Post by: AK47 on March 27, 2009, 02:42:42 AM
Chainsaw Massacre:
Core: Bomb MassaCore Patented Diamond
Cover Stock: Bleeder Pearl
Color: Cherry and Blood Red
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Post by: jls on March 27, 2009, 12:06:38 PM
And is this ball going to be the "ball of the Year"
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Post by: tuckingfenpin on March 27, 2009, 12:09:09 PM
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Post by: Steven on March 27, 2009, 12:13:45 PM
Didn't you find it useful to know that the Dynamo is the Lane#1 Ball of the Year, and that for optimal performance, the lanes should be 5 boards wider?
As a proshop operator, you have more information to convey to your customers. Hopefully, that has to be a good thing.
Post by: jls on March 27, 2009, 12:31:04 PM
quote:
Get off it already, you act like an immature 14 year old with O.C.D.
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Big B > *
Oh I see the sawheads are up.
What's the problem boy, you don't like it when someone calls out B.S. ads.
TOO BAD
"BALL OF THE YEAR" edit forgotten "ball of the year" in less then what, one month.
Now lets count to 10 and wait for Steven
now
are we clear
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jls
Edited on 3/27/2009 12:31 PM
Post by: jls on March 27, 2009, 12:38:05 PM
quote:
jls: More information is better than not having it at all.....
Didn't you find it useful to know that the Dynamo is the Lane#1 Ball of the Year, and that for optimal performance, the lanes should be 5 boards wider?
As a proshop operator, you have more information to convey to your customers. Hopefully, that has to be a good thing.
Steven, may I call you Steven. Actually still have not had a single customer ask for the "ball of the year"
However, sales of the Rogue Cell have been fabulous
Only been out about 10 days!!!
And didn't have to do a thing to the lanes.
just so you know
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jls
Post by: woodzx12 on March 27, 2009, 01:09:01 PM
quote:quote:
Get off it already, you act like an immature 14 year old with O.C.D.
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Big B > *
Oh I see the sawheads are up.
What's the problem boy, you don't like it when someone calls out B.S. ads.
TOO BAD
"BALL OF THE YEAR" edit forgotten "ball of the year" in less then what, one month.
Now lets count to 10 and wait for Steven
now
are we clear
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jls
Edited on 3/27/2009 12:31 PM
i bowl in four different houses and i dont see anybody using the dynamo. what i do see is rogue cells,cell pearls, and virtual gravitys. if the dynamo is the ball of the year. (i dont think so) the ball of the year is the virtual gravity. millions sold. the dynamo maybe 2 sold.....
Post by: jls on April 01, 2009, 11:52:55 AM
quote:
Nice ad..
I did notice that there were no performace claims made other than the usual "tear the cover off"
I ilke the art work as well.
As I said, I dont have a problem with the equipment, just the false claims they put in front of it..
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Motto: We have more balls than you!!
What false claims???
You mean, you mean.... you don't need the lanes 5 boards wider? Or did you mean that it's not the ball of the year?
I'm shocked, I'm mortified.
just so you know
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jls
Post by: bowlerdawg on April 01, 2009, 11:59:27 AM
YOUR SPENT BOY
get back in your hole
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Post by: Roy Munson on April 01, 2009, 12:00:48 PM
that's really old, even to you.
give it a rest.
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Post by: Kevspins2 on April 01, 2009, 12:21:37 PM
Post by: JessN16 on April 01, 2009, 01:23:33 PM
quote:
Hopefully they contacted New Line Cinema to pay royalties on that name. The connection is pretty clear in the ad.
I've wondered about that before. Brunswick, I think, makes a ball called the MTX. Not only does it have the same name, it has the exact same logo as the stereo equipment company.
Storm sells an overseas version of the Agent called "Special Agent 007." As protective as the Fleming estate is of anything James Bond-related (see the lawsuit over the movie "Thunderball" and use of SPECTRE) I can't believe that was allowed to slide.
Jess
Post by: tuckingfenpin on April 01, 2009, 01:34:27 PM
quote:quote:
Get off it already, you act like an immature 14 year old with O.C.D.
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Big B > *
Oh I see the sawheads are up.
What's the problem boy, you don't like it when someone calls out B.S. ads.
TOO BAD
"BALL OF THE YEAR" edit forgotten "ball of the year" in less then what, one month.
