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General Category => Miscellaneous => Topic started by: Jeffrevs on November 04, 2004, 09:50:00 PM

Title: All Join if you dare!!
Post by: Jeffrevs on November 04, 2004, 09:50:00 PM

Yep...I'll start it.....the sub 500 club right here baby!!! RIGHT FREAKING HERE !!!!!  I'm man enough to say that I suck so bad I can't break 5 on a THS!!!
I'll start!
492!

It's nights like that where you wonder what in the Hell you're doing with 4 or 5 other balls ?!?
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JEFF
I think I'm finally starting to catch on.....

Edited on 11/5/2004 6:56 AM

Title: Re: All Join if you dare!!
Post by: Nollster on November 05, 2004, 05:58:16 AM

I gotcha beat Jeff!!  432 here!!!  Almost lost to the blind.....TWICE!!!

Title: Re: All Join if you dare!!
Post by: Jeffrevs on November 05, 2004, 06:38:02 AM

I feel it Jim....I feel it !!!!!  I felt like I was blind last night !
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JEFF
I think I'm finally starting to catch on.....

Title: Re: All Join if you dare!!
Post by: Jeffrevs on November 05, 2004, 08:15:34 AM

Thanks Thaxon.....that kind of makes me feel better!
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JEFF
I think I'm finally starting to catch on.....

Title: Re: All Join if you dare!!
Post by: TheBowlingKid25 on November 05, 2004, 08:23:40 AM

Im usually happy to shoot 500
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And why would I "saw" pins in half, THATS A WASTE OF PINS!

Title: Re: All Join if you dare!!
Post by: Nollster on November 05, 2004, 08:31:05 AM

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Im usually happy to shoot 500

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I start each night saying "Tonight, I join the 700 club!!" only to be hideously shot down!!  Dare to dream -- can you imagine the chicks those 700 Clubbers get??  And the parties they must have!!

Title: Re: All Join if you dare!!
Post by: TTforshort on November 05, 2004, 09:01:22 AM

My elite men's league bowled for 5 weeks before anyone broke 600. I was bowling injured. I had to execute perfectly or I was in terrible pain. I managed a 612.
I can barely break 500 now.

Our house has no concern for lane conditions. The shot changes from night to night. Plenty of oil, you just don't know where it will be. There is no way our shot can be called a THS.

The higher average bowlers are now breaking into the low 6's. Last week, anything over 500 was spectacular.

TT

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"Following the course of least resistance makes for crooked rivers and crooked men."

Title: Re: All Join if you dare!!
Post by: Ragnar on November 05, 2004, 10:13:28 AM

J M, are you sure that Jeffrevs isn't Imabaggernow?  Sounds suspicious to me.  Of course we can find out - get drunk and challenge Jeff to a 50-50-100 match.
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"Things fall apart; the center cannot hold; mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,"
Ragnar sure likes to throw his purdy Uranium Buzzsaw.

Title: Re: All Join if you dare!!
Post by: Jeffrevs on November 05, 2004, 10:21:10 AM

nice try Rags! even I don't stoop that low...........
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JEFF
I think I'm finally starting to catch on.....

Title: Re: All Join if you dare!!
Post by: TwoFourEightNineNine on November 05, 2004, 12:47:14 PM

You should have gone home after the first game.
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-Jeremy Vitug


It is YOU who decides what happens on the lane.

Title: Re: All Join if you dare!!
Post by: Ragnar on November 05, 2004, 12:49:22 PM

I shot 450 Tuesday night - but then I bowled the third game
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"Things fall apart; the center cannot hold; mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,"
Ragnar sure likes to throw his purdy Uranium Buzzsaw.

Title: Re: All Join if you dare!!
Post by: The Hose on November 05, 2004, 01:04:12 PM

Where is ZDork?  He shot 463 on the China we have here
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I can't help it, Hot Chicks Dig the Hose

Title: Re: All Join if you dare!!
Post by: a_ak57 on November 05, 2004, 01:08:29 PM

Hi my name is Andy and I'm a sub-500 bowler.


