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another300

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Are you a professional bowler?
« on: September 03, 2008, 07:58:08 AM »
I get asked this alot when I bowl during the day on open play bowling. The Girlfriend wanted to go bowling on Labor day. So I said what the heck lets do it. I normally don't like to bowl when there are tons of open play bowlers who have food and drinks out by the approaches and who don't know about bowling courtesy. But heck I was gonna have a few beers so why not.
I'm bowling on the great wall of china so I have tons of room. Take a few frames to warm up then I find the "area". I shoot a decent game. I spare a few frames and string 6 and shoot another good game. Third game I string the first 8 strikes before leaving a solid 10. I was in disbelief that I didn't strike on the great wall of china shot that I missed the 10 pin spare. Then struck out in the 10th. There is a group of 15-20 people bowling on the lanes next to me and 4 of them approach me and ask me if I am a professional bowler. Having had a few beers already I was a bit talkative. They asked how I made my ball hook and other question. So I went into more detail than I normally ever would with open play bowlers. Drilling, weight block, cover stock... By this time I had pounded down 2 1/2 22 ounce beers and bowling became more challenging. Good thing the G.F. was driving me home.
Anyway, people just don't understand the difference in regular lanes and the more challenging lanes professional have to bowl on.
YES.... 20 years ago, if you shot great on house conditions, you could be compared to professional bowlers because they too bowled on similar conditions.
I guess I really have no point... just bored at work and decided to post.

 

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Re: Are you a professional bowler?
« Reply #16 on: September 04, 2008, 10:24:07 AM »
No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
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Re: Are you a professional bowler?
« Reply #17 on: September 04, 2008, 10:30:17 AM »
Funny thing.  A couple years ago I was laid off by the phone company after 8 years of service.  Tax time came around and the IRS labeled me as a Professional Bowler due to the majority of my reported income came from bowling.  I told the accountant that I had never held a PBA card but that didn't matter.  Then I was told of some of the tax breaks I could have by having this status!  So according to them I am a Professional Bowler.

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Re: Are you a professional bowler?
« Reply #18 on: September 04, 2008, 11:06:33 AM »
When people ask me if I'm a professional and ask what my average is, I usually reply that my average is about 3,000.

It's usually about then that I need to explain to them (as well as many of the readers here) that I'm referring to my yearly average IRS form 1099.  It's the only average that matters.




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Re: Are you a professional bowler?
« Reply #19 on: September 04, 2008, 11:58:13 AM »
Just tell em your amateur and technically its not lying lol =))

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Re: Are you a professional bowler?
« Reply #20 on: September 04, 2008, 12:01:25 PM »
isn't everyone???????????????

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Re: Are you a professional bowler?
« Reply #21 on: September 05, 2008, 11:59:54 AM »
I had a guy ask me that once in the mixed league i bowled in, i had to laugh loudly. I told him no, i said they dont bowl on cake shots like this. They are expected to hit a small area with only the right amount of speed and turn on the ball. It was quite funny.

 told him i am far from Professional.
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Re: Are you a professional bowler?
« Reply #22 on: September 05, 2008, 03:58:01 PM »
I am on the wii
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