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KenCanFightBear

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What would you name your bowling ball?
« on: August 05, 2004, 10:35:53 PM »
If you had the chance to name your own bowling ball line, what would it be?  For example, if you could come up with the next line for Track, what would you call it?

I find that names really market a ball well so this would be a very crucial step in the bowling ball business.
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J_Mac

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Re: What would you name your bowling ball?
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2004, 01:42:42 PM »
Track Rack Shredders
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It's kinda hard to read the lane if you don't know their language...
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J_Mac

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Re: What would you name your bowling ball?
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2004, 01:44:54 PM »
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It's kinda hard to read the lane if you don't know their language...
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UCFKnight300

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Re: What would you name your bowling ball?
« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2004, 01:55:50 PM »
I thought Brunswick should have came out with the monster mash. Or a KillR.  
A friend of mine wants to see a radiation zone, bright green.

Mike
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J_Mac

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Re: What would you name your bowling ball?
« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2004, 01:56:12 PM »
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It's kinda hard to read the lane if you don't know their language...
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9andaWiggle

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Re: What would you name your bowling ball?
« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2004, 02:17:51 PM »
It would make the most since to call it the "Stupid Piece of S--t!" line, since the majority of bowlers are sub 200 avg, and they always refer to their ball as the above when they have a bad night (more often than not).  So make it simple, this way they won't have to remember a new name.

"Hey Bob, watcha throwing?"

"Oh, it's a Stupid Piece of S--t!"

"Maybe I oughta get me a Piece of S--t.  Hey proshop guy, you got a Piece of
S--t you can sell me?"

"Hey Bob, look what I got from the pro-shop guy!  It's a real Piece of S--t, just like yours!"



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UtahBowler

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Re: What would you name your bowling ball?
« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2004, 06:11:56 PM »
"brass"
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charlest

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Re: What would you name your bowling ball?
« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2004, 06:23:12 PM »
"A rose by any other name would smell as sweet".

If a name, a label is so important to you, call it anything you like.

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Psychoballtester

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Re: What would you name your bowling ball?
« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2004, 10:55:22 PM »
Ok,

This topic seems familiar,but with a non
corny kick.

Did a tread or so 27 pages of post ago,lol!!!!
Nuff typed,so here goes!How About...

Brunswick-Fuze Anniliator,Fuze Destroyer
Lane #1-Silver Bullet,Cruise Missle,Megaton Bomb
Roto Grip-Big Bang
Track-Phenominal

Ok,thats enough of the real-like names heres some
odd goofy ones!Ok,ok,ok,so I'm kinda bored.

BTW,these are BRAND NEW entries,not the ones I posted on a simaliar
topic a month or so ago.

They are as follows:
Brunswick-Insane Inferno,Insecure Inferno,Blasted Inferno,
Demand Zone,Complain Zone,Monster Bragger,Monster Tweener
Columbia-Detox,Fired,Flopside Crock,Flopside Manic,
Messager,Messager Thai Taniyum
Ebonite-Apex Obsruction,No Time Pearl
Dyna-Thane-Comedy,Garage
Hammer-,Pig Glue,Vicious Stroke,
Lane#1-Buzzsaw C/Cowhide,Cranium Buzzsaw,The Skillet,The Mullet
Hammer-No Deal
Storm-Big Zit Particle,Shot Rod Pro Shock,Tear Factor,Triple Xcited
Track-Stash,Phenom Unreached,Tweek,Tweek Out,Super Tweek
The Smell.

Thats enough for now!

See ya around peeps,

Psycho.B.T
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Re: What would you name your bowling ball?
« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2004, 11:53:33 PM »
The Union  You know it's going to strike.

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