I could.


And the Buzzbomb Hybrid was Lane 1's first Hybrid coverstock.  True pearl and solid mix.  They just never produced it.  It's a test ball.
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Reppin Lane #1 Loud and Proud baby!

www.urbanballwhore.com
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: urbanj51 on March 11, 2010, 02:42:51 PM
quote:
Where is RRAY and the rest of the followers to defend the almighty Lane #1?  why is General Beans and Private Urban the only ones on the battle field.


Cuz we only need 2 soldiers to take on the entire army of trolls.  Lol.
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F.O.S. 4 Life baby!

Reppin Lane #1 Loud and Proud baby!

www.urbanballwhore.com
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: jls on March 11, 2010, 02:45:55 PM
quote:
LoL!!!!  I have no dog in this one, but jls, quit man...  You done lost that one...  Reading, not to mention comprehending what you read, is a skill...  Good gawd, someone draw the dude a picture...




Monster, do you even know what you are talking about...

What this loser claims is not only time consuming, but EXTREMELY costly...

And as some others in the KNOW have posted...

The ball more then likely will be out of round....

Now Monster, stop trying to put me down...

You know little or nothing about what we are talking about here...

Do I tell you how to dig a hole to build a fence...

Seriously buddy..You need to stop...

btw

stop drinking the water....
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jls
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: urbanj51 on March 11, 2010, 02:50:49 PM
Water tastes fine to me.....
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Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: Monster Pike on March 11, 2010, 02:51:34 PM
LoL!!!  ***just shakes head***  Stormbowler83, draw the old dude a picture.....
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Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: Psycho on March 11, 2010, 02:53:30 PM
Urban says its a bit salty

quote:
quote:
Water tastes fine to me.....
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Beans' "special sauce" prolly tastes good to you too....
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Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: urbanj51 on March 11, 2010, 02:54:35 PM
Oops.  You caught me.

Now we see the trolls have lost all possible comebacks....resulted to the homo stuff.....


Did you visit your little brother's classroom to pick up some insult tips?
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Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: jls on March 11, 2010, 02:57:13 PM
quote:
LoL!!!  ***just shakes head***  Stormbowler83, draw the old dude a picture.....
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Edited on 3/11/2010 3:51 PM





Monster,
Ya why don''t you and Storm Bowler tell all of us how this is done...

Talk is cheap fool...

What is being said here would be like someone telling you they took 2-3 months to dig the holes for a fence....

That is just plain stupid talk MONSTER....

Now please, STOP IT...

You are making a complete fool out of yourself...

You don''t have a clue what this thread is all about...

Please, do yourself a favor buddy.

and STOP
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jls

Edited on 3/11/2010 3:57 PM
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: jls on March 11, 2010, 03:07:40 PM
Stormbowler


Please, stop and take a DEEP BREATH...

I am not a FAN OR A SAWHEAD...

That is what my post is all about...

This is total crap... This fixing a cracked ball...

Even if possible... It would be too costly...

Where on the same page here buddy...

I have seen hype on this site before...

But this adds new meaning to the word HYPE....

It's too costly and time consuming...

And I don't see how the worlds so called best self pro claimed ball driller would have the time to this...

So please Storm Bowler... We are on the same side here...

That would be the side with COMMONSENSE...
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jls
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: OddBalls on March 11, 2010, 03:13:04 PM
quote:
And the Buzzbomb Hybrid was Lane 1's first Hybrid coverstock. True pearl and solid mix. They just never produced it. It's a test ball.


I thought the hybrid Dirty Bomb was..

Anywho..

It's your $$$..

Good luck with that...

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Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: Spider Man on March 11, 2010, 03:15:20 PM
quote:
Nope.  Started it to show what can be done to revive a hurting ball.







Michael Jackson was ""hurting"" too before his doctor gave him elephant tranquilizer.
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: Buddy Christ on March 11, 2010, 03:17:40 PM
This thread needs more cowbell.
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: absoluteisanidiot on March 11, 2010, 03:22:20 PM
Ah this is great all the Yeast Infections are here to play today just because Urban said something about plugging some cracked balls.
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: jls on March 11, 2010, 03:29:28 PM
quote:
Ah this is great all the Yeast Infections are here to play today just because Urban said something about plugging some cracked balls.




Sir,

NO, because Urban posted CRAP about plugging a cracked ball...<<  FIXED FOR YOU..


