Ok I'll take a stab:
Super Carbide Bomb- just like you said, hooks at your toes and keeps going. Don't even bother you haven't seen Noah and his Ark in your center.
Solid Uranium- this ball is a beast. I like it because I throw with some speed and this ball recovers like mad, yet still gives you plenty of arc early in the lane. Pretty even but very hard arcing. I use it on fresh, heavy, and carry down, or any combination of the three.
Hybrid Dirty Bomb- I didn't like this ball. That is just me- for whatever reason the ball skated thru the break point way worse than anything I had at the time. My theory is that the layout I had on it caused it to over flare, causing me to lose whatever reaction it was supposed to give me. It ended up with a full ounce of side weight after drilling; seemed like it just loped down the lane. I traded it for a Bullet.
Dirty Bomb- I put this as a little stronger than the Uranium Pearl just because it gives you a sharper breakpoint. Still controllable though, and I have never seen so many messengers. My style causes me to need a little dry/breakdown to use this, or at least fresh with flying backends. Works great on any of these.
Uranium Pearl- this is my ball of choice on wood lanes, although my center has synthetics. The few times I have busted out this bad boy on wood, I literally felt invincible. I felt that EVERY ball was going to be a strike. Predictable, early roll, arcy. Devastating pin carry. This one I use if my Dirty Bomb starts reading dry to quickly on synthetics because the U.P. is more controllable/predictable.
H20- I haven't had the pleasure yet. My teammate threw one and loved it. Looked like it carried just as well as any of the other Buzzsaws. I have hesitated simply because it is designed to go LONG and then make a sideways turn. I would love to try it on light oil or broken down conditions, but I just don't see enough of these conditions in conjunction with my style that would cause me to buy the ball. Besides, I have a Cherry Bomb pearl that fits here as well as a Pearl Carbide Bomb. I also have an undrilled Emerald Pearl and an undrilled Silver Diamond that would fit here if I ever needed something else. Makes it tough to justify getting one.
Bullet- Nice control piece for funky conditions. The ball WILL hook if you have enough dry boards to work with, and won't overreact. Great on toasted heads on a Saturday evening or Sunday morning when they haven't oiled in a day or two. Also great for point and shoot if you can't figure out where to play the lanes; just launch it off the corner!
XXXL- One of the few I haven't tried. I have a Skull Ball and a Bullet- these pretty much cover me for dry/light. I would trade my Skull for a XXXL just on principle, however, to be completely loyal to Lane #1. Can't personally justify buying one though.
*** I do want to try the new SCB polished! I haven't ever polished one of my SCBs and I think this one could be a monster! I am guessing it would replace my Solid Uranium pretty nicely, but I am not sure on that.
Hope I didn't leave anything out. You asked for current so I didn't spend too much time on my Blueberry, PCB, Solid Carbide, Gold Nugget, or BCB. Hope this helps.
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