Hey everyone,

  I just read a post in which a particular user, I won't name this moron's name, tried calling me out because he thought that I was trying to obtain a XXXL to use in my upcoming plastic tournament.  Unfortunately, this person failed to notice that it was a participant of the tournament, and not me, who is looking for a XXXL. As I have already stated more than a few times, we are going to put down a challenging oil pattern and I don't feel that balls like the XXXL are going to give anyone a decided advantage over anyone else. I will actually be using a conventionally drilled Black Knight for the event, as it is the only plastic I have. I just wanted to make this clear to everyone. I know that 99.9% of us are intelligent enough to actually read and make sure that we know what we are talking about before we open our mouths, but, obviously, some people just aren't.

Gene J. Kanak

P.S. To the user who tried to call me out: So when is the tournament that you designed going to take place? I'm not claiming to be something special because of this event, but I also think it's pretty damn cheap to take shots at someone who tries to find a way to get people on this site together when you do nothing yourself.

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Bowling is without a doubt the dumbest, most pointless, most idiotic excuse for a game that has ever been invented. So, what time are we bowling tomorrow?