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Title: Are you Pretty?
Post by: bamaster on April 12, 2004, 09:09:34 PM: My pro shop guy, Mike Austin, keeps telling me I'm a "pretty" bowler. I assume he means that when I bowl, it's a beautiful site to be seen... that it's like poetry... like spending the day at a Pamela Anderson exhibition.

Or maybe he's hittin on me, I'm not sure.

So I ask the question... are you a pretty bowler? If not, what are you?

Tony
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Title: Re: Are you Pretty?
Post by: Jeffrevs on April 13, 2004, 12:13:33 PM: I'm far from pretty, but smooth, melodic in approach....sure, I guess I could say that....pretty? Nahhh....I'm overweight and hairy!!
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Title: Re: Are you Pretty?
Post by: The Hose on April 13, 2004, 12:24:14 PM: quote:
My pro shop guy, Mike Austin, keeps telling me I'm a "pretty" bowler. I assume he means that when I bowl, it's a beautiful site to be seen... that it's like poetry... like spending the day at a Pamela Anderson exhibition.

Or maybe he's hittin on me, I'm not sure.

So I ask the question... are you a pretty bowler? If not, what are you?

Tony
http://www.allBowling.com

Mike Austin, This first Blind balldriller in the country.
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Title: Re: Are you Pretty?
Post by: mrbowlingnut on April 13, 2004, 12:29:35 PM: Pretty damn ugly lol My teamates say i am a duck waddling to the line hahaha Others say i am a statue of liberty from have a bad left knee with only about 10 percent of cartlidge left in it. Thats life but i love the game and thats all that matters too me!!!!!
Title: Re: Are you Pretty?
Post by: LuckyLefty on April 13, 2004, 01:04:22 PM: Very attractive on the lanes here!

REgards,

Luckylefty
PS you meant bowling form right!?
Title: Re: Are you Pretty?
Post by: omegabowler on April 13, 2004, 01:21:13 PM: was there banjo music playing when he said this?

did the words "You have a pretty mouth boy" heard?
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Title: Re: Are you Pretty?
Post by: Doc Hollywood on April 13, 2004, 04:28:30 PM: Sure he's not on the down low
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Title: Re: Are you Pretty?
Post by: StormStriker on April 13, 2004, 04:55:42 PM: LOL My coach told me I was A beast with finesse.
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Title: Re: Are you Pretty?
Post by: LeftyHomer10 on April 13, 2004, 05:07:17 PM: I was talkin to my girlfriends brother the other day, and he definately said I bowled like a fairy. That was nice to hear. If only I had the magic to get strikes on a consistent basis.
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Title: Re: Are you Pretty?
Post by: Psychoballtester on April 13, 2004, 10:56:48 PM: Me too..

I've been told I have a pretty stlye.
...uh,pretty unusual and strange style that's
not in any bowler's book or seen on tv
since the 80's.

I get that one,several times a week.

Ok,thats is
pretty as it gets!

Next!

Psycho.B.T
Title: Re: Are you Pretty?
Post by: LuvThatWhiteDot on April 13, 2004, 11:16:21 PM: I closely resemble Brenda Norman on the lanes. If the Team Internet guy ever sends me my video, I'll post it

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Title: Re: Are you Pretty?
Post by: sheppy335 on April 14, 2004, 08:40:10 AM: Well far from pretty here, i think i would have knocked someone butt out they called me pretty, i am chubby and hairy also. I am smooth and methodical far from pretty. hehehehehhe hmmm do i hear the deleverance playing in the backround.
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Title: Re: Are you Pretty?
Post by: oracle3410 on April 14, 2004, 12:30:08 PM: it depends... i tend to pull my follow through on my spareball, which throws my balance off.. on a good strike ball though, i'm generally pretty smooth... i feel like a bobblehead sometimes though... i tend to rock a little on my slide foot coming out of my knee bend

Edited on 4/14/2004 12:22 PM
Title: Re: Are you Pretty?
Post by: Pinbuster on April 14, 2004, 12:45:21 PM: [Tongue planted firmly in check]

Iâ€™m gorgeous. Women swoon at my manly form as I take my position on the approach. The whole house will stop to observe me make my shot. I flash them a smile, flex my manly muscled arm and kissing my huge bicep.

With a slight wiggle to my tight little tush I start my approach. Baryshnikov does not move as lightly on his feet as I do to the line. The ball seems almost insignificant in my massive hand. My back swing is full reaching above my shoulders but my down swing is totally effortless. I stop at the line without any hint of imbalance. I could stay at the release position all day. The ball sets down like a butterfly with sore feet a pin drop could be heard. But my mighty body has imposed itâ€™s will on the orb traveling down the lane. As it reaches the far outer regions of the lane and at precisely the correct moment the ball makes an extreme left hand turn producing thunderous strikes.

Girls have rushed to my side at the line caressing my Adonis form and marveling at the splintered wood. I then take to my sitting area where they continue to feed me grapes and fan my body until my next performance.

[Remove tongue]
Title: Re: Are you Pretty?
Post by: Ernie McCracken on April 14, 2004, 12:58:28 PM: I am not pretty at all I don't think. I remembered this topic last night and told a teammate that I wish I had a pretty form like this other guy we were shooting against. My teammate said that I may not have pretty form but at least my balls hit harder!!!!
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Title: Re: Are you Pretty?
Post by: Strider on April 14, 2004, 04:40:22 PM: No.

Where's TBU? This post was made for him.
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