Stop the name calling and the computer tough guy routine. If you bring your kids to the center during league, all that is asked from you is to take care of them. Yes, they will be loud at times, but you as parents or grandparents should be able to control them and the bowlers should be able to overlook one or two loud bursts from the kids. Remember, its not just YOUR night for bowling but its also EVERYONE elses in your league. Try to be courteous. Also, if the kids are too loud and it is bothering you, then go the the parents and ask them to help. If they refuse, then go to one of the league officers.
Also for you folks that bring your kids, use your head. If you are bowling in a highly competitive serious league, either leave the kids at home or do you best to control them. Its just being respectfull for the other bowlers in your league.
Bottom line, its all about respect for others.