I'd take the 900 on Angel food cake.
Set down my ball, take it home, step out of my shoes, offer the rest of the balls for sale, walk out of the center with the ball, put it on a shelf with the local article about myself. Stop by the center once in a while to pontificate. Never throw another shot again.
Find another sport to dominate. Maybe go back to golf and see how many sub 60s I could shoot(No not tour level courses)!
REgards,
Luckylefty
PS is he lefty or righty? Cranker or stroker, high speed or low speed. Drilling? Oily or dryer? Length of pattern? Anything known?
PPS There will probably never be a 900 shot on a sport condition. If so maybe 1 in the next 100 years!