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Title: Ball Name
Post by: SHEET on June 27, 2004, 11:54:09 PM: Your favorite ball manufacturer has just asked you to name their next ball. What would it be???
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Title: Re: Ball Name
Post by: RSalas on June 28, 2004, 02:59:08 PM: Fred.
Title: Re: Ball Name
Post by: gbushman on June 28, 2004, 03:03:46 PM: BLUE.

Oh, SORRY, thought we were NAMING Hamster's.
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Title: Re: Ball Name
Post by: Ragnar on June 28, 2004, 03:08:25 PM: "Schlepped in" for those with slower ball speed.

Roto has the Rush; after Rush comes the "Pledge" right? Then, after pledging, you would have the "Abuse."

Dyno, with the "thing" and "Thing Returns" must be about ready for the "Mummy", the "Blob", and the "Creature from the Black Lagoon."

Lane #1, having introduced the "Gold Nugget", and the "Uranium," must be about ready for the "Lead Pipe Cinch."
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Title: Re: Ball Name
Post by: Ragnar on June 28, 2004, 03:44:59 PM: Maybe the "Brain Ball" one that instead of looking like a football or boxing glove, looks like a human brain. Oh, wait, there are no brains in bowling, are there?
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Title: Re: Ball Name
Post by: LuvThatWhiteDot on June 28, 2004, 03:53:09 PM: quote:
Your favorite ball manufacturer has just asked you to name their next ball. What would it be???

The ball for the most flooded lanes ever: The Storm Tsunami.

It has to be dark colored, almost black with grayish swirls all over it, kind of like a weather pattern

AND NO SCENT!
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Edited on 6/28/2004 3:54 PM
Title: Re: Ball Name
Post by: TheBowlingKid25 on June 28, 2004, 03:57:12 PM: Storm

The super duper quadruple xtreme insane x factor deuce times 11

Or the Quatro (my friend don made it up lol)
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Title: Re: Ball Name
Post by: LuvThatWhiteDot on June 28, 2004, 04:00:06 PM: quote:
Brunswick Errogonous Zone! (sorry if the spelling is not right because I still have not found it!)

Brunswick CalZONE and Brunswick Sylvester StaZONE
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Title: Re: Ball Name
Post by: TWOHAND834 on June 28, 2004, 04:06:45 PM: I always thought a couple years ago that Columbia should have released a ball called the Crack Rock. Of course it has to be a white pearlized reactive. For Track, cool names could be Heat Stroke, aggressive ball for those with less hand, and the Heat Exhaustion, a ball for those with more hand that can move inside and open up the lane.
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Title: Re: Ball Name
Post by: WSUstroker on June 28, 2004, 04:32:40 PM: V12, Storm has already made the breeze, its a plastic ball. http://www.bowlingballreviews.com/ball.asp?ballid=1049
Track could make the Phenominally Untamed Animal Unleashed.
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Title: Re: Ball Name
Post by: DP3 on June 28, 2004, 04:37:22 PM: The breeze blue was the only plastic ball I've ever seen that came dull out of the box. That sucker still hooks on today's oil. I've thrown one drilled for a lefty that could outrecover some of my resins and pearls.
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Title: Re: Ball Name
Post by: The Hose on June 28, 2004, 04:40:48 PM: I still don't understand those R and D guys at Hammer.

I really think the Hose line would be great.

The Fire Hose

The Water Hose

and for the Bob Freeburn ball, the Panty Hose
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Title: Re: Ball Name
Post by: TheBowlingKid25 on June 28, 2004, 04:42:42 PM: Water Hose-Heavy
Fire Hose-Dry
Panty Hose-on the floor
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16 years and still going strong! 16 years old that is! The names Warrior Princess, Xena..Warrior Princess
And why would I "saw" pins in half, THATS A WASTE OF PINS!
Title: Re: Ball Name
Post by: Ragnar on June 28, 2004, 04:42:46 PM: quote:

and for the Bob Freeburn ball, the Panty Hose
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Man, I'd get those in bunches!!
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Title: Re: Ball Name
Post by: Mrtaz2u300 on June 28, 2004, 04:57:07 PM: I think they should bring back the Quantums and have one called "Quantum Physics"

Ebonite needs to have instead of the Cat series, have a dog series. Retriever for oil (based slightly off my golf game where i find many bodies of water), Black Lab for medium. there could also be the doberman, pitbull (kinda like the pitboss), Shih tzu... the list can go on!
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Title: Re: Ball Name
Post by: JohnP on June 28, 2004, 10:08:33 PM: The WMD. Works for any company. -- JohnP
Title: Re: Ball Name
Post by: DP3 on June 28, 2004, 10:15:32 PM: The LaneMasters Massive Impact(I believe) was originally titled the Weapon of Mass Destruction). I remember seeing it on their starter site right before they launched their initial batch of balls like 3 years or so ago.
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Title: Re: Ball Name
Post by: UCFKnight300 on June 29, 2004, 12:02:26 AM: My friend came up with the Radiation Zone, bright bright green.
Title: Re: Ball Name
Post by: Psychoballtester on June 29, 2004, 12:15:23 AM: I'm not sure if this is fun topic or not,but,mines below;

AMF - Starta Revolution,Die-Hawk,ConFusion,Tramp,Sick.

