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General Category => Miscellaneous => Topic started by: wooddaddy on January 26, 2009, 04:23:54 AM

Title: ball reviews truisms
Post by: wooddaddy on January 26, 2009, 04:23:54 AM
my good scores are worthy of discussion, because they were bowled on conditions that are tougher than the TYPICAL house shot...yours are not, because they were bowled on conditions where you can kick the ball and strike

if you can't match up with my brand, it's because of the fundamental flaws in your game...if I can't match up with your brand, it's because your company makes inferior equipment

if a pro chooses to use your brand, it's because of the incentive $$$...if a pro chooses to use my brand, it's because of the quality of the equipment

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Title: Re: ball reviews truisms
Post by: JoeBowler on January 26, 2009, 12:28:38 PM
Most proshops charge too much for a drill. Those stupid nerds cant drill my span and pitches right.
Title: Re: ball reviews truisms
Post by: rockerbowler18 on January 26, 2009, 12:34:41 PM
I like Tommy Jones/Sean Rash/Ken Simard because they're good bowlers. You just like to watch them because they hook the ball a lot.
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Title: Re: ball reviews truisms
Post by: Danes07 on January 26, 2009, 12:42:20 PM
If you don't agree with me politically you are stupid/socialist/moronic/not worthy of the right to vote/victim of a labotomy/(insert your favorite), ect.
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Title: Re: ball reviews truisms
Post by: Juggernaut on January 26, 2009, 12:43:21 PM
When I score well, I am at the top of my game.  When I score bad, it's because the lane machine screwed up again.
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Title: Re: ball reviews truisms
Post by: dballz on January 26, 2009, 01:10:43 PM
this is what i have been asking people when they complain about their league patterns:
"why is it when you shoot 180, you go up to the owner and complain about the conditions, but yet, when you shoot 300, you never go up to the owner and say "thank you for putting out a great pattern tonight""

i love the looks on their faces, because they know i am right and can't find a BS excuse to answer my question. lol!!
Title: Re: ball reviews truisms
Post by: SleepOnIce on January 26, 2009, 03:27:28 PM
If you think a ball made by my favorite brand died, it's because you didn't take care of it correctly. If I think a ball made by your favorite brand died, it's because of the super-oil sucking covers.
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