Now lets count to 10 and wait for Steven
now
are we clear
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jls
Edited on 3/27/2009 12:31 PM
Not to exactly feed the troll, but to clarify... I'm not a saw-head, don't own a L#1, nor have I ever thrown one. I'm just tired of your idiotic and immature insults towards a company you seem to have a personal vendetta against. I almost think some FoS member pissed in your cheerios to make you that angry towards one specific company.
And by the way, the only way to sell a product is to advertise..you, jls, are doing a fantastic job of keeping the L#1 brand a hot topic around these boards. You're actually helping them more then you're probably hindering them, even with the negative comments and threads you post towards their product, their company image, their fans, and even their president and employees.
Which also proves you have a personal issue with L#1. You can't seem to let it go.
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Big B > *
Post by: jls on April 01, 2009, 03:47:19 PM
quote:
jls = Just Loves Saws
I like that, I think I will use it.
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jls
Post by: jls on April 01, 2009, 03:52:57 PM
quote:quote:quote:
Get off it already, you act like an immature 14 year old with O.C.D.
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Big B > *
Oh I see the sawheads are up.
What's the problem boy, you don't like it when someone calls out B.S. ads.
TOO BAD
"BALL OF THE YEAR" edit forgotten "ball of the year" in less then what, one month.
Now lets count to 10 and wait for Steven
now
are we clear
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jls
Edited on 3/27/2009 12:31 PM
Not to exactly feed the troll, but to clarify... I'm not a saw-head, don't own a L#1, nor have I ever thrown one. I'm just tired of your idiotic and immature insults towards a company you seem to have a personal vendetta against. I almost think some FoS member pissed in your cheerios to make you that angry towards one specific company.
And by the way, the only way to sell a product is to advertise..you, jls, are doing a fantastic job of keeping the L#1 brand a hot topic around these boards. You're actually helping them more then you're probably hindering them, even with the negative comments and threads you post towards their product, their company image, their fans, and even their president and employees.
Which also proves you have a personal issue with L#1. You can't seem to let it go.
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Big B > *
I know, I know, I said the same thing to Steven in another thread.
I think lane One should pay me
And of course.
Make me a member of the F.O.S.
Now as for the rest of your stupid insulting post. Listen up boy, If you want to hear B.S. then find. But when I read an Ad, I would like to hear the f-ing truth!!!!!!!
Advertising is one thing, ridiculous hype is another.
Now if you don't like what I post, why not use your childish iggy feature.
In fact, why not iggy everyone, then when your whole page goes blank, you can talk to yourself.
Now
are we clear
btw, you qualify as a sawhead. Most of them probably never bought a Lane One ball new either, They shop Ebay.
Now you bore me,
still clear
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jls
Edited on 4/1/2009 3:59 PM
Post by: JD74 on April 01, 2009, 04:14:43 PM
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Post by: BrunsNick on April 01, 2009, 04:27:21 PM
I can't imagine a woman ever walking into the shop and say "ooh, chainsaw massacre, ...cute."
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Post by: sluggo35 on April 01, 2009, 04:33:39 PM
Post by: completebowler on April 01, 2009, 04:42:56 PM
I can't really see many wome looking for a rattler, sidewinder, or swarm either. Most women hate insects and reptiles.
Ya know?
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Post by: jls on April 01, 2009, 04:56:41 PM
quote:
Definately not even close to "ball of the year", that would go to the Virtual Gravity, or Hyroad, or Cell Pearl, tons of them everywhere I travel, I have seen 0 Dynamo's.
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480 rpms
300
800(1)
Average 220+
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BOWL TO WIN!
Oh Ya, you expect me to believe this is not the "ball of the year"
Oh ya, like you expect me to believe that you have never seen a dynamo!!!
Oh ya, like you expect me to believe that there are a lot of Virtual's, Hyroads, Cells out there.
ACTUALLY, you are 100% on the money.
Now I hope you don't mine hearing from the peanut gallery
The Sawheads will be all over your post.
Your in for it now!!!!!! Now your going to get it.
just so you know
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jls
Post by: sluggo35 on April 01, 2009, 04:59:21 PM
Post by: Kid Jete on April 01, 2009, 05:05:16 PM
Oh and they even used the EXACT mask that was in the new movie. Probably stole it off the movie site and photoshopped it.