Test on Friday.... Did you study....
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jls
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: absoluteisanidiot on March 11, 2010, 03:30:26 PM
Lmao good one jls and yes I'm studying hard.
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: taylorj99 on March 11, 2010, 03:36:45 PM
Summary:

Urb sent some cracked balls to Beans to see if he could fix them. Urb says they work great. JLS says "nuh uh, you're a liar."

Good one.

Carry on.
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Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: BeansProShop on March 11, 2010, 03:41:30 PM
In case anyone just joined us....

I AM THE MAN!!!!!!

Thanks for reading.....

Beans
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www.beansproshop.com
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Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: Spider Man on March 11, 2010, 03:43:48 PM
quote:
In case anyone just joined us....

I AM THE MAN!!!!!!

Thanks for reading.....

Beans
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www.beansproshop.com
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PBA Member and Pro Shop Owner/Operator
 Check out current eBay auctions at:
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is that the color of your vette?
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: bowlingnut07 on March 11, 2010, 03:49:11 PM
JLS, The stroke, beans,  all 3 of you seem like children if you ask me
and seem to always get lengthy stupid threads with honestly no help to the community here. mostly bragging or fighting or just acting like idiots.
GET A LIFE ALL 3 of you SERIOUSLY
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HIGH series 821
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: jls on March 11, 2010, 03:50:49 PM
quote:
Summary:

Urb sent some cracked balls to Beans to see if he could fix them. Urb says they work great. JLS says "nuh uh, you're a liar."

Good one.

Carry on.
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No, you may not handle my balls. Well....maybe just for a little while.




Sir, do you work in a pro shop...

Do you have a clue as to how much work this would require...

Do you have a clue how much it would cost...

Have you ever plugged a ball, much less fixed one that is cracked all the way around...

Have you ever heard of Photo shop...

Just because Urban pulled his head out of someone's butt long enough to post, does not make it the truth................


Hey I have an Idea,,,,

Lets all send a cracked ball back to Beans to fix....

now

are we clear




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jls
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: kidlost2000 on March 11, 2010, 03:51:26 PM
Lane 1 isn't that expensive on ebay just replace it with something new and hope it doesn't kill its self like the previous stuff.
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Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: jls on March 11, 2010, 03:53:10 PM
quote:
JLS, The stroke, beans,  all 3 of you seem like children if you ask me
and seem to always get lengthy stupid threads with honestly no help to the community here. mostly bragging or fighting or just acting like idiots.
GET A LIFE ALL 3 of you SERIOUSLY
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HIGH game 300 (17)
HIGH series 821



Bowlingnut...    

OH boy another idiot...

And why don''t you tell us all Mr Know it all...

Just how this crap Urban posted helps the bowling world....

Maybe you are a fool and believes it... NOT ME BOY....

You are just another Keyboard pounder know it all, who knows nothing..

Shut up fool

Now

you getting this boy....


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jls

Edited on 3/11/2010 4:54 PM
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: Buddy Christ on March 11, 2010, 03:53:50 PM
quote:
In case anyone just joined us....

I AM THE MAN!!!!!!

Thanks for reading.....

Beans
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www.beansproshop.com
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Thomas "Beans" Biniek Jr.
PBA Member and Pro Shop Owner/Operator
 Check out current eBay auctions at:
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Your ego just ate itself and threw up.
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: MAJM on March 11, 2010, 03:54:04 PM
quote:
I don't plan on using the Cherry Bomb or Emerald.  Not with the extensive work that was put into them.  Although I could.


What was the point of fixing them?
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Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: storm making it rain on March 11, 2010, 03:55:10 PM
you got it right bowlingnut...man if i were one of the top guys at lane #1, i sure as hell wouldnt want Beans "the man" on my staff.  i guess some companies have a different way of running things.

Beans i dont know you at all, but you dont make yourself look too good in some of these threads. NO MATTER HOW MUCH trolling goes on in here!!

As far as the rest of them like JLS, Stroke, etc. they have nothing to lose they are just a screen name on a internet site.  

Beans have a little more respect for yourself man.  

quote:
JLS, The stroke, beans, all 3 of you seem like children if you ask me
and seem to always get lengthy stupid threads with honestly no help to the community here. mostly bragging or fighting or just acting like idiots.
GET A LIFE ALL 3 of you SERIOUSLY
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: Coolerman on March 11, 2010, 04:01:43 PM
If Lane #1 is that great how in the world did they all crack.And, if they are that great who in
their right mind would not take extra caution to prevent this type of situation from occurring.
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: jls on March 11, 2010, 04:12:03 PM
quote:
you got it right bowlingnut...man if i were one of the top guys at lane #1, i sure as hell wouldnt want Beans "the man" on my staff.  i guess some companies have a different way of running things.

