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Ball Name
« on: June 27, 2004, 11:54:09 PM »
Your favorite ball manufacturer has just asked you to name their next ball.  What would it be???
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Re: Ball Name
« Reply #16 on: June 28, 2004, 10:08:33 PM »
The WMD.  Works for any company.  --  JohnP

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Re: Ball Name
« Reply #17 on: June 28, 2004, 10:15:32 PM »
The LaneMasters Massive Impact(I believe) was originally titled the Weapon of Mass Destruction).  I remember seeing it on their starter site right before they launched their initial batch of balls like 3 years or so ago.
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Re: Ball Name
« Reply #18 on: June 29, 2004, 12:02:26 AM »
My friend came up with the Radiation Zone, bright bright green.

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Re: Ball Name
« Reply #19 on: June 29, 2004, 12:15:23 AM »
I'm not sure if this is fun topic or not,but,mines below;

AMF - Starta Revolution,Die-Hawk,ConFusion,Tramp,Sick.
 
AZO - Wise Guy,Dramatic Carbide,Little Toy
 Brunswick - Twilight Zone,Fools Demonhater,Slump Monster,Flower Groove,Mobster Frenzy
 
Circle Athletics - Zero,Posture,Idunno
 
Columbia -Swelled Ego,Throwing Up,Full Bottle,State Trooper,Scared,Iconthaveit
 
Dyno-Thane - The What,The What Returns,The Apology
 
Ebonite - Basic Instinct,V2 Muchmoney,V2 Weak,V2 Dirty,TPC Choker
 
Faball - Nasty Snail,Broken Hammer,Arm And Hammer

Hammer - Sting Blade,Dull Blade Sanded,Unleaded Diesel,Notso Vicious

Lane #1 -Scary Bomb,Neutron Bomb,Chicken Nugget,

LaneMasters - Massive Discount

Morich - Salvage,Theygotus Supreme,Jerkuleses,Minesouthedoor

Neo-Tac - Iguana

Nu -Line - Computer Virus,X-Planation,X-cuses

Revolution - Revolution Drastic

Roto-Grip - Fossil Fuel,Jet Fuel,Correction,Ironic,Flush

Storm - Rain Storm,Drama,Drama Recovery,Drama Responsetime,XXXpensive,No Covercharge,

Track - Dry Feet,Anymule Untamed,Freak On,Sheer Luck,Ima Threat,Lunch Time

Visionary - Yellow Apprentice

Ok,ok,ok,So I'm temporarly bored,nuff typed,I'm just having cyber crazytime
and these names are all in FUN!!!!!

I'm sure the Ball Companies have new names for their balls,
I think its better they name them,lOLAILOTFFRRRL!!!!

Be cool peeps!!
Psycho.B.T

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Re: Ball Name
« Reply #20 on: June 29, 2004, 12:24:21 AM »
Psyco you got me sittin here lmao in the middle of the night! my moms like "what are you lauging at?!"
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Re: Ball Name
« Reply #21 on: June 29, 2004, 12:30:45 AM »
I think Lane #1 neeeds to name their next ball the Plutonium to go along with the Uranium.

Or the next Bomb series ball should be the Neutron Bomb or Atom Bomb or Fusion Bomb...

As for Storm....the Hurricane, the Tsunami and the Typhoon all have great potential to me.
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Re: Ball Name
« Reply #22 on: June 29, 2004, 01:11:22 PM »
Good Stuff Psycho!
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Re: Ball Name
« Reply #23 on: June 29, 2004, 01:32:00 PM »
*dead*!!!

still laughing @ Psycho
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Re: Ball Name
« Reply #24 on: June 29, 2004, 01:33:22 PM »
How about something really original?  "Round."
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Re: Ball Name
« Reply #25 on: June 29, 2004, 01:34:33 PM »

Imagine a middle-condition ball that has half the name imprinted "-nator".  You order the ball and provide what you want for the rest of the name.  Each ball is customized...

"Brunswick Crapo-nator", etc. and so on and so forth.
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Re: Ball Name
« Reply #26 on: June 29, 2004, 04:03:48 PM »
quote:

Imagine a middle-condition ball that has half the name imprinted "-nator".  You order the ball and provide what you want for the rest of the name.  Each ball is customized..."Brunswick Crapo-nator", etc. and so on and so forth.


I'd be the proud (?) owner of a TenPin-Nator

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Re: Ball Name
« Reply #27 on: June 29, 2004, 04:47:38 PM »
I'm still waiting for someone to make and release "The scrogginator!"

(Demo ball
http://members.cox.net/stevemainian/thescrogginator.jpg
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Re: Ball Name
« Reply #28 on: June 29, 2004, 04:49:56 PM »
ROFL, god, w/ that ball you'd have the whole alley to yourself! I'd run if I saw that thing rolling down the lanes.
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TheBowlingKid25

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Re: Ball Name
« Reply #29 on: June 29, 2004, 04:51:27 PM »
Storm should have the "Sh|t Storm" cuz thats what you get when your wife/gf/mom finds out you got ANOTHER new ball!
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And why would I "saw" pins in half, THATS A WASTE OF PINS!

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Re: Ball Name
« Reply #30 on: June 29, 2004, 06:54:07 PM »
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Storm should have the "Sh|t Storm" cuz thats what you get when your wife/gf/mom finds out you got ANOTHER new ball!


Hmmm you're wrong... my GF loaned me the money for my Vendetta, and my mother said "The colors on this one are better than the ones on your vortex..."

And when I bought my inferno my GF helped me to buy the ball that matched better my new league pattern

So, its not always like that
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