Look familiar?
http://www.fridaythe13thmovie.com/media/downloads/wallpapers/get_wallpaper.html?image=1024/wallpaper_1-1024x768_np.jpg
Edited on 4/1/2009 5:10 PM
Post by: jls on April 01, 2009, 05:18:54 PM
Oh boy, now I did it, I said the Taco word, and now that makes me a racist.
I should have just said, "I want to cut the f-ing you know whats of that F-ing N-word Obama" Like Jessie Jackson did on national TV. That would have been OK. Nothing racist about that.
sick f-ing world we live in
just in case you wanted to know
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jls
Post by: KingofKings696 on April 01, 2009, 05:34:38 PM
Post by: jls on April 01, 2009, 05:40:32 PM
quote:
Ive been thinking.... All the auto commercials on TV do you think those are all over hyped for nothing? It increases the sales for example the dodge Nitro commercial where it jump starts the car and the car flies. Simply immpossible why do they do it? it makes their SUV look stronger and better than the rest. Same Idea here. Here try this make a product(if you have the capacity to) and sell 2 versions of it one where it is overhyped and sounds like the best and the other the bare truth facts(if this matches up with you this item is not going to be anything special but gets the job done) and tell me which item would you buy and which one do you think the NORMAL person would buy?
May I answer, an idiot would probably buy the B.S. hyped one.
Now someone with a brain that doesn't drink $5.00 coffee from Star Bucks, might go with the one that speaks more of the truth.
If it says 59 peanuts in every bar, I want to see 59 peanuts in every bar.
now
are we clear
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jls
Post by: completebowler on April 01, 2009, 05:40:53 PM
If you don't like sawheads then stay off the forums that are dedicated to that equipment.
If you don't like the equipment then there is no reason to "troll around" except to annoy and berate people.
So run along now little boy. Grown folk are talking about things way beyond your comprehension.
ARE WE CLEAR? BOY?
ARE WE CLEAR
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Post by: jls on April 01, 2009, 05:47:57 PM
Now boy, if you don't like what I post, ask me, go ahead and ask me boy, If I care what a dirt bag thinks!!!!!!!
Now, please, go pee pee on the toy toy, and please, since you probably still suck your thumb, wash your hands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh and congrads, your now an official sawhead wan a bee suck up.
btw
are we clear
ps
And it's ok if I say that, cause I made it up.
still clear
ps ps
Your such a loser.
just in case you wanted to know
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jls
Post by: jls on April 01, 2009, 05:50:40 PM
There is a Lane One which sawheads think they own, but they don't.
Si I will post here, and if you don't like it boy, ask me, go ahead and ask me, if I care.
and your such a loser
just so you know
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jls
Post by: bowlingnut07 on April 01, 2009, 06:19:42 PM
anytime the word BUZZSAW or LANE#1 comes up JLS has to make some negative comment. GET A LIFE
Post by: sevenpin63 on April 01, 2009, 06:34:14 PM
Lane One seems to stretch the truth alot, to much for my taste. JMO
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Post by: Frederick on April 01, 2009, 08:33:17 PM
Are we clear??? Is that the best you can come up with? You must think your clever... I would really like to meet you in person to see if your really that much of a tough guy. My guess is probably not since I called you out last time and you never responded. Your nothing but a pathetic loser that hides behind a cpu screen. Looking forward to your typical jls response. I need a good laugh... Bring it on loser...
Post by: Kid Jete on April 01, 2009, 09:47:53 PM
Post by: dizzyfugu on April 02, 2009, 07:00:53 AM
Besides, where is the skull engraving on the ball and the slogan "Use only if you want to do some damage (TM)"?
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Post by: jls on April 02, 2009, 09:56:41 AM
Your a typical two bit lowlife sawhead wan a bee suck up, who buys his balls on Ebay, used!!!!!
Since 1994-1995, I have probably bought 10-20-50 times mores balls from Lane One.... New full price.... then a loser wan a bee suck up like you.
Ain't no way losers like you were buying Lane One balls all those years when they were selling in pro shops at $229-$259. Now they have gone down in price by about $40 a ball. And still ain't no way you losers are paying full price.
You buy them on Ebay and then come on this site and brag about your arsenal.
