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Equipment Boards => Lane #1 => Topic started by: Cranking_Inferno on March 09, 2006, 06:16:35 PM

Title: Cobalt sucks so bad.. worst ball ever!!!
Post by: Cranking_Inferno on March 09, 2006, 06:16:35 PM
Just kidding lol
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EPX-T1
Action
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Inferno
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Blue Dot
Title: Re: Cobalt sucks so bad.. worst ball ever!!!
Post by: snowgimp on March 10, 2006, 09:29:58 AM
"Hey it's Vos"...LOL?  Are you kidding me?  I'm usually not inspired to post is ball company forums but are you serious?  I'm not attacking your topic because I have no feelings on lane one equipment either way but LOL?  Like anything in your subject/post had even a shred of humor in it?  If you believe this I implore you to never attempt to be funny ever again.  It will save your friends the many uncomfortable silences of your "jokes" BOMBING (no lane one pun intended).
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Title: Re: Cobalt sucks so bad.. worst ball ever!!!
Post by: baccala8872 on March 10, 2006, 09:37:10 AM
Hey Snowgimp,

I sense the O and A fan in you!!!!!!
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Title: Re: Cobalt sucks so bad.. worst ball ever!!!
Post by: shelley on March 10, 2006, 11:41:19 AM
Actually, I did a comparison between my EPX-T1 and my Cobalt Bomb drilled for heavy oil and the EPX-T1 outperformed the CB on every condition I tested it on.  And all I had to do to restore the performance of my EPX-T1 was give it a hot water bath.

SH
Title: Re: Cobalt sucks so bad.. worst ball ever!!!
Post by: Triple X on March 10, 2006, 12:02:11 PM
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Actually, I did a comparison between my EPX-T1 and my Cobalt Bomb drilled for heavy oil and the EPX-T1 outperformed the CB on every condition I tested it on.  And all I had to do to restore the performance of my EPX-T1 was give it a hot water bath.

SH


Shelley,

I'm not sure if your trying to be funny too, but you're comparing a totally diff. type of cover.The epx is made for med-heavy oil & the cobalt is made for med-dry which is a big difference.And why in the heck you drilled a med-dry ball with a layout for a heavy oil,it don't make any sense?

You just ruined the purpose of the ball for med-dry condition for giving it a heavy oil layout which you know it will lose the reserve energy for the type of condition it's made for.
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Title: Re: Cobalt sucks so bad.. worst ball ever!!!
Post by: 302efi on March 10, 2006, 12:03:02 PM
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Actually, I did a comparison between my EPX-T1 and my Cobalt Bomb drilled for heavy oil and the EPX-T1 outperformed the CB on every condition I tested it on.  And all I had to do to restore the performance of my EPX-T1 was give it a hot water bath.

SH


ROFL !!!
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Title: Re: Cobalt sucks so bad.. worst ball ever!!!
Post by: shelley on March 10, 2006, 12:22:35 PM
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I'm not sure if your trying to be funny too, but you're comparing a totally diff. type of cover.


Of course I'm joking.  If I had the money for an EPX-T1 and a CB, I'd buy two or three DT Soaker balls instead.

This is the guy who came in bragging on his EPX-T1 over the SCB, UI, GP2, and every other heavy oil ball out today.  Whenever a new heavy oil ball came out, he'd write "I did a comparison between my EPX-T1 and my new <whatever>....".  Every time, it was "the EPX hooked the most on every condition I threw it on, never burned up, never rolled out, I could play any line and strike every time while the <whatever> wouldn't move more than two boards on any condition or line."

I have neither of those balls, I probably never will.  I'm not particularly interested in the EPX-T1 and Lane 1 is too... well, I'll just stop there.

SH
Title: Re: Cobalt sucks so bad.. worst ball ever!!!
Post by: snowgimp on March 10, 2006, 03:19:33 PM
baccala8872...if it were possible to post sound clips I would car crash this whole thread.
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Edited on 3/10/2006 5:47 PM

Edited on 3/10/2006 5:49 PM
Title: Re: Cobalt sucks so bad.. worst ball ever!!!
Post by: snowgimp on March 10, 2006, 05:52:51 PM
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Of course I'm joking.  

SH


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Title: Re: Cobalt sucks so bad.. worst ball ever!!!
Post by: Cranking_Inferno on March 11, 2006, 01:26:20 AM
lmfao.... never expected this from my joke of a post.... i said just kidding inside my post .. lol

and yes EPX-T1 out hooks all balls on the planet in ehavy oil.. but colbalt is for medium dry.
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Arsenal:

EPX-T1 - Flooded oil
Action - Heavy oil
Inferno - Heavy to Medium oil
Action Packed - Medium oil
Smoking Inferno - Medium to dry
Blue Dot - Spare ball
Title: Re: Cobalt sucks so bad.. worst ball ever!!!
Post by: Cranking_Inferno on March 11, 2006, 01:26:32 AM
lmfao.... never expected this from my joke of a post.... i said just kidding inside my post .. lol

and yes EPX-T1 out hooks all balls on the planet in heavy oil.. but colbalt is for medium dry.
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Arsenal:

EPX-T1 - Flooded oil
Action - Heavy oil
Inferno - Heavy to Medium oil
Action Packed - Medium oil
Smoking Inferno - Medium to dry
Blue Dot - Spare ball
Title: Re: Cobalt sucks so bad.. worst ball ever!!!
Post by: Cranking_Inferno on March 11, 2006, 01:47:12 AM
Shelley... i was not making it up..

I bowled an EPX-T1  Ultimate Inferno   Super Carbide Bomb

pattern 42feet flooded gutter to gutter.

EPX-T1 was the only ball to set up early and finsih strong.. the other balls labored alot... not setting up well.

Its an EPOXY SHELL.. its supposed to soak oil and roll hard.. thats why columbia made it...
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Arsenal:

EPX-T1 - Flooded oil
Action - Heavy oil
Inferno - Heavy to Medium oil
Action Packed - Medium oil
Smoking Inferno - Medium to dry
Blue Dot - Spare ball
Title: Re: Cobalt sucks so bad.. worst ball ever!!!
Post by: 302efi on March 11, 2006, 12:05:47 PM
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baccala8872...if it were possible to post sound clips I would car crash this whole thread.
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Title: Re: Cobalt sucks so bad.. worst ball ever!!!
Post by: snowgimp on March 11, 2006, 02:34:20 PM
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lmfao.... never expected this from my joke of a post.... i said just kidding inside my post .. lol



"Ha ha ha ha! That's terrific, that's terrific".  You REALLY should work on your lol use.
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Title: Re: Cobalt sucks so bad.. worst ball ever!!!
Post by: CoachJim on March 11, 2006, 02:44:15 PM
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lmfao.... never expected this from my joke of a post.... i said just kidding inside my post .. lol


Did Ya?

quote:
and yes EPX-T1 out hooks all balls on the planet in heavy oil.. but colbalt is for medium dry.
 


Does it

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Edited on 3/11/2006 2:44 PM
Title: Re: Cobalt sucks so bad.. worst ball ever!!!
Post by: snowgimp on March 11, 2006, 06:56:00 PM
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"Jay Leno:  Seventeen...
Jim Norton: What's that?
Jay Leno: Seventeen
Jim Norton: Ooh too old"

El oh el
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