The bugs are so big they'd send New York rats running for cover.
There's a reason that troublemakers are called "spammers." Anyone ever tried to eat Spam? It's like solid off-pink jello.
As if we don't get enough politics from a couple hundred news channels that have all been saying the same thing for the last couple YEARS.
Proper cursing, however vulgar, is an art. The language filter has turned that art into a boyband whose members are Ron Jeremy, Plamor, Rocky Dennis, Flea, and the fat guy from Bowling for Soup.
The spellchecker still can't fix English words. Maybe it was programmed by Snoop Dogg?
Any more?
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The whenever-I-feel-like-updating-my-signature series by Hamster, presenting a quote from Shrek 2.
"Shrek?"
"For you baby, I could be . ."