Now if you approve of their type of advertising, good for you. I do not like it. And since I'm from Chicago the home of Obama, I will voice my opinion.
Now if you don't like that, you poor excuse for a human, TOO BAD.
Now as a real pro shop, not a wan a bee like you, I have still not seen one of these Dynamo's in action. Been out 3 months!!!!! Not one single request for the ball!!!!!
"ball of the year" give me a break.
Now loser boy, not now or before knocking the quality of this or any Lane One ball. JUST STATING THE FACTS... Have not seen anyone use this ball. And I'm not from Mayberry, We have about 9 mil. in the metro area......
What you losers don't understand is this, shops like mine buy Lane One balls and sell them....... Losers like you buy used on Ebay.....
So just who do you think is really supporting Lane One????
you poor excuse for a human
are we clear <<<<<<< btw, that's a jls trademark... don't use it loser boy, come up with your own..... Oh that might require a thought!!!!
Like thats going to happen.
Oh an BTW, you have my address!!!!
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jls
Edited on 4/2/2009 10:52 AM
Post by: jls on April 02, 2009, 10:50:34 AM
"producing a huge wave of force"
This is where I started to lose respect for Lane One's Advertising.
I thought it was it rather poor taste to name a bowling ball after a disater that killed hundreds of thousands of people.
Now some sawhead losers seem to think I hate lane One, not so. I just don't like some of their hyped up Ads....
Now most recently they came out with the Dynamo. And proclaimed it, "ball of the year" Some people questioned what that meant. And the responce to them was not pretty.......
Now to me, a person with some commonsense, a "ball of the year" is something that has been a MAJOR performer and seller, in the past year!!!!
Not some new ball that has just been released!!!!!
Who declared it the "ball of the year" was asked..... The answer... the F.O.S.
Give me a break.................
"if the AD says 59 peanuts in every candy bar, I expect 59 peanuts in every candy bar"
Now sawheads, who buy on Ebay... used.... seem to feel that anything Lane One says.... is the gosple..... Well it ain't.....
Now sure every company hypes their lines, But I don't recall Storm shouting that their balls, the Virtual or the Hyroad are the balls of the year!!!!
And if anyone can or should declare a ball, the ball of the year.... It is them...... Cause they not only perform.... they sell.....
Now we have sold or had request for every new ball released in the past 6 months.... except for the Dynamo...... Not one request for this ball....
Not one even brought in for drilling that was bought online.... Tho we drill balls bought online just about every single day of the year!!!!
Have not seen one in any house in my area.....Now not knocking the balls performance.... cause I have never seen one, nor do I no of any human who has bowled with one...
So yes, maybe I'm upset.... cause we made the lanes 5 boards wider... FOR NOTHING!!!!!!!!!! oops
Now for all you two bit lowlifes... sawheads who brag about your Buzzsaws... which are usually bought USED on ebay.... feel free to fire away.
But ask yourself this.... Do you really think I care what you think????
Really, ask yourself that....
I don't.
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jls
Edited on 4/2/2009 10:55 AM
Post by: Kid Jete on April 02, 2009, 12:18:12 PM
quote:
Which company poured the mold for the hockey mask in the ad?
Teehheee.... it funny cuz it truuue.
Post by: Frederick on April 02, 2009, 01:56:31 PM
quote:Another typical response from jls. Keep them comin loser.
DRF1542, HEY BOY, if you don't like what I say, you can always iggy it.
Your a typical two bit lowlife sawhead wan a bee suck up, who buys his balls on Ebay, used!!!!!
Since 1994-1995, I have probably bought 10-20-50 times mores balls from Lane One.... New full price.... then a loser wan a bee suck up like you.
Ain't no way losers like you were buying Lane One balls all those years when they were selling in pro shops at $229-$259. Now they have gone down in price by about $40 a ball. And still ain't no way you losers are paying full price.
You buy them on Ebay and then come on this site and brag about your arsenal.
Now if you approve of their type of advertising, good for you. I do not like it. And since I'm from Chicago the home of Obama, I will voice my opinion.
Now if you don't like that, you poor excuse for a human, TOO BAD.
Now as a real pro shop, not a wan a bee like you, I have still not seen one of these Dynamo's in action. Been out 3 months!!!!! Not one single request for the ball!!!!!
"ball of the year" give me a break.
