I understand ball reaction charts and specs and all that, but I know them well enough to know they're hardly ever accurate (when it comes to the house I bowl at, anyway). When a Power Groove rolls the same as an Inferno, or even hooks more, both with box surface, there's something not right. Anyway, the left side of this house is even drier than the right side, but it's more predictable. I can play 2nd arrow pretty comfortably with a polished plastic ball, and that's swinging it out to 5 or so, not straight down 10.
I need a smooth rolling, consistent low end ball (preferably a solid). The pattern is 23 feet buffed to 36, and there's about a unit per board from 7-gutter. I need a pretty strong backend move, or if nothing else good length with predictability, because it's incredibly easy to hit the pocket, but you have to play the lanes to carry at this house. I'm using a 5x4 RIGHThanded Uranium (polished) that I have to play between 3rd and 4th arrow with just to get it down the lane. I could play 5th with it if I wanted to also.
Anyone who says "Flash Force," "Hot Rod Pro Stock," or "Power Groove" will be shot on sight, because I'd have to drill them negative and polish them to 5000 to get them down the lane. I WILL NOT throw Columbia, Ebonite (with the exception of either Shooter), Visionary, or Morich. I need something fairly new also (in the interest of promoting it). Everybody buys Columbia around here anyway, nobody buys E, V, or M, and although I'd throw Lane 1, Brunswick's low end stuff is waaaay too strong, and with their coverstocks being on Lane 1 stuff, there you go. I'm leaning towards a Sonic Boom, but I think that might be too skid/flippy, and would most likely start up too early. Have at it, and I WILL mock dumb suggestions.
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No, really, I like you. Now, by all means, feel free to go fornicate yourself with a sharp object.