What do I do when I just can't carry?
1. I blame the house for putting down such a consistent shot, and ignore the fact
that my ball deflected so far it nearly took the 10 out.
2. I blame the bowlers on my pair who are using urethane.
3. I kick the ball return and draw attention to the fact that I'm bowling lousy.
4. I grab another one of the 8 balls I brought to a THS, and another, and another.
5. I start thinking of excuses, LOTS of them.
6. I blame others because the pace of play is slow and I can't concentrate for 5
seconds once I pick up my ball.
7. I fake an injury.
8. I act like a total jerk so no one wants to approach me.
9. I drink more beer so no one wants to approach me.
Okay BR Forum. Add to my list!