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another300

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Are you a professional bowler?
« on: September 03, 2008, 07:58:08 AM »
I get asked this alot when I bowl during the day on open play bowling. The Girlfriend wanted to go bowling on Labor day. So I said what the heck lets do it. I normally don't like to bowl when there are tons of open play bowlers who have food and drinks out by the approaches and who don't know about bowling courtesy. But heck I was gonna have a few beers so why not.
I'm bowling on the great wall of china so I have tons of room. Take a few frames to warm up then I find the "area". I shoot a decent game. I spare a few frames and string 6 and shoot another good game. Third game I string the first 8 strikes before leaving a solid 10. I was in disbelief that I didn't strike on the great wall of china shot that I missed the 10 pin spare. Then struck out in the 10th. There is a group of 15-20 people bowling on the lanes next to me and 4 of them approach me and ask me if I am a professional bowler. Having had a few beers already I was a bit talkative. They asked how I made my ball hook and other question. So I went into more detail than I normally ever would with open play bowlers. Drilling, weight block, cover stock... By this time I had pounded down 2 1/2 22 ounce beers and bowling became more challenging. Good thing the G.F. was driving me home.
Anyway, people just don't understand the difference in regular lanes and the more challenging lanes professional have to bowl on.
YES.... 20 years ago, if you shot great on house conditions, you could be compared to professional bowlers because they too bowled on similar conditions.
I guess I really have no point... just bored at work and decided to post.

 

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Re: Are you a professional bowler?
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2008, 04:00:48 PM »
As far as ever'body 'round here knows I is...

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Re: Are you a professional bowler?
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2008, 04:09:02 PM »
I need professional help and bowl does that me a professional bowler???


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Re: Are you a professional bowler?
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2008, 04:42:48 PM »
I don't get asked if I am a professional, but when I tell people I average 205-215 they ask why I don't go pro.  I just tell them you need to be able to average 240+ to make money and they are in disbelief
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Re: Are you a professional bowler?
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2008, 04:58:05 PM »
i don't get asked but if there were a hotties next to us then i would love to show off..  and that include me and my buddies

DON DRAPER

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Re: Are you a professional bowler?
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2008, 10:38:24 PM »
i tell people i'm not a professional bowler because i don't derive at least 66% of my yearly income from bowling-----this is what the irs says makes you a professional bowler.

Uncle Crusty

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Re: Are you a professional bowler?
« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2008, 10:42:33 PM »
It's always interesting bowling beside people during open play. The best part is the point at which the people around you try to hook the ball. It never fails, they always gotta try it out. It usually gets pretty ugly, too.

Also, its never a bad thing when a couple honeys come up and ask you how to hook the ball. I'm always glad to assist.
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Re: Are you a professional bowler?
« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2008, 07:55:40 AM »
I am not a pro bowler! I am a RockStar Bowler



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9andaWiggle

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Re: Are you a professional bowler?
« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2008, 08:01:43 AM »
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i don't get asked but if there were a hotties next to us then i would love to show off..  and that include me and my buddies


Yeah, because we all know what a turn on bowlers are for hot chicks.  :rolleyes:

You need to quit hanging around Hose.

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Re: Are you a professional bowler?
« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2008, 08:15:20 AM »
come on 9~ we all know the chicks dig the thunder strike
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Re: Are you a professional bowler?
« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2008, 08:18:42 AM »
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i don't get asked but if there were a hotties next to us then i would love to show off.. and that include me and my buddies


pchee????  
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Re: Are you a professional bowler?
« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2008, 09:09:49 AM »
I would say that, technically speaking, we're all professional bowlers because we earn some money from bowling (even though, if I was in the team that won all the leagues in my bowling alley for a year, and I saved all the winnings, I still wouldn't have enough money to buy a new ball at the end of the year!)
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Re: Are you a professional bowler?
« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2008, 09:17:55 AM »
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It's always interesting bowling beside people during open play. The best part is the point at which the people around you try to hook the ball. It never fails, they always gotta try it out. It usually gets pretty ugly, too.



So true... (LOL)
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Re: Are you a professional bowler?
« Reply #13 on: September 04, 2008, 09:58:07 AM »
"Chicks Dig Athletes" .
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Re: Are you a professional bowler?
« Reply #14 on: September 04, 2008, 10:15:13 AM »
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"Chicks Dig Athletes" .
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One thing chicks definitely dig is the big wheel. This much is undeniable, haha.
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