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AK47

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LANE #1 ADVERTISING.......
« on: March 27, 2009, 02:42:42 AM »
Once again a brilliant job from Syracuse!  The new Chainsaw Massacre with the Massac*O*re, the "bleeder" pearl cover.  The hockey mask, chainsaw, diamonds in the eyes of the mask, the creepy font, color: cherry and blood red!  Great Job again for the excitement you add to an otherwise boring sport.....

Chainsaw Massacre:
Core: Bomb MassaCore Patented Diamond
Cover Stock: Bleeder Pearl
Color: Cherry and Blood Red

http://lane1bowling.com/whatnext/
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JD74

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Re: LANE #1 ADVERTISING.......
« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2009, 04:14:43 PM »
Definately not even close to "ball of the year", that would go to the Virtual Gravity, or Hyroad, or Cell Pearl, tons of them everywhere I travel, I have seen 0 Dynamo's.
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BrunsNick

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Re: LANE #1 ADVERTISING.......
« Reply #17 on: April 01, 2009, 04:27:21 PM »
How is it brilliant marketing when you alienate over half your consumers? (Women)

I can't imagine a woman ever walking into the shop and say "ooh, chainsaw massacre, ...cute."


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sluggo35

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Re: LANE #1 ADVERTISING.......
« Reply #18 on: April 01, 2009, 04:33:39 PM »
well when i see a lady bowling with the massacre ,i will fall in love.
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completebowler

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Re: LANE #1 ADVERTISING.......
« Reply #19 on: April 01, 2009, 04:42:56 PM »
BrunsNick.

I can't really see many wome looking for a rattler, sidewinder, or swarm either. Most women hate insects and reptiles.

Ya know?
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jls

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Re: LANE #1 ADVERTISING.......
« Reply #20 on: April 01, 2009, 04:56:41 PM »
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Definately not even close to "ball of the year", that would go to the Virtual Gravity, or Hyroad, or Cell Pearl, tons of them everywhere I travel, I have seen 0 Dynamo's.
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Oh Ya, you expect me to believe this is not the "ball of the year"

Oh ya,  like you expect me to believe that you have never seen a dynamo!!!

Oh ya, like you expect me to believe that there are a lot of Virtual's, Hyroads, Cells out there.

ACTUALLY,  you are 100% on the money.

Now I hope you don't mine hearing from the peanut gallery

The Sawheads will be all over your post.

Your in for it now!!!!!!  Now your going to get it.

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sluggo35

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Re: LANE #1 ADVERTISING.......
« Reply #21 on: April 01, 2009, 04:59:21 PM »
"YAWN"
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Kid Jete

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Re: LANE #1 ADVERTISING.......
« Reply #22 on: April 01, 2009, 05:05:16 PM »
Yeah real creative.  They ripped off Jason Voorhees and Leather Face.  I hope they get sued for their original ideas.

Oh and they even used the EXACT mask that was in the new movie.  Probably stole it off the movie site and photoshopped it.


Look familiar?

http://www.fridaythe13thmovie.com/media/downloads/wallpapers/get_wallpaper.html?image=1024/wallpaper_1-1024x768_np.jpg

Edited on 4/1/2009 5:10 PM
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jls

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« Reply #23 on: April 01, 2009, 05:18:54 PM »
The Truth,  Whats the problem, you don't like Taco's?

Oh boy, now I did it,  I said the Taco word, and now that makes me a racist.

I should have just said, "I want to cut the f-ing you know whats of that F-ing N-word Obama"   Like Jessie Jackson did on national TV.  That would have been OK.  Nothing racist about that.

sick f-ing world we live in

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KingofKings696

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Re: LANE #1 ADVERTISING.......
« Reply #24 on: April 01, 2009, 05:34:38 PM »
Ive been thinking.... All the auto commercials on TV do you think those are all over hyped for nothing? It increases the sales for example the dodge Nitro commercial where it jump starts the car and the car flies. Simply immpossible why do they do it? it makes their SUV look stronger and better than the rest. Same Idea here. Here try this make a product(if you have the capacity to) and sell 2 versions of it one where it is overhyped and sounds like the best and the other the bare truth facts(if this matches up with you this item is not going to be anything special but gets the job done) and tell me which item would you buy and which one do you think the NORMAL person would buy?
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jls

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Re: LANE #1 ADVERTISING.......
« Reply #25 on: April 01, 2009, 05:40:32 PM »
quote:
Ive been thinking.... All the auto commercials on TV do you think those are all over hyped for nothing? It increases the sales for example the dodge Nitro commercial where it jump starts the car and the car flies. Simply immpossible why do they do it? it makes their SUV look stronger and better than the rest. Same Idea here. Here try this make a product(if you have the capacity to) and sell 2 versions of it one where it is overhyped and sounds like the best and the other the bare truth facts(if this matches up with you this item is not going to be anything special but gets the job done) and tell me which item would you buy and which one do you think the NORMAL person would buy?



May I answer,  an idiot would probably buy the B.S. hyped one.

Now someone with a brain that doesn't drink $5.00 coffee from Star Bucks, might go with the one that speaks more of the truth.

If it says 59 peanuts in every bar,  I want to see 59 peanuts in every bar.

now

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completebowler

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Re: LANE #1 ADVERTISING.......
« Reply #26 on: April 01, 2009, 05:40:53 PM »
Yeah jls, you don't like hype but all you do is jump on here and talk smack to everyone. What a toughguy.

If you don't like sawheads then stay off the forums that are dedicated to that equipment.

If you don't like the equipment then there is no reason to "troll around" except to annoy and berate people.

So run along now little boy. Grown folk are talking about things way beyond your comprehension.

ARE WE CLEAR? BOY?

ARE WE CLEAR
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jls

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Re: LANE #1 ADVERTISING.......
« Reply #27 on: April 01, 2009, 05:47:57 PM »
Hey complete a hole,   I see you must be tired of getting ripped on over at Misc.  Boy they sure do have your number.  And they sure do make you look like a first class ahole.  

Now boy,  if you don't like what I post,  ask me,  go ahead and ask me boy, If I care what a dirt bag thinks!!!!!!!

Now,  please,  go pee pee on the toy toy, and please, since you probably still suck your thumb,  wash your hands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh and congrads,  your now an official sawhead wan a bee suck up.

btw

are we clear

ps

And it's ok if I say that,  cause I made it up.

still clear

ps ps

Your such a loser.

just in case you wanted to know


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jls

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Re: LANE #1 ADVERTISING.......
« Reply #28 on: April 01, 2009, 05:50:40 PM »
Complete,  btw boy,  there is no such brand of equipment called sawheads.

There is a Lane One which sawheads think they own, but they don't.

Si I will post here, and if you don't like it boy, ask me, go ahead and ask me, if I care.


and your such a loser

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bowlingnut07

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Re: LANE #1 ADVERTISING.......
« Reply #29 on: April 01, 2009, 06:19:42 PM »
im not even a sawhead . its just obvious that JLS is a supreme JACKAZZZ!!
anytime the word BUZZSAW or LANE#1 comes up JLS has to make some negative comment. GET A LIFE
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Re: LANE #1 ADVERTISING.......
« Reply #30 on: April 01, 2009, 06:34:14 PM »
I have seen one person use the Dynamo and he shot a big 146 with it, it hit like a marshmallow, he could not carry anything with it. He went back to his Big B stuff and shot pretty good with it.
  Lane One seems to stretch the truth alot, to much for my taste. JMO
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