AZO - Wise Guy,Dramatic Carbide,Little Toy
Brunswick - Twilight Zone,Fools Demonhater,Slump Monster,Flower Groove,Mobster Frenzy

Circle Athletics - Zero,Posture,Idunno

Columbia -Swelled Ego,Throwing Up,Full Bottle,State Trooper,Scared,Iconthaveit

Dyno-Thane - The What,The What Returns,The Apology

Ebonite - Basic Instinct,V2 Muchmoney,V2 Weak,V2 Dirty,TPC Choker

Faball - Nasty Snail,Broken Hammer,Arm And Hammer

Hammer - Sting Blade,Dull Blade Sanded,Unleaded Diesel,Notso Vicious

Lane #1 -Scary Bomb,Neutron Bomb,Chicken Nugget,

LaneMasters - Massive Discount

Morich - Salvage,Theygotus Supreme,Jerkuleses,Minesouthedoor

Neo-Tac - Iguana

Nu -Line - Computer Virus,X-Planation,X-cuses

Revolution - Revolution Drastic

Roto-Grip - Fossil Fuel,Jet Fuel,Correction,Ironic,Flush

Storm - Rain Storm,Drama,Drama Recovery,Drama Responsetime,XXXpensive,No Covercharge,

Track - Dry Feet,Anymule Untamed,Freak On,Sheer Luck,Ima Threat,Lunch Time

Visionary - Yellow Apprentice

Ok,ok,ok,So I'm temporarly bored,nuff typed,I'm just having cyber crazytime
and these names are all in FUN!!!!!

I'm sure the Ball Companies have new names for their balls,
I think its better they name them,lOLAILOTFFRRRL!!!!

Be cool peeps!!
Psycho.B.T
Title: Re: Ball Name
Post by: TheBowlingKid25 on June 29, 2004, 12:24:21 AM: Psyco you got me sittin here lmao in the middle of the night! my moms like "what are you lauging at?!"
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16 years and still going strong! 16 years old that is! The names Warrior Princess, Xena..Warrior Princess
And why would I "saw" pins in half, THATS A WASTE OF PINS!
Title: Re: Ball Name
Post by: Doug Sterner on June 29, 2004, 12:30:45 AM: I think Lane #1 neeeds to name their next ball the Plutonium to go along with the Uranium.

Or the next Bomb series ball should be the Neutron Bomb or Atom Bomb or Fusion Bomb...

As for Storm....the Hurricane, the Tsunami and the Typhoon all have great potential to me.
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Title: Re: Ball Name
Post by: SHEET on June 29, 2004, 01:11:22 PM: Good Stuff Psycho!
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Title: Re: Ball Name
Post by: FBM357 on June 29, 2004, 01:32:00 PM: *dead*!!!

still laughing @ Psycho
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Title: Re: Ball Name
Post by: Ragnar on June 29, 2004, 01:33:22 PM: How about something really original? "Round."
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Title: Re: Ball Name
Post by: Overhand on June 29, 2004, 01:34:33 PM: Imagine a middle-condition ball that has half the name imprinted "-nator". You order the ball and provide what you want for the rest of the name. Each ball is customized...

"Brunswick Crapo-nator", etc. and so on and so forth.
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Title: Re: Ball Name
Post by: LuvThatWhiteDot on June 29, 2004, 04:03:48 PM: quote:

Imagine a middle-condition ball that has half the name imprinted "-nator". You order the ball and provide what you want for the rest of the name. Each ball is customized..."Brunswick Crapo-nator", etc. and so on and so forth.

I'd be the proud (?) owner of a TenPin-Nator

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Title: Re: Ball Name
Post by: channel surfer on June 29, 2004, 04:47:38 PM: I'm still waiting for someone to make and release "The scrogginator!"