Now loser boy, not now or before knocking the quality of this or any Lane One ball. JUST STATING THE FACTS... Have not seen anyone use this ball. And I'm not from Mayberry, We have about 9 mil. in the metro area......
What you losers don't understand is this, shops like mine buy Lane One balls and sell them....... Losers like you buy used on Ebay.....
So just who do you think is really supporting Lane One????
you poor excuse for a human
are we clear <<<<<<< btw, that's a jls trademark... don't use it loser boy, come up with your own..... Oh that might require a thought!!!!
Like thats going to happen.
Oh an BTW, you have my address!!!!
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jls
Edited on 4/2/2009 10:52 AM
Oh yeah thanx for PM with your address. Its probably the wrong one but I go to Chicago twice a year so eventually I'll find out. Hopefully we can meet so I can see if you still have that smart a** mouth in person. My guess is probably not. You just hide behind the cpu and talk Sh## because your a pathetic insecure little boy..
Post by: jls on April 02, 2009, 02:36:54 PM
Now pull your head out of your butt and try to find your PAP.
The only one talking and or acting like a tough guy is you, big mouth.
Statements of fact are not "tough guy talk"
But sawheads like you don't like it when someone dares to question Lane One's type of hyped up ads. So you hide behind tough guy talk and try to make out like the other guy is....
Now listen boy, I don't care how many trips you make to Chicago. Now go ahead and talk you bad boy bad butt talk all you want.
Your a sawhead wan a bee suck up. And I seriously doubt that your day care center makes two trips a year to Chicago.
And, please, wash your heads, and wipe the brown stuff off your nose you sawhead suck up.
Now please let me know when or if you are coming, so I can hide.
You know the term "tough guy talk" on the computor was invented by coffee drinking geeks who surf the net in their underwear.
just in case you wanted to know
btw, ask me, go ahead and ask me, If I care what pond scum thinks!!!!!
I don't
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jls
Post by: bowlerdawg on April 02, 2009, 02:45:31 PM
your such an moron
you have shed no light to the original posters question
you = troll
now you have been elected head troll
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I'm your huckleberry
Post by: jls on April 02, 2009, 02:54:58 PM
You think you are impressing people by your tough guy talk. Your not, just like you can't impress anyone with your replies, cause your too stupid to actually address a topic.
80 replies on another Thread about Lane One, zero from you.
Your a poor excuse for a human trying to impress sawheads. That is sad.
You lack the knowledge to actually address a subject. So instead you talk tough guy talk, "I like to meet him" B.F.S.
Now you know and I know and everyone on this site knows, your mommy and your day care center won't allow you to come to here. So why don't you drop the tough guy talk, little boy, grow up, and try to address the topic.
You see, you poor excuse for a human, that's what people do on this site.
They debate their point of views against others. Only two bit lowlifes like you, who lack the knowledge to debate, come on with your B.S. "I like to meet him" talk.
Do you really think I'm scared??? Are you that big of an idiot.
You watch too much TV.... grow up child.
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jls
Post by: jls on April 02, 2009, 02:57:14 PM
quote:
wow jls thanks for sharing all your professional advertising opinions with us on P2
your such an moron
you have shed no light to the original posters question
you = troll
now you have been elected head troll
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I'm your huckleberry
B-dawg, Troll is a word that little geek boys invented and is used by two bit lowlifes, like yourself, who try to impress sawheads.
Your a sad little man, or should I say boy.
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jls
Post by: Frederick on April 02, 2009, 03:12:27 PM
quote:I would ask you if you kiss your mom with that mouth but in this case its your fingers doing the talking and I don't really want to know what you do to your mom with your fingers..
DRF1542, BTW I see once again you can not address the topic of a thread. Over 40 replies on this thread, but yet you do not address the topic, you simply come on and act like Mighty Jo Mary, a big bad tough guy.
You think you are impressing people by your tough guy talk. Your not, just like you can't impress anyone with your replies, cause your too stupid to actually address a topic.
80 replies on another Thread about Lane One, zero from you.
Your a poor excuse for a human trying to impress sawheads. That is sad.
You lack the knowledge to actually address a subject. So instead you talk tough guy talk, "I like to meet him" B.F.S.
Now you know and I know and everyone on this site knows, your mommy and your day care center won't allow you to come to here. So why don't you drop the tough guy talk, little boy, grow up, and try to address the topic.