Beans i dont know you at all, but you dont make yourself look too good in some of these threads. NO MATTER HOW MUCH trolling goes on in here!!

As far as the rest of them like JLS, Stroke, etc. they have nothing to lose they are just a screen name on a internet site.  

Beans have a little more respect for yourself man.  

quote:
JLS, The stroke, beans, all 3 of you seem like children if you ask me
and seem to always get lengthy stupid threads with honestly no help to the community here. mostly bragging or fighting or just acting like idiots.
GET A LIFE ALL 3 of you SERIOUSLY





Hey sir,  I couldn't help but notice..

Your profile just says owner/manager.

But does not list an address..

So why don't you shut up...

You knock others for their profile, and all your profile says is what again???

Owner manager...

Profiles much like this thread are mostly made up B.S.



And BTW ... I have posted my address many times to people on this site...

now

move on

now

you getting this......


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jls
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: urbanj51 on March 11, 2010, 04:16:13 PM
You always talk about moving on JLS....yet you keep trolling....I'm loving it....


And all ball companies have issues with cracking.  It can't be avoided.


I love how truth is so easily attempted to be tainted by the trolls.....so awesome!
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Reppin Lane #1 Loud and Proud baby!

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Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: storm making it rain on March 11, 2010, 04:16:25 PM
JLS,

i believe they are having a sale on the "learn to read book" or maybe you can borrow my sons (he is in kindergarten) because nowhere in my profile does it say "owner". its an internet forum, i am a screen name also. i could care less about that. i never said i post all my personal info on here, once again "reading lessons"

and now are we clear



Pro Shop Operator
Center Management


Transactions (have others i cant remember)

joeyd - bought storm lrg
lmproshop - sold reign & natural
volley man - traded bounty hunter
Bowl-2-Win - sold NIB blue vibe
Darth Steinbrenner - sold/traded ball scale
Adrenaline - sold bruns. seige
tg2n1 - sold c-system 3.5 & evil seige
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: BeansProShop on March 11, 2010, 04:18:51 PM
quote:
quote:
Water tastes fine to me.....
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Reppin Lane #1 Loud and Proud baby!

www.urbanballwhore.com


Beans' "special sauce" prolly tastes good to you too....
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GetOffMe10Pin


OK Doosh......It's SECRET SAUCE!!! At least know what you're talking about before you try to chime in...

Sheesh!!
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Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: jls on March 11, 2010, 04:23:05 PM
quote:
JLS,

i believe they are having a sale on the "learn to read book" or maybe you can borrow my sons (he is in kindergarten) because nowhere in my profile does it say "owner". its an internet forum, i am a screen name also. i could care less about that. i never said i post all my personal info on here, once again "reading lessons"

and now are we clear



Pro Shop Operator
Center Management


Transactions (have others i cant remember)

joeyd - bought storm lrg
lmproshop - sold reign & natural
volley man - traded bounty hunter
Bowl-2-Win - sold NIB blue vibe
Darth Steinbrenner - sold/traded ball scale
Adrenaline - sold bruns. seige
tg2n1 - sold c-system 3.5 & evil seige




Bowler 25 /

 with no address....

No you learn to read... You posted like you think  people who don't post an address are no good... Yet you don't post one...In your pro file..

Owner/manager...   WOW that says what... nothing to me...

HYPOCRITE....

Now you can take that book that is on sale and stick it....

This thread is full of crap... No one with commonsense would attempt to do this, nor should they believe it was even done in the first place...

This is just another loser posting crap, trying to make his little buddy look like the man.....

that sir is sad

But then again, one comes to expect that from saw heads...

cause they are sad little people


just so you know
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jls
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: BeansProShop on March 11, 2010, 04:25:11 PM
quote:
JLS, The stroke, beans,  all 3 of you seem like children if you ask me
and seem to always get lengthy stupid threads with honestly no help to the community here. mostly bragging or fighting or just acting like idiots.
GET A LIFE ALL 3 of you SERIOUSLY
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HIGH game 300 (17)
HIGH series 821


Dear sir....
I have been a member of this site for 8 years.. I have helped many people with issues and drilling advise as well as other things associated with bowling. I have done that and still do... I post my name and do not hide behind screen names because I am a no talent hack like all the trolls here..These wastes of sperm have infected this site to the point that no worth while poster even visits this site any longer...The posts I make that are useless are in direct response to the worthless scum that tarnish my and many others names.

It is a waste of time to try to post advise on here because the threads go nowhere fast. Just like these trolls lives...