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Title: Re: Ball Name
Post by: TheBowlingKid25 on June 29, 2004, 04:49:56 PM: ROFL, god, w/ that ball you'd have the whole alley to yourself! I'd run if I saw that thing rolling down the lanes.
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16 years and still going strong! 16 years old that is! The names Warrior Princess, Xena..Warrior Princess
And why would I "saw" pins in half, THATS A WASTE OF PINS!
Title: Re: Ball Name
Post by: TheBowlingKid25 on June 29, 2004, 04:51:27 PM: Storm should have the "Sh|t Storm" cuz thats what you get when your wife/gf/mom finds out you got ANOTHER new ball!
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16 years and still going strong! 16 years old that is! The names Warrior Princess, Xena..Warrior Princess
And why would I "saw" pins in half, THATS A WASTE OF PINS!
Title: Re: Ball Name
Post by: GendouIkari on June 29, 2004, 06:54:07 PM: quote:
Storm should have the "Sh|t Storm" cuz thats what you get when your wife/gf/mom finds out you got ANOTHER new ball!

Hmmm you're wrong... my GF loaned me the money for my Vendetta, and my mother said "The colors on this one are better than the ones on your vortex..."

And when I bought my inferno my GF helped me to buy the ball that matched better my new league pattern

So, its not always like that
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Title: Re: Ball Name
Post by: LuvThatWhiteDot on June 29, 2004, 09:19:39 PM: quote:
Storm should have the "Sh|t Storm" cuz thats what you get when your wife/gf/mom finds out you got ANOTHER new ball!

You mean the Storm Sh tfit...
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Title: Re: Ball Name
Post by: TheBowlingKid25 on June 30, 2004, 01:05:02 AM: ROFL! I used to watch that show
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16 years and still going strong! 16 years old that is! The names Warrior Princess, Xena..Warrior Princess
And why would I "saw" pins in half, THATS A WASTE OF PINS!
Title: Re: Ball Name
Post by: thfonz98 on June 30, 2004, 01:29:46 AM: brunswick..."the lit fuze"..."dave traber signiture"(goes dead straight, only comes in 16 lbs)

storm......."thunder from down under"(bad scents?)
ebonite.....is the "gametime" next?
track......."crash and burn"...maybe the burn would be a spare ball to go with the crash

Edited on 6/30/2004 2:13 AM
Title: Re: Ball Name
Post by: Psychoballtester on June 30, 2004, 02:01:53 AM: Here's some more quick ones!

Track - Chump,RevDisaster,The Curse

Storm - MaX-Factor,this ones for Make up games!!

More from Storm - El Nino Mold and La Nono,Hot Liar,Trash Point

Roto-grip - Imoutta Fuel,Head Rush,No Rush

Ebonite - Thriller Instinct,Crime Time,Savage Flop,Predator Persuade

Dyna-thane - Predicament,Banana Pearl

Columbia - Run,its a unofficial sequel to the Hyde!!!

More from Columbia - Baby Formula,Shout,Shout Reactive,Rock Off,
Reaction Now,Reaction Gone,Reaction This,Mild

Brunswick - Nofly Zone,What Zone,Fuze Complicator,Fuze Icantstandher,
Monster Choker,Monster Loser,Monster Complainer,Monster Quitter

AMF - Ankle Nosolution,Fire Duck,Nightduck Menace Pearl

I gotta go!!

I'm tired,I might have some more later,If not,annn.

Have fun!!

Be Cool

Psycho.B.T
Title: Re: Ball Name
Post by: LuvThatWhiteDot on June 30, 2004, 08:32:59 AM: quote:
Your forgetting Water( which could be Ice) and Heart. But when these powers(elements) combine, you make Captain Planet. Able to handle any and every pattern, except for dirt and grime. GO PLANET!

White Dot Jr. gets up at 5:30 to watch Captain Planet on Cartoon Network

P.S. -- The Storm Thunder From Down Under will probably smell like Vegemite (remember the song 'Down Under' by Men at Work? Look it up if you don't know what it is).
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Title: Re: Ball Name
Post by: Strider on June 30, 2004, 04:04:31 PM: quote:
brunswick..."the lit fuze"..."dave traber signiture"(goes dead straight, only comes in 16 lbs)

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Title: Re: Ball Name
Post by: UCIbowl on June 30, 2004, 04:10:13 PM: storm fire starter ....i like the fire series
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Title: Re: Ball Name
Post by: kendog on June 30, 2004, 04:15:29 PM: quote:
I'm still waiting for someone to make and release "The scrogginator!"

(Demo ball
http://members.cox.net/stevemainian/thescrogginator.jpg
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This ball needs a bare butt on the other side to moon your audience every rev. LOL
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Title: Re: Ball Name
Post by: Mankow on June 30, 2004, 04:18:13 PM: I always wanted to see "the Ark", for when you're expecting a flood.
Title: Re: Ball Name
Post by: Maelstrom on June 30, 2004, 04:19:54 PM: Going on a more serious note for storm, how about the Banzai Charge? or a urethane balled called the Flash Back. Or the Live Wire.

For columbia how about an Ego Maniac (thats my favorite).
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Title: Re: Ball Name
Post by: strikealot on June 30, 2004, 06:14:35 PM: storm, the avalanche
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