You see, you poor excuse for a human, that's what people do on this site.
They debate their point of views against others. Only two bit lowlifes like you, who lack the knowledge to debate, come on with your B.S. "I like to meet him" talk.
Do you really think I'm scared??? Are you that big of an idiot.
You watch too much TV.... grow up child.
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jls
Post by: Frederick on April 02, 2009, 03:14:57 PM
1640 w 71st street
Chicago, il 60636
Post by: jls on April 02, 2009, 03:19:40 PM
Now there is about 40 minutes till womens golf comes on.
So if you are going to fire back, do it soon please.
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jls
Post by: jls on April 02, 2009, 03:21:15 PM
quote:
Is this your real address jls?
1640 w 71st street
Chicago, il 60636
Third house from the corner, north side of the street.
just so you know
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jls
Post by: Buddy Christ on April 02, 2009, 03:25:09 PM
quote:quote:
Is this your real address jls?
1640 w 71st street
Chicago, il 60636
Third house from the corner, north side of the street.
just so you know
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jls
Gimme a call if you have any stalkers in front of your place, jls. I'm not too far from that area, with a lot of built up aggression.
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Sean from Chicago
KILLWHITNEYDEAD
Post by: jls on April 02, 2009, 03:27:44 PM
quote:quote:quote:
Is this your real address jls?
1640 w 71st street
Chicago, il 60636
Third house from the corner, north side of the street.
just so you know
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jls
Gimme a call if you have any stalkers in front of your place, jls. I'm not too far from that area, with a lot of built up aggression.
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Sean from Chicago
KILLWHITNEYDEAD
Thanks I will.
Are you a Chicago Policemen too?
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jls
Post by: absoluteisanidiot on April 02, 2009, 03:29:14 PM
I'm sure we are CLEAR NOW.
Post by: Buddy Christ on April 02, 2009, 03:29:55 PM
quote:
Thanks I will.
Are you a Chicago Policemen too?
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jls
LOL Hell no. My intelligence is too great for that work force, and I tend to be a people person, rather than just an a-hole.
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Sean from Chicago
KILLWHITNEYDEAD
Post by: jls on April 02, 2009, 03:34:15 PM
quote:
Ok let's go over a day in the life of jls, first wake up 5am run to computer go to ballreviews click on Lane#1 forum, spew poison about the company all day make sure you say "are we clear" 25 times by the way that's really gay. Go to bed 2am wake up and do it all over again. You had to be the kid in your high school that got beat up daily by the punks in your school. You also got to be that kid that put lifters on his shoes so he could reach 5'1" so you could see eye to eye with the fatties of your school. jls the little man who's trying to become a bigger man behind his computer. jls good luck to you buddy we wish the best for you because now that I think about it you also had to be that kid who wore diapers all the way to 5 years old, I can see it now walking around all day long with your diaper full and crying and your parents saying will someone shut that kid up.
I'm sure we are CLEAR NOW.
absoluteisanidiot
Yes very clear, Your sign name fits you to a tee!!! especially the idiot part.
Maybe you could have this to your sign name. Your a first class A-hole!!!
It will fit.
Now in the famous words of a west coast valley doll
"whatever"
you do know what it means when a west coast valley doll says, "whatever"
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jls
Edited on 4/2/2009 3:35 PM
Edited on 4/2/2009 3:35 PM
Post by: absoluteisanidiot on April 02, 2009, 03:42:50 PM
Post by: jls on April 02, 2009, 03:48:34 PM
quote:
Come on jls that's the best you got? I need more from you or I'll have to stop putting you down.
Ok Ok, I'm sorry, I not myself today. You see, "i'm all shock up" cause the big bad wolf is coming to town to eat me.....
Now just as soon as I feel the coast is clear, I will try to address you in a manner that will make you proud of me....
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jls
Post by: absoluteisanidiot on April 02, 2009, 03:53:24 PM
Post by: absoluteisanidiot on April 02, 2009, 03:55:20 PM
Post by: jls on April 02, 2009, 04:08:25 PM
quote:
Would it be alright to ask you what pro shop you work for in Chicago.?
No, because the big bad wolf is listening!!!!
And he wants to eat me!!!!!!
Now I must leave this site forever.
I'm going to miss f-ing with the sawheads.
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jls