Blah, blah, blah. Yes, you've come on here and told everybody how great you are and how you would beat everybody. Blah, blah, blah. What kind of shot would you beat everybody on, THS? We know it wouldnt be on dry lanes, don't we? Probably wouldn't be on a flood either. If somebody pulled a C-note out of his wallet and said "match it and let's bowl", your sphincter would tighten up so much you couldn't pull a needle thru it with a John Deere (that is if you could even scrounge up a hundred).
Have fun in your fantasy world.