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Sir Bowl-A-Lot

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Who is Clump?
« on: November 05, 2003, 12:18:20 AM »
Does anyone know who Clump really is?  Does he work for Lane#1?  He posts an awful lot on here about Lane#1 and now his mug dons the new Gold Nugget flyer, so he must be pretty important to Lane#1...
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SrKegler

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Re: Who is Clump?
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2003, 03:31:39 PM »
No one really knows.  If you find out, let me know


I'ms fixin' ta Clump y'all up and after I gets done with y'all y'all are gonna looks like you'z done fell from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
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TTforshort

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Re: Who is Clump?
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2003, 05:24:54 PM »
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Heck it's been Dave the whole time even back when I was running the site.
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I always thought that Scott was previously running the site.

If I remember right, you were just SSB499.

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Saw Mill

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Re: Who is Clump?
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2003, 06:40:29 PM »
Course I am, I mean He is important to Lane 1.  I talk to Clump alot, and so does the manly Pchee. Clump and I got off on the wrong foot once, BUT fellow Sawheads do not stay mad at each other for long, afterall we ar family (ooo, I feel a song coming on):

We are Family,
I got all my Saws with me.
We are family,
Saw the pins and watch them Dance!

Pheeeewee, got that song from way back, it was the song that the Brothers Sledge never released, so their sisters turned it into a big hit, just changed a few words, so it was not a bowling song.  Too bad the brothers never finished it, and released it.

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Curly

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Re: Who is Clump?
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2003, 07:02:25 PM »
Man, this whole thing reminds me of my own struggle with multiple personality disorder! Its not easy being Dennis Rodman, Tommy Chong, Madonna, and myself.....all at the same time. Huh?
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Saw Mill

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Re: Who is Clump?
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2003, 07:10:15 PM »
It's just like the old tootsie-roll, tootsie-pop question (how many licks does it take to get to the center), the world may NEVER know, but I am sure, that there are some that know.  I know, Clump knows, and so does the user that is Clump knows, and so does Lane 1.

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Bjaardker

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Re: Who is Clump?
« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2003, 09:50:32 PM »
For some reason I remember that Saw Mill (Dave) used to be Stormy Lane & a big fan of everything Storm made.

By that point in time LUMP was already posting in the Lane#1 section.

So... Either Dave has REALLY separate personalities, so separate they throw different bowling balls, or those who think it's Dave are barking up the wrong tree.

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Brickguy221

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Re: Who is Clump?
« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2003, 09:58:11 PM »
Keep on guessing
Cause you'll never know
If Clump is Saw Mill
Ho Ho Ho

And....If I was a betting man, I would bet that Clump is not Saw Mill
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Shoutout33

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Re: Who is Clump?
« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2003, 04:56:58 AM »
With all due respect to the Saw heads around the globe. Why the hell is this so damn important?!? As long as I get an answer in 24hrs to a question that I direct to Mr. Clump personally, I could care less. OK, I will admit that Mr. Clump is funny as hell! But other than that it's just a really good marketing scheme that keeps these forums fresh.

This of course is entirely my personal opinion, because some of ya'll think Mr. Clump should work on his spelling. Well, I'll let you in on a little secret, when the Clumpster gets pissed, he speaks extremely well. Take a look at the topic "Rudy made $1000 more than The Dragon", then come speak to me.
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michelle

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Re: Who is Clump?
« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2003, 11:08:03 AM »
I thought it got pointed out some time waaaaaay back that clump's thoughts and clues to clump's identity could be found online at http://clump.diaryland.com/
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Re: Who is Clump?
« Reply #10 on: November 06, 2003, 11:16:24 AM »
Leftside.  Clump just proved that he is not Dave.  I don't think Dave would have typed that if he had a gun to his head.  Plus he would not have called you the stuff he did in the beginning.  I tell you the truth I always thought in the beginning it was Scott trying to stir up the pot.  Draw more attention to the site and his advertisers.  Get stuff talking.  I thought it cause the ploys were very similar to the enter this tournament so I can clump you stuff.
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michelle

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Re: Who is Clump?
« Reply #11 on: November 06, 2003, 11:28:46 AM »
Actually card, I guess it could still be Dave...I'm sure we have a user going by the name of god...and I know we used to have a user who always signed off as dammit (where is Dee anyhow?) and then there is me.  Nobody has ever accused clump of having grammar skills...clump's are worse than some on ebay that have those mad engrish skillz
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Sir Bowl-A-Lot

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Re: Who is Clump?
« Reply #12 on: November 07, 2003, 10:32:49 AM »
So is he affiliated with Lane#1 or not?
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A_P_K

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Re: Who is Clump?
« Reply #13 on: November 07, 2003, 12:05:18 PM »
If I had to take a stab at this matter, I'd say he's affiliated with Lane 1.


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