I get 20-30 PM's a week asking advise and for tips as well as looking for certain items.. To those people I am of help. To a bunch of jealous fools that have no purpose in life, I do not care what they post or think of me...

Thanks  Beans
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Thomas "Beans" Biniek Jr.
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Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: urbanj51 on March 11, 2010, 04:27:32 PM
quote:
quote:
JLS,

i believe they are having a sale on the "learn to read book" or maybe you can borrow my sons (he is in kindergarten) because nowhere in my profile does it say "owner". its an internet forum, i am a screen name also. i could care less about that. i never said i post all my personal info on here, once again "reading lessons"

and now are we clear



Pro Shop Operator
Center Management


Transactions (have others i cant remember)

joeyd - bought storm lrg
lmproshop - sold reign & natural
volley man - traded bounty hunter
Bowl-2-Win - sold NIB blue vibe
Darth Steinbrenner - sold/traded ball scale
Adrenaline - sold bruns. seige
tg2n1 - sold c-system 3.5 & evil seige




Bowler 25 /

 with no address....

No you learn to read... You posted like you think  people who don't post an address are no good... Yet you don't post one...In your pro file..

Owner/manager...   WOW that says what... nothing to me...

HYPOCRITE....

Now you can take that book that is on sale and stick it....

This thread is full of crap... No one with commonsense would attempt to do this, nor should they believe it was even done in the first place...

This is just another loser posting crap, trying to make his little buddy look like the man.....

that sir is sad

But then again, one comes to expect that from saw heads...

cause they are sad little people


just so you know
--------------------
jls


So says the guy who returns to post and have a elementary argument and play like santa still exists.  Cuz its the same concept.  Way to go genius.
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Reppin Lane #1 Loud and Proud baby!

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Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: storm making it rain on March 11, 2010, 04:28:32 PM
JLS,

finally we agree on something..no one in their right mind would...

1. waste the material on doing this job
2. waste their time on doing this job
3. waste their time coming on here telling us about doing this job

as far as Beans, he makes himself look bad enough by his postings on here

and i did not say the non profile having people are no good...i simply said that all they are is internet screen names, nothing wrong with that.

so boy

now are we clearer  
Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: urbanj51 on March 11, 2010, 04:30:21 PM
Ah.  This topic has received the most views and responses to any Lane 1 thread in the last 5 months.

Way to go trolls.


BEANS IS THE MAN!

Thread locked.
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Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: BeansProShop on March 11, 2010, 04:30:44 PM
JLS,

Is it that you are jealous that you can't do this? Is it that I have a process that can fix cracked balls and you can't figure it out??

For those that want to know....I charged $75 per ball to fix them.
It takes a ton of time and also a ton of plug..
I tried to talk Urban out of it because of the price but he insisted he would pay and wanted it done.

For the record,
There is NO guarantee this process works every time. Customer must pay rediculous price up front to fix and there are no refunds if the process fails..

NOW,
The pictures dont lie... You can see for yourselves.. The process works and works well. It's just that Urban is probably the only wierdo that would pay that much to fix a cracked ball...

Why does it bother you so much?
Why are you so jealous of me and what I do??

It is so funny...
I love all the attention. Any attention is good attention!!!

Thanks for making me so popular...

beans
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www.beansproshop.com
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Thomas "Beans" Biniek Jr.
PBA Member and Pro Shop Owner/Operator
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Title: Re: BEANS IS THE MAN!!!!
Post by: jls on March 11, 2010, 04:31:32 PM
Beans, seriously... as a person who runs a pro shop...

Would you say that fixing balls that are cracked, as in this case...Are worth the time and energy needed to do the job, if possible...

Now please, don''t respond with, "i just wanted to see if it can be done"

It''s a serious question... Most pro shops would not attempt to do this..For many reasons...

This person''s post makes it sound like this is a normal thing...

Now sir, you know and I know that you know that we all know,  IT AIN''T...

thank you


Now I have just seen your post to me...

And I have just seen that you boyfriend Urban has locked this thread..

Gee why did he do that.....

Now Beans, the Man... If you really think some of us could not figure out how to pour a small section of the ball at a time, so be it...

You said you charge $75....  and he said it took 2 months...

Ya, that''s real smart,  that''s really makes....No sense...

Now I don''t come on here and attack you... just the other day I defended you in another thread on this site....

But I won''t take a back seat to you either...

You may be able to bully some others...

But it won''t work with me....

Even if you are "the Man"

now

are we clear


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jls

Edited on 3/11/2010 5:38 PM