Crowd:  Hiiiiiiiiiii, Andyyyyyyyy.
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-Andy

Brunswick Unofficial Amateur Staffer

Title: Re: All Join if you dare!!
Post by: Robert on November 05, 2004, 02:14:36 PM

I bowl in a house that's torched.  The league average is a whopping 150.  If you can bowl a series of 500 and over, everyone congradulates you.  I bowl on the last shift.  There isn't any oil accept for carry down on the left side.  

I've bowled anywhere from 390 all the way up to 593.  My highest was in my local city turnament....650 series....

That was the only time.

Cheers

Robert

Title: Re: All Join if you dare!!
Post by: mumzie on November 05, 2004, 04:45:39 PM

That was me ALL SUMMER. Didn't matter if it was a sport shot, or a house shot. Down right embarrassing - you know it's bad when a sub 500 series doesn't even phase you!!!

And - I tried on Wednesday to do it again. 129 the first game. However, I pulled out a 587 series... Geez...
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--Winston Churchill

Title: Re: All Join if you dare!!
Post by: RPM MAX on November 05, 2004, 05:10:05 PM

What is a sub 500 is that a new sandwich from subway! lol
I can see it now the sub 500 less than 500 calories he he.

Title: Re: All Join if you dare!!
Post by: Brunswick Kid on November 05, 2004, 09:21:57 PM

A 500 series for me is like...

OMG WHAT THE... THIS IS THE BEST DAY I'VE EVER HAD IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE, W00T! Then I'd hug my balls .  But, I'm not joining... LOL!
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--Detour Kid

Title: Re: All Join if you dare!!
Post by: Maelstrom on November 06, 2004, 01:09:22 AM

I think I have only shot below 500 a few times this year, I usually get about a 520, though not on THS. On a THS i'm usually shooting in the low 600 range, so no, I won't join, sorry...
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"Contemplate the reason you exist..."

Formerly Maelstrom44, Maelstrom X, Maelstrom Zero, Maelstrom Axiom, Maelstrom Flux, Enigma, and Muon Ejector.

Title: Re: All Join if you dare!!
Post by: LuvThatWhiteDot on November 06, 2004, 11:19:57 AM

White Dot Jr. was a solid member of the sub-500 Club until last Saturday, when she went 194-167-167/528, her first Fiver ever.  Dontcha know Mommy's so PROUD!!

She had to skip bowling today because she's in Ann Arbor for the University of Michigan Engineering School Tech Day.  She called on Dad's cell and informed me that she plans to pursue a career in naval/marine engineering.

I wish Michigan had a bowling team so she could use her scholarship winnings, but oh well

As for me, I was knee-deep in the Sub-500 Club to start the season on Thursday, but I've put up 500s for four straight weeks now
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White Dot
I fart in your general direction!
http://bowlingfans.com/league

Title: Re: All Join if you dare!!
Post by: luvmykings on November 06, 2004, 07:06:04 PM

Have no idea what kind of shot there was last night. Maybe a polish abortion block(sorry Poles). My avg was 213 but shot a whopping 446!!! At least I know it was not just me. Pretty much everyone struggled. Have not had a sub 500 series in a long time. Low series this year before this mess was 560.
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Just Stormin' through!

Title: Re: All Join if you dare!!
Post by: Tons of Fun73 on November 06, 2004, 07:52:08 PM

Hate to admit it but i shot 411 5 weeks ago during my junior league

Title: Re: All Join if you dare!!
Post by: sheppy335 on November 08, 2004, 01:44:07 PM

shot in one league 496 and my other shot a 489. teh 489 was sandwiched inbetween a 657 adn 621
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Oil is served Best with fingers!
Why does the 8 Pin laugh at me!

Sheppy