A man quietly walks into a meeting for the forming of a new fall bowling league. The secretary notices that he is new, and asks for his name and if he has a team. The man stands and says, "my name is David, but you may call me Saw Mill, or Mr. Saw Mill if you please; I am a Buzzsaw user and a member of the F.O.S., I have no team, for with my SAWS, I AM the team.
The league room grows silent, and one by one, team captains missing a member shout, "I'll take him, no I will!" The league president says, "well Mr Saw Mill, seems you need to make a choice of who you want to bowl with." At that moment in walks a man with dark black hair, straight out of a mob picture, and says, "he'll bowl for none of them because he's bowling for us!" The president asks, "who are you, and who is us?" The man firmly speaks, " I am Mr. Buzzsaw, and my fellow bowling constituents are triggerman, JPRLane1, Doug Sterner, and we will bear the name F.O.S., which for those who are here to learn how to bowl, stands for Fellowship of The Saws!!
The rest, as you know how well Saws score, is sawdust history!!
Hope some found that funny, and it would be interesting to see a league of nothing but Saw users, even if on this site.
Dave
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Regardless of what the pins are made of, you can still SAW 'Em Up! Mess with F.O.S. and get CUT like all the rest!!